Alex Mallard is creating a disaster at TwitchCon
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So, in the past few months, many viewers have been very insistent that I attend TwitchCon. Not only that I attend, but that I stream from TwitchCon.

Well, fuck you. Clearly, this shows how much you guys really care about your favorite streamers that not only do you want me to be shot dead in the streets of San Francisco, but you also want other streamers to have their day completely ruined by my presence. I want to make sure your efforts to ruin someone's day don't go unnoticed though so I've started a Patreon so you can truly show the Twitch world how much you hate them.

Thanks a lot fuck face.
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Tickets, yet no way to get over 3,000 miles across the country to get there. Thanks a fucking lot asshole. I'm going to make a picture of myself flipping off the camera with a Subscribe button strategically placed to thank you for being a twat.
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So, in the past few months, many viewers have been very insistent that I attend TwitchCon. Not only that I attend, but that I stream from TwitchCon.

Well, fuck you. Clearly, this shows how much you guys really care about your favorite streamers that not only do you want me to be shot dead in the streets of San Francisco, but you also want other streamers to have their day completely ruined by my presence. I want to make sure your efforts to ruin someone's day don't go unnoticed though so I've started a Patreon so you can truly show the Twitch world how much you hate them.

Thanks a lot fuck face.

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