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Boutique Agency

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You're small but creative shop. Sure the word 'boutique' is also used to describe little stores that have tchotchkes and cute but funky women's wear. Boutique is also a word that describes a small but very special law firms or consultancies. (I wonder if there's anything like a boutique multinational oil company?
But you are hip, cool and you like to make fun of bad ads and support the people who do that. This makes you even hipper AND cooler!
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Mid-Size City Agency

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You have about 50 some people on staff, some local clients and maybe you're doing the campaign for an up-and-coming brand like that funky oat milk company. You might be based in Chula Vista or Chattanooga. Like the Boutique Agency, you're still very hip and creative and cool and you make some decent money but have more to support Patreons like this one.
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  • Invitations to special live and online events

Renowned Global Agency

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You have offices around the globe and of course in New York and have giant accounts with billing in the hundreds of millions. You might have the name of some ad legend baked into your company's name like David Ogilvy or Bill Bernbach. You like Mad Men because you were a consultant for the show. And thanks to all that, ya gotta some extra cash to support the Museum. You might also support other museums like MoMA.
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  • Inside history and dope about the museum
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  • Invitations to special live and online events
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About The Museum of Marketing Madness

A recent study* concluded that the average American is exposed to 480 trillion advertising messages every second. The study, published in The Journal Of Fictitious Research, never explains how they came up with that number. 

Bottom line: No matter what gets thrown up on the Giant Media Wall in our faces, 99.9% passes through our brains faster than you can say “CPM.”

So it shouldn’t be a surprise that a lot of the stuff is throwaway. Who cares? Nobody’s going to remember anyway?

Not here! At The Museum of Marketing Madness, we like to celebrate the failures. Remark upon the unremarkable. And otherwise…make fun!

Someone, somewhere actually rationalized that this particular photo, this copy, this graphic treatment is the penultimate expression of a product’s promise, a brand’s message.

Or, more likely, they just said:

“Here. Show them this. Maybe this will shut ’em up.”

And the client says:
“Stupid agency! Is this all they have? Ah, whatever…let’s just go with it.”

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