You have offices around the globe and of course in New York and have giant accounts with billing in the hundreds of millions. You might have the name of some ad legend baked into your company's name like David Ogilvy or Bill Bernbach. You like the series "Mad Men" because you were a consultant for the show. And thanks to all that, ya got some extra cash to throw at the Museum. You might also support other museums like MoMA in addition to MoMM.

You have acquired every agency out there and you're only competition is the other holding companies. You're like Havas, WPP, Omnicom, IPG, Publicis except you're not them because those names are taken. You're not really very hip or cool because your Renowned Global Agencies have that imprimatur. You're just fucking gigantic.

As a holding company, you get everything plus, I will create a Wing in the Museum in your honor. Some of the "wings" we're looking for Patrons are: Sky Mall Catalog Wing, the Digital Media Gone Haywire Wing, Wordplay Faux Pas De Deux Wing or, call us, maybe you have your own idea of what the wing should be. We'll take a call from Any Holding Company any day of the week.