Matthew Homeyer is creating a Lifestyle!
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My life is hard now that I used up my trust fun, but now that the internet has crowd sourcing you can help me continue to live my life how I want to. And I'll never forget all the people that help me. I'm pretty sure.
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Sex Jokes are VERY popular in Sweden right now
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Look at you! Thanks for pledging this DIRTY amount of money every month. If your girlfriend asks what it is on your credit card bill just say, "WE AREN'T MARRIED YET STOP GOING THRU MY CREDIT CARD HISTORY!"
Smoke 'em if you got 'em!
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Your life sucks, but mine doesn't! Just remember that next time your smoke to escape the feeling of drowning in debt. Thanks for sending me your money!
Hail Satan!
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Prince of Darkness blah blah... if you're into this great. My accountant says I need this here in case we try and classify this as a "religious fundraiser." Apparently I get more money for that.
Lucky You!
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I'll think of your name while doing yoga.
Baby Got Back~
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Call 1-900-Mix-A-Lot, cause he's over at the pool and we're about to BBQ some shortribs.
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Have you tried to live off of less? I have in college once, after taking a micro-economics course where I discovered that poor people exist. I never want to go back to those days.
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My life is hard now that I used up my trust fun, but now that the internet has crowd sourcing you can help me continue to live my life how I want to. And I'll never forget all the people that help me. I'm pretty sure.

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Sex Jokes are VERY popular in Sweden right now
$69 or more per month 0 patrons
Look at you! Thanks for pledging this DIRTY amount of money every month. If your girlfriend asks what it is on your credit card bill just say, "WE AREN'T MARRIED YET STOP GOING THRU MY CREDIT CARD HISTORY!"
Smoke 'em if you got 'em!
$420 or more per month 0 patrons
Your life sucks, but mine doesn't! Just remember that next time your smoke to escape the feeling of drowning in debt. Thanks for sending me your money!
Hail Satan!
$666.66 or more per month 0 patrons
Prince of Darkness blah blah... if you're into this great. My accountant says I need this here in case we try and classify this as a "religious fundraiser." Apparently I get more money for that.
Lucky You!
$777 or more per month 0 patrons
I'll think of your name while doing yoga.
Baby Got Back~
$1,900 or more per month 0 patrons
Call 1-900-Mix-A-Lot, cause he's over at the pool and we're about to BBQ some shortribs.