Matthew Sanborn Smith

is creating fiction and podcasts

24

patrons

$163

per month
Tiers
S'Lesses
$1 per month
  • Get new episodes of Beware the Patronizing Mango days—no, weeks!—no, days before they're released to the public!
  • Access to the first 27 episodes of Beware the Patronizing Mango, which you shan't find outside of this Patreon page, no no!
  • Get a sneak peek at upcoming publications, projects, and works in progress on the 14th of every month, before their release to the general public !
  • Updates on my projects every Sunday!
The Slow and the Furious
$3 per month
  • You'll get one new episode of my once-defunct now de-defunct podcast, Beware the Elitist Mango, on the 21st of every month!
  • Plus all previous rewards!
Today's Special
$5 per month
  • On the 7th of every month, I'll post a new flash fiction story (possibly of a different flavor than the Mango) and a really terrible piece of art from me (Seriously. We’re talking art at the skill level of a three-year-old.)!
  • Plus all previous rewards!
A Case of the Lumps
$10 per month
  • I'll post a new flash fiction story on the 28th of every month!
  • A new short video or podcast chat (depending on my mood) on the 28th of every month!
  • Plus all previous rewards!
Road Trip
$20 per month
  • I'll send you a digital version of one of my short stories or novel chapters on the 1st of each month (Either something previously unpublished, or something that can't be found in the wild without a lot of effort.)
  • Plus all previous rewards
Carl's Best
$100 per monthonly 1 left
I don't expect anyone to go for this tier, but I wanted to put it here in case an insane person stops by.

  • I'll write you one personalized short story a year, roughly 4,000 words. You tell me what you want in it and, if it’s within my ability and doesn’t appall me, you’ll get it!
  • Plus all previous rewards!

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Tiers
S'Lesses
$1 per month
  • Get new episodes of Beware the Patronizing Mango days—no, weeks!—no, days before they're released to the public!
  • Access to the first 27 episodes of Beware the Patronizing Mango, which you shan't find outside of this Patreon page, no no!
  • Get a sneak peek at upcoming publications, projects, and works in progress on the 14th of every month, before their release to the general public !
  • Updates on my projects every Sunday!
The Slow and the Furious
$3 per month
  • You'll get one new episode of my once-defunct now de-defunct podcast, Beware the Elitist Mango, on the 21st of every month!
  • Plus all previous rewards!
Today's Special
$5 per month
  • On the 7th of every month, I'll post a new flash fiction story (possibly of a different flavor than the Mango) and a really terrible piece of art from me (Seriously. We’re talking art at the skill level of a three-year-old.)!
  • Plus all previous rewards!
A Case of the Lumps
$10 per month
  • I'll post a new flash fiction story on the 28th of every month!
  • A new short video or podcast chat (depending on my mood) on the 28th of every month!
  • Plus all previous rewards!
Road Trip
$20 per month
  • I'll send you a digital version of one of my short stories or novel chapters on the 1st of each month (Either something previously unpublished, or something that can't be found in the wild without a lot of effort.)
  • Plus all previous rewards
Carl's Best
$100 per monthonly 1 left
I don't expect anyone to go for this tier, but I wanted to put it here in case an insane person stops by.

  • I'll write you one personalized short story a year, roughly 4,000 words. You tell me what you want in it and, if it’s within my ability and doesn’t appall me, you’ll get it!
  • Plus all previous rewards!