mc chris is creating nerd rap
241
patrons
$1,625
per month
thanks to my very very good looking patrons we were able to make an amazing critically acclaimed album called #mcchrisisgoodmusic. my fearless patrons helped with production costs. recording costs. producer costs. printing costs. advertising costs. all the costs. so i am very very grateful to my extremely beautiful supporters. this is an album i am super proud of and you know me, i want to get right back to work and finally make that marvel album! and underwater wars. and middle arth. and that noir album. and i still want to go to wild west mars. let’s just do that one.

i want to keep on telling my story, i want you to keep dancing, to keep laughing, to keep feeling better. but i need your help. with your assistance i can have assisstants! and maybe make music videos. maybe expand our youtube presence. maybe even cartoons! if you guys take the heat off, help me pay my bills, help me stay in the black. they we can count on for at least seven more years of mc!

your contributions will keep my family afloat and more importantly it will keep me from looking for the dreaded day job. if i start that journey that could very well mean the story ends sooner than we want it to. no more music, no more tours, no more me. thanks to you i can keep rapping and touring and evolving, i can hone my craft. i love craft honing! your continued support means this epic continues. and because we like to dream around here, maybe this all goes to a very very cool place that make lots and lots of people happy. maybe mc chris won’t always be a secret. and maybe it will be thanks to you.

i am currently offering seven tiers of rewards. and they are just as attractive as you are.

leprechauns
$1 gets you access to my patreon feed and behind the scenes info like scans from my notebooks. know whats gonna be on an album a year before it comes out. you also get a dope id card sent to your house in a black envelope bc we’re spies. you also get access to my movie commentaries. so far we’ve done ghostbusters and back to the future.

cowboys
$2 all that good stuff from the last tier plus a window decal!

monster hunters
$5 dollars gets you the card, the sticker and a bad ass badge like activision used to send out before you were born.

pirates
$10 gets all them goodies plus a mc patron pocket socket

rage zombies
$25 gets you a dope af tshirt. black w white ink very punk rock. you also get that other shit.

bounty hunters
$40 gets you a dope af tshirt. black trucker hat with white ink you also get everything else. and a koozie!

hoodie ninjas
$50 gets you a hoodie, the shirt, the hat, the koozie, the window decal, the id card. aaaaand you get guest listed at live shows.

dream warrior
$100 gets you all that goodness plus a one of a kind tshirt quilt. we’ve already made a couple. they’re super comfy and smell like a smoked out tour van. jk.

*note you have to be a member for three months before you get ur goodies. sorry but some folks took the loot and ran last round.

here are our goals. if we get to:
$2000 a month, i buy a new microphone, sign up for photoshop, do a requests only rehearsal livecast and an audio commentary for the phantom menace.

$2500 sleepover pizza party at a random patron’s house.

$3000 a month, i buy a new computer, requests only rehearsal livecast, audio commentary for attack of the clones.

$3500 sleepover pizza party at a random patron’s house.

$4000 a month, i buy a laptop, do a requests only rehearsal livecast, audio commnetary for revenge of the sith.

$4500 a month pizza party at a random patron’s house

$5000 a month i buy a mixer and a sampler, AND A VAN! for touring, and do an audio commentary for a new hope.

please do feel obligated to donate! feel guilty if you don’t throw me a few bucks a month! feel like a real heel and mope around in the rain. jk man! we are all poor. this i know. but if you have some breathing room help me out. it’s actually a selfless act on your part and good karma. and we all know good karma eventually becomes oral sex. eventually. thank you so much from the bottom of my heart. you can see that i don’t won’t to quit. i don’t want to give up. the optics are bad and im running for president. now’s the time to appear strong! #mcchris2020 ps thank you and i love you
Tiers
leprechauns
$1 or more per month 106 patrons

$1 gets you access to my patreon feed and behind the scenes info like scans from my notebooks. know whats gonna be on an album a year before it comes out. you also get a dope id card sent to your house in a black envelope bc we’re spies. you also get access to my movie commentaries. so far we’ve done ghostbusters and back to the future.

bounty hunters
$2 or more per month 0 patrons

$2 gets you access to my patreon feed and behind the scenes info like scans from my notebooks. know whats gonna be on an album a year before it comes out. you also get a dope id card sent to your house in a black envelope bc we’re spies. you also get access to my movie commentaries. so far we’ve done ghostbusters and back to the future. plus a widow decal! 

monster hunters
$5 or more per month 122 patrons

$5 dollars gets you a card and a bad ass badge like activision used to send out before you were born.

rage zombies
$25 or more per month 17 patrons

$25 gets you a dope af tshirt. black w white ink very punk rock. you also get that other shit.

hipster hunters
$40 or more per month 0 patrons

$40 gets you a dope af tshirt. black trucker hat with white ink you also get everything else. and a hipster hunter koozie!

hoodie ninjas
$50 or more per month 3 patrons

$50 gets you a hoodie, the shirt, the hat, the koozie, the window decal, the id card. aaaaand you get guest listed at live shows.

dream warriors
$100 or more per month 9 patrons

$100 gets you all that goodness plus a one of a kind tshirt quilt. we’ve already made a couple. they’re super comfy and smell like a smoked out tour van. jk. 

Goals
$1,625 of $2,000 per month
mc's mystery 80's movie audio commentary #2.
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thanks to my very very good looking patrons we were able to make an amazing critically acclaimed album called #mcchrisisgoodmusic. my fearless patrons helped with production costs. recording costs. producer costs. printing costs. advertising costs. all the costs. so i am very very grateful to my extremely beautiful supporters. this is an album i am super proud of and you know me, i want to get right back to work and finally make that marvel album! and underwater wars. and middle arth. and that noir album. and i still want to go to wild west mars. let’s just do that one.

i want to keep on telling my story, i want you to keep dancing, to keep laughing, to keep feeling better. but i need your help. with your assistance i can have assisstants! and maybe make music videos. maybe expand our youtube presence. maybe even cartoons! if you guys take the heat off, help me pay my bills, help me stay in the black. they we can count on for at least seven more years of mc!

your contributions will keep my family afloat and more importantly it will keep me from looking for the dreaded day job. if i start that journey that could very well mean the story ends sooner than we want it to. no more music, no more tours, no more me. thanks to you i can keep rapping and touring and evolving, i can hone my craft. i love craft honing! your continued support means this epic continues. and because we like to dream around here, maybe this all goes to a very very cool place that make lots and lots of people happy. maybe mc chris won’t always be a secret. and maybe it will be thanks to you.

i am currently offering seven tiers of rewards. and they are just as attractive as you are.

leprechauns
$1 gets you access to my patreon feed and behind the scenes info like scans from my notebooks. know whats gonna be on an album a year before it comes out. you also get a dope id card sent to your house in a black envelope bc we’re spies. you also get access to my movie commentaries. so far we’ve done ghostbusters and back to the future.

cowboys
$2 all that good stuff from the last tier plus a window decal!

monster hunters
$5 dollars gets you the card, the sticker and a bad ass badge like activision used to send out before you were born.

pirates
$10 gets all them goodies plus a mc patron pocket socket

rage zombies
$25 gets you a dope af tshirt. black w white ink very punk rock. you also get that other shit.

bounty hunters
$40 gets you a dope af tshirt. black trucker hat with white ink you also get everything else. and a koozie!

hoodie ninjas
$50 gets you a hoodie, the shirt, the hat, the koozie, the window decal, the id card. aaaaand you get guest listed at live shows.

dream warrior
$100 gets you all that goodness plus a one of a kind tshirt quilt. we’ve already made a couple. they’re super comfy and smell like a smoked out tour van. jk.

*note you have to be a member for three months before you get ur goodies. sorry but some folks took the loot and ran last round.

here are our goals. if we get to:
$2000 a month, i buy a new microphone, sign up for photoshop, do a requests only rehearsal livecast and an audio commentary for the phantom menace.

$2500 sleepover pizza party at a random patron’s house.

$3000 a month, i buy a new computer, requests only rehearsal livecast, audio commentary for attack of the clones.

$3500 sleepover pizza party at a random patron’s house.

$4000 a month, i buy a laptop, do a requests only rehearsal livecast, audio commnetary for revenge of the sith.

$4500 a month pizza party at a random patron’s house

$5000 a month i buy a mixer and a sampler, AND A VAN! for touring, and do an audio commentary for a new hope.

please do feel obligated to donate! feel guilty if you don’t throw me a few bucks a month! feel like a real heel and mope around in the rain. jk man! we are all poor. this i know. but if you have some breathing room help me out. it’s actually a selfless act on your part and good karma. and we all know good karma eventually becomes oral sex. eventually. thank you so much from the bottom of my heart. you can see that i don’t won’t to quit. i don’t want to give up. the optics are bad and im running for president. now’s the time to appear strong! #mcchris2020 ps thank you and i love you

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Tiers
leprechauns
$1 or more per month 106 patrons

$1 gets you access to my patreon feed and behind the scenes info like scans from my notebooks. know whats gonna be on an album a year before it comes out. you also get a dope id card sent to your house in a black envelope bc we’re spies. you also get access to my movie commentaries. so far we’ve done ghostbusters and back to the future.

bounty hunters
$2 or more per month 0 patrons

$2 gets you access to my patreon feed and behind the scenes info like scans from my notebooks. know whats gonna be on an album a year before it comes out. you also get a dope id card sent to your house in a black envelope bc we’re spies. you also get access to my movie commentaries. so far we’ve done ghostbusters and back to the future. plus a widow decal! 

monster hunters
$5 or more per month 122 patrons

$5 dollars gets you a card and a bad ass badge like activision used to send out before you were born.

rage zombies
$25 or more per month 17 patrons

$25 gets you a dope af tshirt. black w white ink very punk rock. you also get that other shit.

hipster hunters
$40 or more per month 0 patrons

$40 gets you a dope af tshirt. black trucker hat with white ink you also get everything else. and a hipster hunter koozie!

hoodie ninjas
$50 or more per month 3 patrons

$50 gets you a hoodie, the shirt, the hat, the koozie, the window decal, the id card. aaaaand you get guest listed at live shows.

dream warriors
$100 or more per month 9 patrons

$100 gets you all that goodness plus a one of a kind tshirt quilt. we’ve already made a couple. they’re super comfy and smell like a smoked out tour van. jk.