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236

patrons

$1,753
per month
The Mean Boys Podcast is a nihilistic late-night show in audio form. What if Jimmy Fallon's monologue jokes were about ISIS? What if SNL sketches dabbled in deviant fetishes and casual Satanism? What if a morning zoo radio crew grappled with the terror of a burning world? The Mean Boys are clowns gazing into the abyss and squirting their flowers at the dark that haunts us all. We are the only good scripted comedy podcast in the world. Check out the best-of episode!
By contributing to this Patreon, you will help us provide more and better content, fill our war chest in pursuit of world domination, and allow us to keep living inside. Plus you can get yourself some fun shit! We produce the show weekly from our ramshackle home in Los Angeles, and take great pride into putting our hearts into every episode because you are cool and we love making cool shit for you. Your support will help keep our DIY abomination factory thriving, a veritable "Little Engine That Could, Even Though It Probably Shouldn't."

All edge-lord posturing aside, making this show is our favorite thing in the world and we would greatly appreciate your support.
Tiers
Friend of Chaos
$5 or more per month 156 patrons
  • For this meager contribution towards our evil deeds, you'll receive access to exclusive bonus audio content every week. You'll also get pre-sale access to tickets to all of our live shows!
Wretched Pig-Child
$10 or more per month 65 patrons
  • Sacrifice a Hamilton and become a member of the Mean Boys Goodie Bag Club! A brand new sticker, button or wristband featuring nonsense from the show mailed to you monthly. In addition you will receive a digital copy of Keith's album "Forever Nap" to have and to hold until the government shuts down the internet. This tier also receives all $5 perks.
Sexy Goose
$25 or more per month 14 patrons
  • Get a Mean Boys care package! We will send you a handmade stencil t-shirt in your size, a poster, and all available goodie bag prizes from previous months in one fun soaked box the first month you subscribe. This tier also receives the $5 and $10 perks.
Fartmeister General
$50 or more per month 2 patrons
  • According to recent scientific research, 100% of t-shirts that aren't made by the Mean Boys are bullshit that will give you cancer. Protect yourself by receiving a brand new Mean Boys t-shirt every month! Available in whatever size you need, whether you're fat, super fat, or Keith! This tier also receives the $5, $10, and $25 perks.
Boner Lord
$100 or more per month 2 of 8 patrons
  • Become a Mean Boy for a day! You can appear on an episode via Skype and prove to the world that any idiot can do this show and we're not special!* Also, all of the above perks, free tickets to any live shows, and a customized monthly Mean Boys care package featuring exclusive goodies and weird bullshit! 
  • Guest appearance is one-time only, and not a recurring perk. Donors at this level must be available at a recording time to be determined. We will make our best efforts to be accommodating, but we all have busy schedules so donors must be willing to make a good-faith effort to find a time that works for all of us. The Mean Boys also reserve the right to edit any appearance as needed, and to not air it if you're a dick, so be cool.
Goals
$1,753 of $2,000 per month
We will do another Snark Week, with 7 full episodes and 7 bonus episodes in 7 days.
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The Mean Boys Podcast is a nihilistic late-night show in audio form. What if Jimmy Fallon's monologue jokes were about ISIS? What if SNL sketches dabbled in deviant fetishes and casual Satanism? What if a morning zoo radio crew grappled with the terror of a burning world? The Mean Boys are clowns gazing into the abyss and squirting their flowers at the dark that haunts us all. We are the only good scripted comedy podcast in the world. Check out the best-of episode!
By contributing to this Patreon, you will help us provide more and better content, fill our war chest in pursuit of world domination, and allow us to keep living inside. Plus you can get yourself some fun shit! We produce the show weekly from our ramshackle home in Los Angeles, and take great pride into putting our hearts into every episode because you are cool and we love making cool shit for you. Your support will help keep our DIY abomination factory thriving, a veritable "Little Engine That Could, Even Though It Probably Shouldn't."

All edge-lord posturing aside, making this show is our favorite thing in the world and we would greatly appreciate your support.

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Tiers
Friend of Chaos
$5 or more per month 156 patrons
  • For this meager contribution towards our evil deeds, you'll receive access to exclusive bonus audio content every week. You'll also get pre-sale access to tickets to all of our live shows!
Wretched Pig-Child
$10 or more per month 65 patrons
  • Sacrifice a Hamilton and become a member of the Mean Boys Goodie Bag Club! A brand new sticker, button or wristband featuring nonsense from the show mailed to you monthly. In addition you will receive a digital copy of Keith's album "Forever Nap" to have and to hold until the government shuts down the internet. This tier also receives all $5 perks.
Sexy Goose
$25 or more per month 14 patrons
  • Get a Mean Boys care package! We will send you a handmade stencil t-shirt in your size, a poster, and all available goodie bag prizes from previous months in one fun soaked box the first month you subscribe. This tier also receives the $5 and $10 perks.
Fartmeister General
$50 or more per month 2 patrons
  • According to recent scientific research, 100% of t-shirts that aren't made by the Mean Boys are bullshit that will give you cancer. Protect yourself by receiving a brand new Mean Boys t-shirt every month! Available in whatever size you need, whether you're fat, super fat, or Keith! This tier also receives the $5, $10, and $25 perks.
Boner Lord
$100 or more per month 2 of 8 patrons
  • Become a Mean Boy for a day! You can appear on an episode via Skype and prove to the world that any idiot can do this show and we're not special!* Also, all of the above perks, free tickets to any live shows, and a customized monthly Mean Boys care package featuring exclusive goodies and weird bullshit! 
  • Guest appearance is one-time only, and not a recurring perk. Donors at this level must be available at a recording time to be determined. We will make our best efforts to be accommodating, but we all have busy schedules so donors must be willing to make a good-faith effort to find a time that works for all of us. The Mean Boys also reserve the right to edit any appearance as needed, and to not air it if you're a dick, so be cool.