ALL LOWER TIERS PLUS:

You'll score EXCLUSIVE voting power in First Class. Weigh in on types of posts, song choices for shows, story topics...you'll wield power to help steer sporadic parts of the adventure throughout the year.
In ADDITION, I will CHEERS you personally on camera in my annual critically acclaimed (panned) CHEERS FROM SOMEWHERE AWESOME video. I may or may not be intoxicated, and my love for you will be enthusiastically on display. This will be my favorite day of gratitude of the whole year, and I can’t wait to see who will join.
PLUS: get a Personalized Recorded Song (sent to you or any person you choose) once per year.

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All the excitement of an orgy in the sky without the apologies to the flight crew! After 12 months of support at this level I will lovingly immortalize your name on my guitar case and carry you with me everywhere my adventures take me. We’ll celebrate your induction into the Club after that 12th month with a private Skype/FaceTime hang during which I’ll write your name on my case live and play you a little personal concert! You’ll even get to weigh in on the setlist.
You are operating on a very elite patronage status, and with each subsequent year of Club membership, your name will be awarded special veteran marks of glory on my case AND we'll celebrate with an additional personal FaceTime/Skype concert!
Down from its original price of $69/mo (come hither gaze), join the Mile High Club with me right meow.

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First, and probably most importantly, I will actually call you Captain. For real, every time I see you. ADDITIONALLY, you will receive Special Thanks honors in the credits of one of my major video releases each year -- your name will grace the screen with joyful acclaim for all to see for years to come. You’re making a HUGE impact on what I can accomplish, and I am grateful. Thank you, Captain.

ALL LOWER TIERS PLUS:


ONLY 2 SPOTS AVAILABLE PER YEAR!
Plaster someone’s (anyone’s, even your own) FACE on my luggage! I will have a custom luggage cover made with your chosen face on it, and I will send you a picture each month of my luggage in all of its ridiculous glory wherever it happens to be so you can share on social media. After a year of travel, I will autograph your custom luggage jacket and mail it to you along with a signed list of where it traveled! You are a ridiculous badass, and I love you more than most of your family does.
(Due to the cost of creating the custom luggage jacket, I ask that you please commit to 12 full months of support.)
**If you want to support at this highest level but the highly ridiculous custom luggage cover isn't your thing, message me and tell me what your thing is. Let's make it happen.