#Millennial

#Millennial

is creating A Podcast

578

patrons
We are the team that brought you the original Jurassic Park. We crafted the first craft beer. We patented the concept of social commentary and invented the cat meme revolution. We are #viral and apathetic, digital, entitled and diverse. We are the iEra of human evolution.

We are #Millennial.

And we’re here to change the world. Armed only with the ubiquitous power of USB headsets and mediocre production value, we will not rest until every important news story has been unearthed, turned to click-bait, and generated at least 300 pointless internet comments. We’re like Walter Cronkite with attitude, if Walter Cronkite had been an idiot.

Our show unpacks the previous week’s news, both stories that made headlines and a lot of important ones that didn’t. Each episode is a mix of serious and fun, as seen through the filter of four Millennials with very different tastes, perspectives and areas of expertise.

The podcast is free, but we count on your kind support to keep it going. In exchange, here on Patreon, we're dedicated to uploading kickass bonus content on a weekly basis-- from a monthly video show to face-to-face chats, from a yearly physical gift to our flagship benefit "After Dark." We take this shit seriously.

Visit our website to subscribe to the show and learn more: http://www.millennialshow.com
Tiers
DTF 🍑
$1 or more per month
Wow, you're so into us that you're Down to Fund! That's so sweet. Even a buck helps us out!  A $1 pledge gets you ad-free #Millennial (which you can listen to through your favorite podcast app) and your name added to our website's Thank You page.
Friends With Benefits 😉
$2 or more per month

We love our occasional rendezvous and we're SO appreciative that you've decided to support the show! As a friend with benefits, you'll receive the DTF benefits plus:


  • Palace Intrigue: As a Patron, we consider you one of our friends. We’ll treat you as such by making random ass posts on Patreon like it’s our Facebook feed (Except not on Facebook, because Facebook and all its problems can go to hell!). Expect photos, screenshots, and other random stuff from our weird lives.

  • Surprise, Bitch: You can sign up to be called live during the show. This benefit is opt-in, so we’ll only call if you give us permission. If you've heard our show, you know that the calls end up being a lot of fun.

  • Voicemail line: Want to call US whenever you want? You'll have access to a new phone number with which you can all us!

  • Monthly Bonus Audio: Want more #Millennial? You'll receive one episode of After Dark and one episode of Hashing it Out (see below) at the beginning of every month!
OTP 👫
$5 or more per month

We have feelings for you and we think you're the one. At this level you'll receive all of the above benefits, PLUS:

  • After Dark: This is our flagship benefit. Every week you’ll get exclusive access to no less than 20-25 minutes of additional show. This bonus segment is designed to be more laid back and more personal. We’ll discuss more news and stories, but also more personal details and ideas. (New For 2019!) After Dark is included with each episode of ad-free #Millennial, and can be subscribed to via your favorite podcasting app. We're calling the ad-free #Millennial with After Dark "Mega Millennial".

  • The LANDY Show: Each month, Laura and Andrew will do a video blog in which they discuss hot topics, how good each of them look that day, and ~life~. At 30-45 minutes long, LANDY is a show in itself.

  • We'll Do It Live!: Want each episode sooner? Each #Millennial is streamed live here on Patreon as we record. You can tune in and chat via a comments section or Discord, and we may read your feedback on air! If you can't make our recording time, you can listen to the raw recording any time -- even before it's officially released.

  • Hashing it Out: Behind-the-scenes access to the show! You’ll get an extra audio file in which you can hear us talk to each other before we start taping every week. Oftentimes we’ll be discussing last-minute show additions and logistics, but just as often it goes completely off the rails. Most of our  inside jokes happen here.

  • Google Doc Access: We’ll release our recording notes before the episode is released so you can see what’s coming up in the episode ahead.

  • Exclusive Discord Channel (New for 2019!): Fuck Facebook. You'll be able to join a private group on Discord in which the hosts and your fellow listeners will be hanging out. It's like our beloved #Millennial Facebook group, minus major data breaches.
Includes Discord rewards
BAE 👩‍❤️‍👩
$10 or more per month (sold out!)

We put you before anyone else. As one of our top supporters, you'll receive all of the above benefits, PLUS:

  • Co-Host #Millennial! Want to spend some time with us and BE ON THE SHOW? Now's your chance! Supporters who pledge at this level can apply to co-host an entire episode + After Dark with us! We'll ask you to call us out on our BS and share your passions. It's the coolest benefit yet!

  • A new physical gift every year: The t-shirt, sticker pack, and poster are just the beginning. As a thank you for your continued support, we'll be sending you a new physical gift for every year you're a $10 Patron! Our next gift, coming in 2019, will be a handwritten letter from one of the three #Millennial hosts! 

  • BREAKING NEWS (New for 2019!): Sometimes something major happens when we still have several days to go before recording our next episode. When big news breaks, we'll grab our mics and record a mini #Millennial with our reactions. These bite-sized recordings will only be available to Facebook Official patrons.

  • Face to Face (New for 2019!): Once a month prior to recording a new episode of #Millennial you'll be invited to join us for a live Google Hangout! We can talk about whatever you want, and we'll bring our own topics of conversation -- it'll be like hanging at the bar, but virtual! It's one of our most personal benefits yet.

  • Associate Producer Status: Each month you’ll be able to suggest a story or topic you want us to discuss on air. We’ll do our best to include everything submitted, giving you unprecedented control over each episode’s content.
Includes Discord rewards
We are the team that brought you the original Jurassic Park. We crafted the first craft beer. We patented the concept of social commentary and invented the cat meme revolution. We are #viral and apathetic, digital, entitled and diverse. We are the iEra of human evolution.

We are #Millennial.

And we’re here to change the world. Armed only with the ubiquitous power of USB headsets and mediocre production value, we will not rest until every important news story has been unearthed, turned to click-bait, and generated at least 300 pointless internet comments. We’re like Walter Cronkite with attitude, if Walter Cronkite had been an idiot.

Our show unpacks the previous week’s news, both stories that made headlines and a lot of important ones that didn’t. Each episode is a mix of serious and fun, as seen through the filter of four Millennials with very different tastes, perspectives and areas of expertise.

The podcast is free, but we count on your kind support to keep it going. In exchange, here on Patreon, we're dedicated to uploading kickass bonus content on a weekly basis-- from a monthly video show to face-to-face chats, from a yearly physical gift to our flagship benefit "After Dark." We take this shit seriously.

Visit our website to subscribe to the show and learn more: http://www.millennialshow.com

Recent posts by #Millennial

Tiers
DTF 🍑
$1 or more per month
Wow, you're so into us that you're Down to Fund! That's so sweet. Even a buck helps us out!  A $1 pledge gets you ad-free #Millennial (which you can listen to through your favorite podcast app) and your name added to our website's Thank You page.
Friends With Benefits 😉
$2 or more per month

We love our occasional rendezvous and we're SO appreciative that you've decided to support the show! As a friend with benefits, you'll receive the DTF benefits plus:


  • Palace Intrigue: As a Patron, we consider you one of our friends. We’ll treat you as such by making random ass posts on Patreon like it’s our Facebook feed (Except not on Facebook, because Facebook and all its problems can go to hell!). Expect photos, screenshots, and other random stuff from our weird lives.

  • Surprise, Bitch: You can sign up to be called live during the show. This benefit is opt-in, so we’ll only call if you give us permission. If you've heard our show, you know that the calls end up being a lot of fun.

  • Voicemail line: Want to call US whenever you want? You'll have access to a new phone number with which you can all us!

  • Monthly Bonus Audio: Want more #Millennial? You'll receive one episode of After Dark and one episode of Hashing it Out (see below) at the beginning of every month!
OTP 👫
$5 or more per month

We have feelings for you and we think you're the one. At this level you'll receive all of the above benefits, PLUS:

  • After Dark: This is our flagship benefit. Every week you’ll get exclusive access to no less than 20-25 minutes of additional show. This bonus segment is designed to be more laid back and more personal. We’ll discuss more news and stories, but also more personal details and ideas. (New For 2019!) After Dark is included with each episode of ad-free #Millennial, and can be subscribed to via your favorite podcasting app. We're calling the ad-free #Millennial with After Dark "Mega Millennial".

  • The LANDY Show: Each month, Laura and Andrew will do a video blog in which they discuss hot topics, how good each of them look that day, and ~life~. At 30-45 minutes long, LANDY is a show in itself.

  • We'll Do It Live!: Want each episode sooner? Each #Millennial is streamed live here on Patreon as we record. You can tune in and chat via a comments section or Discord, and we may read your feedback on air! If you can't make our recording time, you can listen to the raw recording any time -- even before it's officially released.

  • Hashing it Out: Behind-the-scenes access to the show! You’ll get an extra audio file in which you can hear us talk to each other before we start taping every week. Oftentimes we’ll be discussing last-minute show additions and logistics, but just as often it goes completely off the rails. Most of our  inside jokes happen here.

  • Google Doc Access: We’ll release our recording notes before the episode is released so you can see what’s coming up in the episode ahead.

  • Exclusive Discord Channel (New for 2019!): Fuck Facebook. You'll be able to join a private group on Discord in which the hosts and your fellow listeners will be hanging out. It's like our beloved #Millennial Facebook group, minus major data breaches.
Includes Discord rewards
BAE 👩‍❤️‍👩
$10 or more per month (sold out!)

We put you before anyone else. As one of our top supporters, you'll receive all of the above benefits, PLUS:

  • Co-Host #Millennial! Want to spend some time with us and BE ON THE SHOW? Now's your chance! Supporters who pledge at this level can apply to co-host an entire episode + After Dark with us! We'll ask you to call us out on our BS and share your passions. It's the coolest benefit yet!

  • A new physical gift every year: The t-shirt, sticker pack, and poster are just the beginning. As a thank you for your continued support, we'll be sending you a new physical gift for every year you're a $10 Patron! Our next gift, coming in 2019, will be a handwritten letter from one of the three #Millennial hosts! 

  • BREAKING NEWS (New for 2019!): Sometimes something major happens when we still have several days to go before recording our next episode. When big news breaks, we'll grab our mics and record a mini #Millennial with our reactions. These bite-sized recordings will only be available to Facebook Official patrons.

  • Face to Face (New for 2019!): Once a month prior to recording a new episode of #Millennial you'll be invited to join us for a live Google Hangout! We can talk about whatever you want, and we'll bring our own topics of conversation -- it'll be like hanging at the bar, but virtual! It's one of our most personal benefits yet.

  • Associate Producer Status: Each month you’ll be able to suggest a story or topic you want us to discuss on air. We’ll do our best to include everything submitted, giving you unprecedented control over each episode’s content.
Includes Discord rewards