Milo George is creating sentences to entertain both the old and the old at heart.
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I shall make a weekly funny — first behind the paywall here for just my discerning subscribers, and eventually my website for the bewildered rabble and freeloaders — then I'll apologize the next day for getting my premise and/or punchline wrong, and then make another funny. And then apologize the day after that and make yet another funn — oh, you see where this is going already. Maybe I might just post something semi-intelligent that's not supposed to be funny just to see if anyone can tell the difference. Illustrations will always be photos of my cats, one of whom is more famous than I am in Japan and Scotland.

[I have no idea what I'm doing yet, so give me a dollar a month and three suggestions for how you would like to see this monkee dance, or shit in a bucket. See if I care.]
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The fluffy bellies around here, it's insane. 

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I shall make a weekly funny — first behind the paywall here for just my discerning subscribers, and eventually my website for the bewildered rabble and freeloaders — then I'll apologize the next day for getting my premise and/or punchline wrong, and then make another funny. And then apologize the day after that and make yet another funn — oh, you see where this is going already. Maybe I might just post something semi-intelligent that's not supposed to be funny just to see if anyone can tell the difference. Illustrations will always be photos of my cats, one of whom is more famous than I am in Japan and Scotland.

[I have no idea what I'm doing yet, so give me a dollar a month and three suggestions for how you would like to see this monkee dance, or shit in a bucket. See if I care.]

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The Little Man Appreciation Society
$1 or more per month

YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE!! GOOD DAY SIR!!!

Two For the Price of One
$1 or more per month

The fluffy bellies around here, it's insane. 

Virgil-nia Is For Lovers
$1 or more per month

I'LL BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR HAR HAR HAR HA