Misty Macallister

Misty Macallister

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Hi, I'm Misty Macallister. Welcome to my Patreon page, yay!

PLEASE NOTE THAT MY CONTENT IS NOT EXPLICIT OR PORNOGRAPHIC!

If you don't already know, Patreon is the place where Patrons (hopefully, you!) support Creators (me, me, me!) by giving them money (MONEY!!!), but I'm guessing you already know that since you're on Patreon looking around. Then let me tell you what you most likely don't know, like who I am and why I need your support.

Well, I'm a self-published writer, and I write sexy stories, and suspenseful stories, and sci-fi stories, and mystery stories, and every other kind of story you can think of. But writing isn't all I do. I do all my own editing, so if there's a comma missing blame me. I also design my book covers. I'm very proud of my covers, so go to MistyMacBookStore and take a look, then come back and tell me your favorite! Also, I model for the covers - so yes, that's me you're seeing on the covers of my books - and I take most of the photos. Oh, and I run my own bookstore.

Boy, I'm busy!!!

So that's me: writer, photographer, book cover designer, cover girl, and online bookstore owner. But all this doing, the writing, the photo taking, the photo posing, and everything else, is a whole production, and production takes time and money. Good photos require a good camera and expensive equipment - lenses don't buy themselves - and looking good in the photos requires buying beautiful lingerie because thongs don't grow on trees. And processing photos requires a computer with a smart processor and a ton of memory. And writing requires a fancy mechanical keyboard, and notebooks, and pens, and chocolate. And then there's the wine; you can't create without the wine.

So, your help will make it easier for me to take care of the costly production, and with the worries of production taken care of, I can write more stories and take more photos and make better covers and make everyone who reads my stories happy.

That's in a nutshell why I need your support.

OK, that's the who and the why of it. Now it's time for the sell. This is where I roll up my figurative sleeves and convince you to support me.

Hm...well...um...to be perfectly honest, I'm not sure how to convince you. I've thought about it, and then I've thought about it some more until there was nothing else to think about. I came up with the tiers and the rewards for the patrons who decide to support me. I wrote down my goals because Patreon assures me that showing specific goals helps convince the patrons. I made a video (what do you think?). I've done all these things, but is it enough to get me your support?

I don't know. I hope so (big grin)!

In any case I'd like you to know that I appreciate any support, even the moral kind (big grin).

Thank you,
Misty

IMPORTANT: WHEN YOU JOIN, I WILL DM YOU THE PASSWORDS TO ACCESS THE CONTENT FOR YOUR LEVEL. 

DISCLAIMER:
All content shared with my PATRONS is for the members' personal use ONLY and not to be used for resale, advertising, or shared on any other 3rd party platform or website. The photos and videos I produce are protected by copyright and may not otherwise be used, reproduced, distributed, or publicly displayed without my permission in writing. In simpler terms, what I do for my patrons is for my patrons. What happens on Patreon, stays on Patreon.
Anyone in violation of these terms will be subject to legal action. If you have any questions, please send me a message.

Tiers
Daisies - Let's get started!
$1 or more per month

This is the first step up the pyramid of goals, but this isn't an Egyptian pyramid. It's not in the desert, so you won't get sand in your pants. This is a pyramid of ideas... Sorry, I'm starting to sound like the opening of The Twilight Zone. 


What you get:


  • Access to the photos I use exclusively to illustrate my erotica stories. I release two stories a month, so that's two sets of 10 to 15 photos a month. 
  • Access to the entire Daisies archive that includes over 700 photos (and growing) I've taken for my 2017 and 2018 erotica stories.
  • IMPORTANT: NEW CONTENT IS ADDED EVERY MONTH ON THE 10TH and THE 20TH
Daffodils - Going up!
$5 or more per month

What you get:


  • Everything from the previous level.
  • Access to the extended photoshoot from my bi-monthly erotica stories, that includes behind-the-scenes and the extra photos that didn't make it in the story.
  • My entire Daffodils archive that includes over 5,000 photos (and growing) that I've taken for my 2017 and 2018 erotica stories.
  • The first erotica story of the month for free.
  • IMPORTANT: NEW CONTENT ADDED EVERY MONTH ON THE 10TH and THE 20TH
Tulips - Don't look down!
$10 or more per month

OK, now we are cooking with fire. What you get: 


  • Everything that the Daisies and the Daffodils are getting. 
  • A SATIN PANTY GALLERY. The satin panties I use in my photos are from Katie & Laura (fancysatinpantystore.com). 
  • A VIDEO GALLERY that includes videos I take for my stories, satin panty videos, the videos that YouTube deletes because the t-shirt is too see-through, and others. 
  • My entire TULIPS ARCHIVE, over 10,000 photos, and growing. The archive includes beach bikini galleries, skin-tight, bodycon galleries, yoga pants and tights galleries, jeans galleries, t-shirts and panties galleries.
  • The two stories of the month for free
  • IMPORTANT: NEW CONTENT ADDED EVERY MONTH ON THE 15TH THAT INCLUDES A SATIN PANTY GALLERY AND A COMPLEMENTARY VIDEO
  • If I take any videos during the photoshoot for my stories, they will be added each month on the 10th and the 20th 
Roses - Up, up and away!
$15 or more per month

This is the level where the training wheels come off. What you get:


  • Everything from the previous levels.
  • A monthly NSFW gallery. (NSFW means topless or artistic nudes. Please note that my content is NEVER EXPLICIT or PORNOGRAPHIC.)
  • A monthly NSFW VIDEO.
  • Access to my entire NSFW VIDEO GALLERY.
  • My entire ROSES ARCHIVE that includes over 5,000 NSFW photos, and growing.
  • And, because there should always be more, all the Roses will get special acknowledgment in my books for making my writing possible. 
  • IMPORTANT: NEW CONTENT ADDED EVERY MONTH ON THE 15TH


Forget-me-nots
$30 or more per month

What you get:


  • Everything from the previous levels.
  • A fabulous LOOKBOOK, SIGNED BY ME. The LOOKBOOK will be  a 24-page magazine, 8.5×11 in (22×28 cm), in full color. 


 SPECIAL NOTE: Because of shipping costs, this level is only available for patrons living in the US, Canada, and Mexico. If you are interested in this level and live outside these areas, send me a message and we'll discuss other arrangements.  

Buttercups - HEAT UP YOUR INBOX!
$50 or more per month

This level is EXCLUSIVE and INTERACTIVE. At this level I will take selfies and email them directly to your inbox. You'll see my sexy new outfits first and you'll get to tell me what you think. Plus, you can give suggestions for the monthly gallery I take for the Buttercups.


What you get:


  • Access to all the photo galleries from the Roses, Tulips, Daffodils and Daisies levels, which include over 20,000 photos.
  • Every month there will be a NEW NSFW GALLERY AND AT LEAST ONE VIDEO 
  • Every month there will be a SELFIES GALLERY
  • EXCLUSIVE SELFIES OF ME TRYING ON NEW OUTFITS EMAILED DIRECTLY TO YOU. There will be at least four emails with photos and gifs sent during the month, but there could be more.
  • Previews and first looks
  • Access to all the BUTTERCUPS NSFW PHOTO GALLERIES AND SELFIES GALLERIES that are EXCLUSIVE to this level, over 3,000 photos.
  • Access to the BUTTERCUPS VIDEO GALLERY that includes NSFW videos and videos of me dancing around when I get the dancing fever (I dance badly, so be warned).
  • IMPORTANT: NEW CONTENT ADDED EVERY MONTH! "THE SELFIES GALLERY" WILL BE ADDED AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MONTH. THE MONTHLY BUTTERCUPS GALLERY AND VIDEO WILL BE ADDED AFTER THE 20TH OF EACH MONTH
Wildflowers
$100 or more per month

LIMITED TIME ONLY, SO DON'T HESITATE. 


I'M CLEANING OUT MY PANTY DRAWER (in with the new and out with the old) and I'm getting rid of my old satin panties from K&L. The panties are lightly worn, but they have all been washed, and they need to go!

So at this level you get a signed print copy of my story, "RENDEZVOUS WITH TEACHER", and, as a special BONUS, you get a pair of my old satin panties from K&L.  


NOTE: The number of available panties is limited, so if you want a particular color and/or style, don't wait! This is first come, first served, so JOIN NOW!


What you get:


  • Access to ALL THE GALLERIES (THOUSANDS OF PHOTOS AND VIDEOS) from the previous levels.
  • A signed print edition of my story "Rendezvous With Teacher".
  • A pair of my old satin panties from K&L (signed or unsigned, your choice).


SPECIAL NOTE: Because of shipping costs, this level is only available for patrons living in the US, Canada, and Mexico. If you are interested in this level and live outside these areas, send me a message and we'll discuss other arrangements. 

Dahlias - ONLY FOR YOU!
$100 or more per month (sold out!)
This level is EXCLUSIVE. Pick my outfit. It can be something from my closet or something you buy for me from my Amazon Wishlist ( Link: http://a.co/5dsqdC9 ), or any other store. You order the outfit, have it delivered to me, and I'll start taking photos. First, there will be selfies, so we can see how the outfit works. Then, I'll take photos for the gallery. The gallery I make from the photos (20-30 photos, plus a video) will be for your eyes only.


What you get:


  • An exclusive gallery and a video of the outfit you picked.
  • Exclusive selfies of the outfit you picked.
  • Access to all the galleries from the previous levels.


Goals
21% complete
OK, this is a fantasy goal - I'm shooting for the stars with this goal and the stars can't dodge - and I think it should be everyone's goal.

If the world stopped spinning and I reached this goal, I'd spend a month in Paris where I'd write a beautiful novel about being in Paris. Also, I'd eat croissants every morning, but before I ate too many croissants to make myself sick, I'd make a special video for all my Patreon supporters involving night trains in Europe and all the nudity.

Oh, and I'd take a photo naked under the Eiffel Tower, but not at night because France has this crazy licensing fee for photos of the Eiffel Tower at night and I'm not paying to show my naked butt and some big scaffold, even if it is the Eiffel Tower.
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Hi, I'm Misty Macallister. Welcome to my Patreon page, yay!

PLEASE NOTE THAT MY CONTENT IS NOT EXPLICIT OR PORNOGRAPHIC!

If you don't already know, Patreon is the place where Patrons (hopefully, you!) support Creators (me, me, me!) by giving them money (MONEY!!!), but I'm guessing you already know that since you're on Patreon looking around. Then let me tell you what you most likely don't know, like who I am and why I need your support.

Well, I'm a self-published writer, and I write sexy stories, and suspenseful stories, and sci-fi stories, and mystery stories, and every other kind of story you can think of. But writing isn't all I do. I do all my own editing, so if there's a comma missing blame me. I also design my book covers. I'm very proud of my covers, so go to MistyMacBookStore and take a look, then come back and tell me your favorite! Also, I model for the covers - so yes, that's me you're seeing on the covers of my books - and I take most of the photos. Oh, and I run my own bookstore.

Boy, I'm busy!!!

So that's me: writer, photographer, book cover designer, cover girl, and online bookstore owner. But all this doing, the writing, the photo taking, the photo posing, and everything else, is a whole production, and production takes time and money. Good photos require a good camera and expensive equipment - lenses don't buy themselves - and looking good in the photos requires buying beautiful lingerie because thongs don't grow on trees. And processing photos requires a computer with a smart processor and a ton of memory. And writing requires a fancy mechanical keyboard, and notebooks, and pens, and chocolate. And then there's the wine; you can't create without the wine.

So, your help will make it easier for me to take care of the costly production, and with the worries of production taken care of, I can write more stories and take more photos and make better covers and make everyone who reads my stories happy.

That's in a nutshell why I need your support.

OK, that's the who and the why of it. Now it's time for the sell. This is where I roll up my figurative sleeves and convince you to support me.

Hm...well...um...to be perfectly honest, I'm not sure how to convince you. I've thought about it, and then I've thought about it some more until there was nothing else to think about. I came up with the tiers and the rewards for the patrons who decide to support me. I wrote down my goals because Patreon assures me that showing specific goals helps convince the patrons. I made a video (what do you think?). I've done all these things, but is it enough to get me your support?

I don't know. I hope so (big grin)!

In any case I'd like you to know that I appreciate any support, even the moral kind (big grin).

Thank you,
Misty

IMPORTANT: WHEN YOU JOIN, I WILL DM YOU THE PASSWORDS TO ACCESS THE CONTENT FOR YOUR LEVEL. 

DISCLAIMER:
All content shared with my PATRONS is for the members' personal use ONLY and not to be used for resale, advertising, or shared on any other 3rd party platform or website. The photos and videos I produce are protected by copyright and may not otherwise be used, reproduced, distributed, or publicly displayed without my permission in writing. In simpler terms, what I do for my patrons is for my patrons. What happens on Patreon, stays on Patreon.
Anyone in violation of these terms will be subject to legal action. If you have any questions, please send me a message.

Recent posts by Misty Macallister

Tiers
Daisies - Let's get started!
$1 or more per month

This is the first step up the pyramid of goals, but this isn't an Egyptian pyramid. It's not in the desert, so you won't get sand in your pants. This is a pyramid of ideas... Sorry, I'm starting to sound like the opening of The Twilight Zone. 


What you get:


  • Access to the photos I use exclusively to illustrate my erotica stories. I release two stories a month, so that's two sets of 10 to 15 photos a month. 
  • Access to the entire Daisies archive that includes over 700 photos (and growing) I've taken for my 2017 and 2018 erotica stories.
  • IMPORTANT: NEW CONTENT IS ADDED EVERY MONTH ON THE 10TH and THE 20TH
Daffodils - Going up!
$5 or more per month

What you get:


  • Everything from the previous level.
  • Access to the extended photoshoot from my bi-monthly erotica stories, that includes behind-the-scenes and the extra photos that didn't make it in the story.
  • My entire Daffodils archive that includes over 5,000 photos (and growing) that I've taken for my 2017 and 2018 erotica stories.
  • The first erotica story of the month for free.
  • IMPORTANT: NEW CONTENT ADDED EVERY MONTH ON THE 10TH and THE 20TH
Tulips - Don't look down!
$10 or more per month

OK, now we are cooking with fire. What you get: 


  • Everything that the Daisies and the Daffodils are getting. 
  • A SATIN PANTY GALLERY. The satin panties I use in my photos are from Katie & Laura (fancysatinpantystore.com). 
  • A VIDEO GALLERY that includes videos I take for my stories, satin panty videos, the videos that YouTube deletes because the t-shirt is too see-through, and others. 
  • My entire TULIPS ARCHIVE, over 10,000 photos, and growing. The archive includes beach bikini galleries, skin-tight, bodycon galleries, yoga pants and tights galleries, jeans galleries, t-shirts and panties galleries.
  • The two stories of the month for free
  • IMPORTANT: NEW CONTENT ADDED EVERY MONTH ON THE 15TH THAT INCLUDES A SATIN PANTY GALLERY AND A COMPLEMENTARY VIDEO
  • If I take any videos during the photoshoot for my stories, they will be added each month on the 10th and the 20th 
Roses - Up, up and away!
$15 or more per month

This is the level where the training wheels come off. What you get:


  • Everything from the previous levels.
  • A monthly NSFW gallery. (NSFW means topless or artistic nudes. Please note that my content is NEVER EXPLICIT or PORNOGRAPHIC.)
  • A monthly NSFW VIDEO.
  • Access to my entire NSFW VIDEO GALLERY.
  • My entire ROSES ARCHIVE that includes over 5,000 NSFW photos, and growing.
  • And, because there should always be more, all the Roses will get special acknowledgment in my books for making my writing possible. 
  • IMPORTANT: NEW CONTENT ADDED EVERY MONTH ON THE 15TH


Forget-me-nots
$30 or more per month

What you get:


  • Everything from the previous levels.
  • A fabulous LOOKBOOK, SIGNED BY ME. The LOOKBOOK will be  a 24-page magazine, 8.5×11 in (22×28 cm), in full color. 


 SPECIAL NOTE: Because of shipping costs, this level is only available for patrons living in the US, Canada, and Mexico. If you are interested in this level and live outside these areas, send me a message and we'll discuss other arrangements.  

Buttercups - HEAT UP YOUR INBOX!
$50 or more per month

This level is EXCLUSIVE and INTERACTIVE. At this level I will take selfies and email them directly to your inbox. You'll see my sexy new outfits first and you'll get to tell me what you think. Plus, you can give suggestions for the monthly gallery I take for the Buttercups.


What you get:


  • Access to all the photo galleries from the Roses, Tulips, Daffodils and Daisies levels, which include over 20,000 photos.
  • Every month there will be a NEW NSFW GALLERY AND AT LEAST ONE VIDEO 
  • Every month there will be a SELFIES GALLERY
  • EXCLUSIVE SELFIES OF ME TRYING ON NEW OUTFITS EMAILED DIRECTLY TO YOU. There will be at least four emails with photos and gifs sent during the month, but there could be more.
  • Previews and first looks
  • Access to all the BUTTERCUPS NSFW PHOTO GALLERIES AND SELFIES GALLERIES that are EXCLUSIVE to this level, over 3,000 photos.
  • Access to the BUTTERCUPS VIDEO GALLERY that includes NSFW videos and videos of me dancing around when I get the dancing fever (I dance badly, so be warned).
  • IMPORTANT: NEW CONTENT ADDED EVERY MONTH! "THE SELFIES GALLERY" WILL BE ADDED AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MONTH. THE MONTHLY BUTTERCUPS GALLERY AND VIDEO WILL BE ADDED AFTER THE 20TH OF EACH MONTH
Wildflowers
$100 or more per month

LIMITED TIME ONLY, SO DON'T HESITATE. 


I'M CLEANING OUT MY PANTY DRAWER (in with the new and out with the old) and I'm getting rid of my old satin panties from K&L. The panties are lightly worn, but they have all been washed, and they need to go!

So at this level you get a signed print copy of my story, "RENDEZVOUS WITH TEACHER", and, as a special BONUS, you get a pair of my old satin panties from K&L.  


NOTE: The number of available panties is limited, so if you want a particular color and/or style, don't wait! This is first come, first served, so JOIN NOW!


What you get:


  • Access to ALL THE GALLERIES (THOUSANDS OF PHOTOS AND VIDEOS) from the previous levels.
  • A signed print edition of my story "Rendezvous With Teacher".
  • A pair of my old satin panties from K&L (signed or unsigned, your choice).


SPECIAL NOTE: Because of shipping costs, this level is only available for patrons living in the US, Canada, and Mexico. If you are interested in this level and live outside these areas, send me a message and we'll discuss other arrangements. 

Dahlias - ONLY FOR YOU!
$100 or more per month (sold out!)
This level is EXCLUSIVE. Pick my outfit. It can be something from my closet or something you buy for me from my Amazon Wishlist ( Link: http://a.co/5dsqdC9 ), or any other store. You order the outfit, have it delivered to me, and I'll start taking photos. First, there will be selfies, so we can see how the outfit works. Then, I'll take photos for the gallery. The gallery I make from the photos (20-30 photos, plus a video) will be for your eyes only.


What you get:


  • An exclusive gallery and a video of the outfit you picked.
  • Exclusive selfies of the outfit you picked.
  • Access to all the galleries from the previous levels.