Mitch Benn
Mitch Benn
creating Satire, Songs, Sci-Fi, Skepticism, Scribblings & Allite
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Become A Patron
$1
/ Per Thing (song, EP, short story/serial chapter, video…Thank you for supporting me! You are generous and making a real difference!
- You will receive an exclusive welcome gift in the mail (if you're happy to provide a delivery address).
- You'll be sent links to new content as soon as it's ready, including EXCLUSIVE patron-only songs and videos.
- Access to a patron-only blog where I'll keep you updated on what I'm up to, you can comment and I will actually reply and stuff!
YOU MIGHT LIKE
Discount Code
$3
/ Per Thing (song, EP, short story/serial chapter, video…Thank you for supporting me! You are very generous and handsome/fragrant (delete as appropriate)! You get:
- A discount code which can be used any merchandise I have for sale (CDs, DVDs, T-shirts, books, that sort of thing). It varies.
- PLUS everything the $1-a-Thing people are getting.
Voice Recording
$5
/ Per Thing (song, EP, short story/serial chapter, video…Wow! Thank you for supporting me and being so generous! You are very charismatic with excellent discerning taste! You get:
- A personalised voice recording once per year; this could be a birthday message / personal greeting / death threat (not the last one).
- You may know I do the odd reasonable impression (Elvis, Liam Neeson, even Chewbacca …) so whether it’s my own voice or my take on someone else’s, I can record a short message for your general amusement.
- Plus everything the $1 and $3-a-Thing people are getting.
Guest Passes
Limited (78 of 100 remaining)
$10
/ Per Thing (song, EP, short story/serial chapter, video…Gosh! Thank you for supporting me so generously! You are the hardcore! You are a gentleperson, a scholar and an acrobat!
- You will receive GUEST PASSES once per year to my live touring shows (wherever possible)!
- A personalised video recording once per year, for you to share with your family / friends
- Plus everything the $1, $3 and $5 people get.
Party!
Limited (9 of 20 remaining)
$20
/ Per Thing (song, EP, short story/serial chapter, video…Thank you! Thank you! You are being wonderfully generous! You are intelligent, insightful, inspirational and can recite Pi up to 120 decimals!
- Once a year I will throw a PARTY to which I will invite you +1 and some of my more interesting friends and we will feast, sing songs and hang out until the small hours.
- If you can't make it to the party due to geography or scheduling conflicts, I will write and record a song for you about/for anything/anyone you choose.
- Plus everything the $1, $3, $5 and $10 people are getting.
Backstage
Limited (19 of 20 remaining)
$50
/ Per Thing (song, EP, short story/serial chapter, video…Heavens! Thank you for your extraordinary munificence! You are truly munificent!
- You will get backstage passes to my live touring gigs and, wherever possible, we will hang out afterwards!
- Plus everything the $1, $3, $5, $10 and $20 people get.
The inner circle
Limited (9 of 10 remaining)
$100
/ Per Thing (song, EP, short story/serial chapter, video…Wow! Gosh! Ok! Thank you for your astonishing generosity! You are dazzlingly attractive and taller than you look on TV.
- Once a year, I will turn up at your home or venue of your choosing and put on a private performance for you and your friends (UK only unless transport is arranged, or I am in your part of the world).
- Plus everything the $1, $3, $5, $10, $20 and $50 people get.
Fantasy Island
Limited (1 of 1 remaining)
$1,000
/ Per Thing (song, EP, short story/serial chapter, video…You never know, worth a shot... You are George Clooney. Or possibly Ellen DeGeneres.
- Come with me to a tropical island paradise (which you've already paid for) and we will gambol in the waves and sing to the dolphins!
- Plus all that other stuff
Dark Knight level
Limited (1 of 1 remaining)
$10,000
/ Per Thing (song, EP, short story/serial chapter, video…You are radiant. When you look into my eyes it sets my soul a-quiver. Stop it.
- Join me in my underground lair and we will invent gadgets and fight crime together
- Plus all the stuff those other guys get
Sith level
Limited (1 of 1 remaining)
$100,000
/ Per Thing (song, EP, short story/serial chapter, video…I AM your father.
- Join me and together we can destroy the Emperor and rule the galaxy as father and son.
- Plus cookies.
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Become A Patron
$1
/ Per Thing (song, EP, short story/serial chapter, video…Thank you for supporting me! You are generous and making a real difference!
- You will receive an exclusive welcome gift in the mail (if you're happy to provide a delivery address).
- You'll be sent links to new content as soon as it's ready, including EXCLUSIVE patron-only songs and videos.
- Access to a patron-only blog where I'll keep you updated on what I'm up to, you can comment and I will actually reply and stuff!
YOU MIGHT LIKE
Discount Code
$3
/ Per Thing (song, EP, short story/serial chapter, video…Thank you for supporting me! You are very generous and handsome/fragrant (delete as appropriate)! You get:
- A discount code which can be used any merchandise I have for sale (CDs, DVDs, T-shirts, books, that sort of thing). It varies.
- PLUS everything the $1-a-Thing people are getting.
Voice Recording
$5
/ Per Thing (song, EP, short story/serial chapter, video…Wow! Thank you for supporting me and being so generous! You are very charismatic with excellent discerning taste! You get:
- A personalised voice recording once per year; this could be a birthday message / personal greeting / death threat (not the last one).
- You may know I do the odd reasonable impression (Elvis, Liam Neeson, even Chewbacca …) so whether it’s my own voice or my take on someone else’s, I can record a short message for your general amusement.
- Plus everything the $1 and $3-a-Thing people are getting.
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patrons$1,071
per Per Thing (song, EP, short story/serial chapter, video…About Mitch Benn
Goals
$1,070.88 of $2,000 per Per Thing (song, EP, short story/serial chapter, video…
This is the big one; if I could generate $2000 a month through this site that would cover my rent and basic living expenses. It would free me up to concentrate on producing the kind of work that I want to make and that my supporters want to see and hear.
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