Jalena "Patlei" Simpson is creating Bad Ass Edible Art
26

patrons

$289
per month

ALOHA! 

I'm Jalena Patricia Leilani Simpson (whenever I have to write my name, I write the whole name) and I make food look bad ass. I started out creating cakes, thinking I love to be a cutesy tutsey baker and then realized I actually hate baking. But daddy ain't raise no quitter, so I changed my business to fit more of me and less of what everyone expected of me. I've been creating edible art for 10+ years now and I love it. I meet interesting and artistic people everyday that want to learn what I do. That's where you come in. I need your help to continue to put out these tutorials, because caken ain't cheap. With your Pledge I'll be able to give more and do more.

Here are some Random/Not so random facts about me:
  • I'm a mom of 2
  • I live in Georgia
  • I travel to S. Florida almost every 4 months
  • I curse a lot
  • I'm Polynesian, African American, White, & Indian AKA American
  • I hate baking, but I hate cheese more.
  • I'm a Photographer turned Graphic Designer turned Edible Artist
  • I wrote this in list form to avoid having to make sentences and paragraphs
  • I'm not lazy
  • I have tattoos 
  • Every party/event I do is over the top
  • Don't like when ppl call me a baker (b/c I can't bake.. I mean I can, but I don't want to)
  • This is my job and I love
  • I swear I'm not a negative person...lol




Tiers
SUGAR
$1 or more per month 4 patrons
- With $1 or more, you just want to support what I do




IT'S CAKE BITC#
$5 or more per month 4 patrons
- Early access to released Youtube videos before the public

- Front row seats to LIVE FB secret group demos 

- B/c you want to see me succeed and this is the best way for you to support what I do


I MIX S#!T
$12 or more per month 20 patrons
- 1 Exclusive Elite tutorial (will range from beginner, 

   intermediate, or advance)

- Access to all previous Patreon $12 tier cake tutorials

- Access to Patreon page post

- Early access to released Youtube videos before the public

- Monthly Bad Ass designed post card mailed to your door to 

frame

- Downloadable tool list 

- Downloadable recipes

- Downloadable templates 

- Access to picture tutorials 

- Front row seats to LIVE FB secret group demos 



SWEET AS F*CK
$18 or more per month 1 patron
- 1 Exclusive Elite tutorial, 1 time-lapse tutorial

- Access to Patreon page post

- Access to all previous Patreon $18 tier cake tutorials 

- Early access to released Youtube videos before the public

- Monthly Bad Ass designed post card mailed to your door to 

frame

- Every 4 Months unlock a Bad Ass Gift mailed to your door to 

help with your decor skills 

- Downloadable tool list 

- Downloadable recipes

- Downloadable templates 

- Access to picture tutorials 

- Front row seats to LIVE FB secret group demos 

- Receive FREEBIES or discounts on LIVE online classes

- Sketch time-lapse video for the Elite cake tutorial


Original Cakesta
$24 or more per month 5 of 150 patrons
- 2 Exclusive Elite Tutorials (at least 1 advance tutorial)

- Access to all previous Patreon cake tutorials 

- Access to Patreon page post 

- Access to all Classic tutorials that are on sale to non Patreon 

members

- Early access to released Youtube videos before the public

- Monthly Bad Ass Gift mailed to your door to help with your 

decor skills 

- Downloadable tool list 

- Downloadable recipes

- Downloadable templates 

- Access to picture tutorials 

- Front row seats to LIVE FB secret group demos 

- Cost break down that shows what it cost me to create each 

cake 

- List of where I purchased supplies

- Price breakdown of what I sell each cake at

- Sketch time-lapse video for each cake

- Sketch cake prep

- Sketch concept & inspiration for each cake 

- Online Shop discounts on tools, supplies, & LIMITED  

EDITION apparel  

- Receive FREEBIES or discounts on LIVE online classes

- Receive discounts on in person hands on classes

- Exclusive access to FB Messenger Group (you can ask 

questions, answer questions, get help right now, send live  

video, send live voice record - Jalena along with the other 

Patreon members will reply) 



ALOHA! 

I'm Jalena Patricia Leilani Simpson (whenever I have to write my name, I write the whole name) and I make food look bad ass. I started out creating cakes, thinking I love to be a cutesy tutsey baker and then realized I actually hate baking. But daddy ain't raise no quitter, so I changed my business to fit more of me and less of what everyone expected of me. I've been creating edible art for 10+ years now and I love it. I meet interesting and artistic people everyday that want to learn what I do. That's where you come in. I need your help to continue to put out these tutorials, because caken ain't cheap. With your Pledge I'll be able to give more and do more.

Here are some Random/Not so random facts about me:
  • I'm a mom of 2
  • I live in Georgia
  • I travel to S. Florida almost every 4 months
  • I curse a lot
  • I'm Polynesian, African American, White, & Indian AKA American
  • I hate baking, but I hate cheese more.
  • I'm a Photographer turned Graphic Designer turned Edible Artist
  • I wrote this in list form to avoid having to make sentences and paragraphs
  • I'm not lazy
  • I have tattoos 
  • Every party/event I do is over the top
  • Don't like when ppl call me a baker (b/c I can't bake.. I mean I can, but I don't want to)
  • This is my job and I love
  • I swear I'm not a negative person...lol




Recent posts by Jalena "Patlei" Simpson

Tiers
SUGAR
$1 or more per month 4 patrons
- With $1 or more, you just want to support what I do




IT'S CAKE BITC#
$5 or more per month 4 patrons
- Early access to released Youtube videos before the public

- Front row seats to LIVE FB secret group demos 

- B/c you want to see me succeed and this is the best way for you to support what I do


I MIX S#!T
$12 or more per month 20 patrons
- 1 Exclusive Elite tutorial (will range from beginner, 

   intermediate, or advance)

- Access to all previous Patreon $12 tier cake tutorials

- Access to Patreon page post

- Early access to released Youtube videos before the public

- Monthly Bad Ass designed post card mailed to your door to 

frame

- Downloadable tool list 

- Downloadable recipes

- Downloadable templates 

- Access to picture tutorials 

- Front row seats to LIVE FB secret group demos 



SWEET AS F*CK
$18 or more per month 1 patron
- 1 Exclusive Elite tutorial, 1 time-lapse tutorial

- Access to Patreon page post

- Access to all previous Patreon $18 tier cake tutorials 

- Early access to released Youtube videos before the public

- Monthly Bad Ass designed post card mailed to your door to 

frame

- Every 4 Months unlock a Bad Ass Gift mailed to your door to 

help with your decor skills 

- Downloadable tool list 

- Downloadable recipes

- Downloadable templates 

- Access to picture tutorials 

- Front row seats to LIVE FB secret group demos 

- Receive FREEBIES or discounts on LIVE online classes

- Sketch time-lapse video for the Elite cake tutorial


Original Cakesta
$24 or more per month 5 of 150 patrons
- 2 Exclusive Elite Tutorials (at least 1 advance tutorial)

- Access to all previous Patreon cake tutorials 

- Access to Patreon page post 

- Access to all Classic tutorials that are on sale to non Patreon 

members

- Early access to released Youtube videos before the public

- Monthly Bad Ass Gift mailed to your door to help with your 

decor skills 

- Downloadable tool list 

- Downloadable recipes

- Downloadable templates 

- Access to picture tutorials 

- Front row seats to LIVE FB secret group demos 

- Cost break down that shows what it cost me to create each 

cake 

- List of where I purchased supplies

- Price breakdown of what I sell each cake at

- Sketch time-lapse video for each cake

- Sketch cake prep

- Sketch concept & inspiration for each cake 

- Online Shop discounts on tools, supplies, & LIMITED  

EDITION apparel  

- Receive FREEBIES or discounts on LIVE online classes

- Receive discounts on in person hands on classes

- Exclusive access to FB Messenger Group (you can ask 

questions, answer questions, get help right now, send live  

video, send live voice record - Jalena along with the other 

Patreon members will reply)