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I'm an amateur film critic, which you will notice due to the amateur nature of my forms of critique. I've been slowly building a voice as a critic over the last several years and have finally decided that this year is the year I take things seriously and turn my little critiques into an actual job.

My goal is to try and review every film release that comes out, or at least the ones I am capable of getting out to go see. From the big monster hits like Avengers: Endgame to smaller unknown films like Flying The Nest, I plan on giving you my honest opinion on each and every film no matter what the consensus is. Even a film that's technically incompetent can be fun and I want to talk about that here.

This patreon exists primarily so that, hopefully, I can turn this into an actual job. That's the goal here, to grow and advance. Right now these reviews are written but maybe at some point I'll whip out a video camera and force my face onto you. Until then, please consider supporting my lengthy writings about films and whatever else might just pop out.

But, I hear you ask, "Good sir, I have not heard of you before so why should I give you my hard earned money? How will I know that I even want to hear your drivel". Well, first of all, thankyou for calling me sir. Second, if you want to get a taste of the kind of thing that you will be paying for you can check out my site Movie Meister Reviews, where I store not only all my reviews but editorials and other things that I wrote that one time a semi-professional website asked me to give them content. 
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Everything mentioned so far, but also since you're basically paying the price of a ticket then you'll get to actually pick a film I review. It can be one currently in cinemas or an old one, long as I can get my hands on a legal copy then I'll review anything.

I'm an amateur film critic, which you will notice due to the amateur nature of my forms of critique. I've been slowly building a voice as a critic over the last several years and have finally decided that this year is the year I take things seriously and turn my little critiques into an actual job.

My goal is to try and review every film release that comes out, or at least the ones I am capable of getting out to go see. From the big monster hits like Avengers: Endgame to smaller unknown films like Flying The Nest, I plan on giving you my honest opinion on each and every film no matter what the consensus is. Even a film that's technically incompetent can be fun and I want to talk about that here.

This patreon exists primarily so that, hopefully, I can turn this into an actual job. That's the goal here, to grow and advance. Right now these reviews are written but maybe at some point I'll whip out a video camera and force my face onto you. Until then, please consider supporting my lengthy writings about films and whatever else might just pop out.

But, I hear you ask, "Good sir, I have not heard of you before so why should I give you my hard earned money? How will I know that I even want to hear your drivel". Well, first of all, thankyou for calling me sir. Second, if you want to get a taste of the kind of thing that you will be paying for you can check out my site Movie Meister Reviews, where I store not only all my reviews but editorials and other things that I wrote that one time a semi-professional website asked me to give them content. 

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Early Birds
$1 or more per month

Get copies of the reviews 24 hours early

Decision Makers
$3 or more per month

Get copies of the reviews 24 hours early & Take part in weekly poll to determine what films are seen first

Hey, A Movie!
$10 or more per month

Everything mentioned so far, but also since you're basically paying the price of a ticket then you'll get to actually pick a film I review. It can be one currently in cinemas or an old one, long as I can get my hands on a legal copy then I'll review anything.