Get all of the above, plus a fortnightly summary of the best free tunes on the web to download. You'll have a banging collection to mix like the pros in no time.

So you're holding an extra $20, you considered buying a bong hit of dirt weed, feeding your children or giving it to a bank to earn 0.5% AER. Why not consider throwing it my way?

You'll get:

• Early access to banging studio mixes (2-4 weeks before normies)
• Wildcard bonus mixes out of my personal archive (either mixed by me or other deeshays)
• Everything in the previous tiers
• Tumescence

So you've just smoked crack. You've realised I have a $100 tier. You've thought "Crack's great. It helps with things like when you have a problem with having too many teeth." Then you decide to fling me $100 a month. Holy fucknuggets. What could I give you for that?!

You can talk to me 1-2-1 over Skype once every 2 months. It'll be awkward. I'll be wearing clothes. You will too hopefully. I have no idea why anyone would buy this.

Oh, you'll also get all the other stuff in the tiers above too.

You have your own personal DJ. I will do you your own personal mix every month. Either you can choose the track list or can do it for you. You'll also get everything above, including the clothed Skype chat, shout out, Brainz Bass Boost, and hopefully a sense of wellbeing.