Callan Berry is creating comics and random bullshit
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Hey there! I'm Callan, creator of the comic columns Police Reports Illustrated and Speakeasy, as well as creator of a bunch of other random comics that you've definitely read on mumblecity.com.

Oh you haven't? Cool. Well let me tell you about them!

Police Reports Illustrated: The comic where I find the strangest, most absurd police report the Seattle Police Department has to offer, then illustrate and animate them! I also draw a bunch of stuff in the background that people tend to like more than the violent crime in the foreground.

Speakeasy: The comic where I go to bars, drink, and talk to other drunk people about drunk things that drunks probably shouldn't talk about. 

Random Bullshit: Sometimes I don't want to look at crime or talk to people - for those times I have a special list of Good Ideas™ to make great comics out of!

"So what, you do these comics anyway?"

Okay, fella, slow your roll. Beyond these patented Good Ideas™, there's a ton of awesome, non-patented ideas that I have and want to pursue! I'm talkin' COLOR COMICS, COOLER GIFS, VIDEOS, YOU NAME IT! I wanna be a lil' content machine, daddy!

With your generous donation, I could go a long way toward making the comics you all know and love, and try other ways to tell you the same joke 20,000 times. Doesn't that sound dope?

Thanks for taking the time to look at my Patreon, and for being interested in donating money to this sentient garbage's fever dream!
Tiers
Oh hey thanks!
$1 or more per month 3 patrons
You're an incredible person!
  • Receive legally enforceable high fives if we see each other on the street.
You are too kind!
$5 or more per month 5 patrons
Does your generosity know no bounds?
  • Get access to Patreon exclusive comics and content
  • Early access to comics and content other chumps get later like chumps
I feel like you're buying my friendship!
$10 or more per month 2 patrons
Ok, this is getting out of hand!
  • A one time shitty sketch of whatever you want
  • Join private monthly livestreams, where we can talk while I draw and/or play some video games
  • All previous rewards
Hey there! I'm Callan, creator of the comic columns Police Reports Illustrated and Speakeasy, as well as creator of a bunch of other random comics that you've definitely read on mumblecity.com.

Oh you haven't? Cool. Well let me tell you about them!

Police Reports Illustrated: The comic where I find the strangest, most absurd police report the Seattle Police Department has to offer, then illustrate and animate them! I also draw a bunch of stuff in the background that people tend to like more than the violent crime in the foreground.

Speakeasy: The comic where I go to bars, drink, and talk to other drunk people about drunk things that drunks probably shouldn't talk about. 

Random Bullshit: Sometimes I don't want to look at crime or talk to people - for those times I have a special list of Good Ideas™ to make great comics out of!

"So what, you do these comics anyway?"

Okay, fella, slow your roll. Beyond these patented Good Ideas™, there's a ton of awesome, non-patented ideas that I have and want to pursue! I'm talkin' COLOR COMICS, COOLER GIFS, VIDEOS, YOU NAME IT! I wanna be a lil' content machine, daddy!

With your generous donation, I could go a long way toward making the comics you all know and love, and try other ways to tell you the same joke 20,000 times. Doesn't that sound dope?

Thanks for taking the time to look at my Patreon, and for being interested in donating money to this sentient garbage's fever dream!

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Tiers
Oh hey thanks!
$1 or more per month 3 patrons
You're an incredible person!
  • Receive legally enforceable high fives if we see each other on the street.
You are too kind!
$5 or more per month 5 patrons
Does your generosity know no bounds?
  • Get access to Patreon exclusive comics and content
  • Early access to comics and content other chumps get later like chumps
I feel like you're buying my friendship!
$10 or more per month 2 patrons
Ok, this is getting out of hand!
  • A one time shitty sketch of whatever you want
  • Join private monthly livestreams, where we can talk while I draw and/or play some video games
  • All previous rewards