MURDER SNACKERS

MURDER SNACKERS

are creating a D&D podcast

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MURDER SNACKERS is a podcast in which Ken Baumann runs games of Dungeons & Dragons for his weird friends.

We try to sound like The Eric Andre Show plus Hard to be a God. Episodes will never have ads, will never be longer than an hour, and will always contain vulgarity, scorn for plot, and acts of pointless violence.

If you like actual-play podcasts with voiceover actors and Serious Dramatic Stakes then MURDER SNACKERS is probably not for you. If you like D&D because it lets you and your friends make each other laugh and gross each other out while also eating foods and imagining blowing up people with magic then MURDER SNACKERS is yours.

Our first episode:


Soundcloud
YouTube
iTunes
Twitch
[email protected]
Sound Wizard: Theo J. Krantz
LogoTodd Ryan White
Tiers
You accidentally killed a peasant
$1 or more per month
You like the show, and we like you. Your PC is a regular idiot.
You quest to kill the rich
$5 or more per month
Your goal is noble. Your means are extremely dumb.


EAT OUR BITE-SIZED EPISODES: outtakes, in-jokes, and sidequests of pure murderhoboism.

You kill kings and liberate peasants
$20 or more per month
You're militant (and hot).


EAT OUR BITE-SIZED EPISODES: outtakes, in-jokes, and sidequests of pure murderhoboism.

NPC SHOUTOUTS: an NPC with your first name will appear in an episode. And will probably be murdered.

You bring full Wizard-communism
$50 or more per month
No gods no masters, but you're a god (and hot).

EAT OUR BITE-SIZED EPISODES: outtakes, in-jokes, and sidequests of pure murderhoboism.


NPC SHOUTOUTS: an NPC with your first name will appear in an episode. And will probably be murdered.

SKYPE IN: play one session per year with us. You'll be featured in an episode.


FREE THE MEDUSA: you get a copy of Maze of the Blue Medusa signed/defaced by the MURDER SNACKERS.

Goals
33% complete
CHECK ONE-TWO. We'll pay back Sound Wizard Theo, post snack pics, and record two episodes per month.
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MURDER SNACKERS is a podcast in which Ken Baumann runs games of Dungeons & Dragons for his weird friends.

We try to sound like The Eric Andre Show plus Hard to be a God. Episodes will never have ads, will never be longer than an hour, and will always contain vulgarity, scorn for plot, and acts of pointless violence.

If you like actual-play podcasts with voiceover actors and Serious Dramatic Stakes then MURDER SNACKERS is probably not for you. If you like D&D because it lets you and your friends make each other laugh and gross each other out while also eating foods and imagining blowing up people with magic then MURDER SNACKERS is yours.

Our first episode:


Soundcloud
YouTube
iTunes
Twitch
[email protected]
Sound Wizard: Theo J. Krantz
LogoTodd Ryan White

Recent posts by MURDER SNACKERS

Tiers
You accidentally killed a peasant
$1 or more per month
You like the show, and we like you. Your PC is a regular idiot.
You quest to kill the rich
$5 or more per month
Your goal is noble. Your means are extremely dumb.


EAT OUR BITE-SIZED EPISODES: outtakes, in-jokes, and sidequests of pure murderhoboism.

You kill kings and liberate peasants
$20 or more per month
You're militant (and hot).


EAT OUR BITE-SIZED EPISODES: outtakes, in-jokes, and sidequests of pure murderhoboism.

NPC SHOUTOUTS: an NPC with your first name will appear in an episode. And will probably be murdered.

You bring full Wizard-communism
$50 or more per month
No gods no masters, but you're a god (and hot).

EAT OUR BITE-SIZED EPISODES: outtakes, in-jokes, and sidequests of pure murderhoboism.


NPC SHOUTOUTS: an NPC with your first name will appear in an episode. And will probably be murdered.

SKYPE IN: play one session per year with us. You'll be featured in an episode.


FREE THE MEDUSA: you get a copy of Maze of the Blue Medusa signed/defaced by the MURDER SNACKERS.