MURDER SNACKERS are creating a D&D podcast
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MURDER SNACKERS is a podcast in which Ken Baumann, publisher of Maze of the Blue Medusa, runs games of D&D and other tabletop RPGs for his weird friends.

Our aesthetic ideal is The Eric Andre Show plus Hard to be a God plus I Hit It With My Axe. Episodes will never have ads, will never be longer than an hour, and will always contain vulgarity, disregard for plot, and whimsical acts of pointless violence.

We will post pics of our snacks.

Our first episode is here:



If you like high fantasy, noble sentiments, and actual-play podcasts with voiceover actors and Serious Dramatic Stakes, then MURDER SNACKERS is probably not for you. If you like D&D because it lets you and your friends make each other laugh and gross each other out while also eating foods and imagining blowing up people with magic, then MURDER SNACKERS is yours.

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Soundcloud
YouTube
iTunes
[email protected]

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Logo: Todd Ryan White
Sound Wizard: 
Theo J. Krantz
Location: Santa Fe, New Mexico
Tiers
You accidentally killed a peasant
$1 or more per month
You like the show, and we like you. Your PC is a regular idiot.
You quest to kill the rich
$5 or more per month
Your goal is noble. Your means are extremely dumb.


EAT OUR BITE-SIZED EPISODES: outtakes, in-jokes, and sidequests of pure murderhoboism.

You kill kings and liberate peasants
$20 or more per month
You're militant (and hot).


EAT OUR BITE-SIZED EPISODES: outtakes, in-jokes, and sidequests of pure murderhoboism.

NPC SHOUTOUTS: an NPC with your first name will appear in an episode. And will probably be murdered.

You bring full Wizard-communism
$50 or more per month
No gods no masters, but you're a god (and hot).

EAT OUR BITE-SIZED EPISODES: outtakes, in-jokes, and sidequests of pure murderhoboism.


NPC SHOUTOUTS: an NPC with your first name will appear in an episode. And will probably be murdered.

SKYPE IN: play one session per year with us. You'll be featured in an episode.


FREE THE MEDUSA: you get a copy of Maze of the Blue Medusa signed/defaced by the MURDER SNACKERS.

Goals
85% complete
SNACK UPGRADE. We'll post pics of our snacks and record one episode per month. Some of the cash will pay back Sound Wizard Theo for the equipment.
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MURDER SNACKERS is a podcast in which Ken Baumann, publisher of Maze of the Blue Medusa, runs games of D&D and other tabletop RPGs for his weird friends.

Our aesthetic ideal is The Eric Andre Show plus Hard to be a God plus I Hit It With My Axe. Episodes will never have ads, will never be longer than an hour, and will always contain vulgarity, disregard for plot, and whimsical acts of pointless violence.

We will post pics of our snacks.

Our first episode is here:



If you like high fantasy, noble sentiments, and actual-play podcasts with voiceover actors and Serious Dramatic Stakes, then MURDER SNACKERS is probably not for you. If you like D&D because it lets you and your friends make each other laugh and gross each other out while also eating foods and imagining blowing up people with magic, then MURDER SNACKERS is yours.

🕳️⚔️🕳️

Soundcloud
YouTube
iTunes
[email protected]

🕳️⚔️🕳️


Logo: Todd Ryan White
Sound Wizard: 
Theo J. Krantz
Location: Santa Fe, New Mexico

Recent posts by MURDER SNACKERS

Tiers
You accidentally killed a peasant
$1 or more per month
You like the show, and we like you. Your PC is a regular idiot.
You quest to kill the rich
$5 or more per month
Your goal is noble. Your means are extremely dumb.


EAT OUR BITE-SIZED EPISODES: outtakes, in-jokes, and sidequests of pure murderhoboism.

You kill kings and liberate peasants
$20 or more per month
You're militant (and hot).


EAT OUR BITE-SIZED EPISODES: outtakes, in-jokes, and sidequests of pure murderhoboism.

NPC SHOUTOUTS: an NPC with your first name will appear in an episode. And will probably be murdered.

You bring full Wizard-communism
$50 or more per month
No gods no masters, but you're a god (and hot).

EAT OUR BITE-SIZED EPISODES: outtakes, in-jokes, and sidequests of pure murderhoboism.


NPC SHOUTOUTS: an NPC with your first name will appear in an episode. And will probably be murdered.

SKYPE IN: play one session per year with us. You'll be featured in an episode.


FREE THE MEDUSA: you get a copy of Maze of the Blue Medusa signed/defaced by the MURDER SNACKERS.