MUSCLE PARTY

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Hello and welcome to the Patreon page for MUSCLE PARTY!  That's right, in the middle of 2020, during a global pandemic and widespread economic devastation I have the unmitigated gall to approach you with my hat in my hand asking for help yet again.

Asking for the kindness of the audience to support a creative project sucks.  Like, REALLY.  But the reality of the situation is, you're the only ones who are keeping this kind of content alive.  The world is full of more successful, ad-friendly, wide appeal channels that don't need one cent of Patreon bucks or Twitch subs to get by.  This project is not one of those.  Muscle Party is one of the last vestiges of the Cow Chop tradition of weird, subversive, unique content that doesn't tow the line of best practices or brand safety.  It's an inside joke shared among friends and a taste of familiarity in a timeline where everything feels scary and unfamiliar.  It's also my absolute honor to keep bringing it to you with every bit of effort I can throw at it, but it's a losing battle without your support.

With Patreon you'll know that the most amount of your money is going directly to Muscle Party; Patreon takes 5% of all donations and that's it.  I've tried to set up a system that is as easy and straightforward as it gets.  This Patreon is modeled after the ease of signing up for a Twitch subscription.  You want to give 5 bucks a month?  Easy.  You'll get access to a Patreon feed containing both the complete Cow Chop archive of Patreon goodies going back YEARS and a landing zone for all manner of NEW exclusive Behind the Scenes goodies for you, the kind friend of Muscle Party.  Photos, videos, vlogs, contests and a chance to participate in the creative process right alongside me.  You're paying to keep the wheels greased and on the tracks, and my pledge to you continues to be more of the content you love with a little extra financial breathing room to do it right.  You want to give more than 5 bucks?  It's your money baby, follow your heart.  There's not a bonus for doing so, other than the warm feeling of helping out because you yourself have those fabled "FAT STACKS" that once graced the content creators of old.  

What does your hard earned money go towards?  The rent on our warehouse for starters, and all the bills associated with it.  Paying for people whose hard work ensures every stream makes it to your Twitch feed.  Props, costumes, special effects and all the rest.  Everything that elevates a Muscle Party stream from the world of ubiquitous twitch gameplay and commentary to a unique, interactive, fan-driven experience.

Whatever level you want to participate on, I sure as hell appreciate it.  Thank you.  

Muscle Party.  Get strong.  Stay weird.  Let's do this.

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