Making White Dudes Type Paragraphs is creating a Museum of Bad Posts
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$22
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Hey there. I run the godawful Facebook page, "Making White Dudes Type Paragraphs". What began as a thing I just did because I thought these "i'm not angry this is how not angry I am" essays were funny as hell, now has way too many followers sending me so much content I often can't read it all. This is awesome and humbling, and why I thought I'd take a stab at this.

Your donation will pay for me to spend more time going through more posts to find those pure-strain golden turds we have all come to love. Also, for like a couple bucks i dunno, I'll post EVERYTHING people are sending me, and you can all gawk at it and how bad it all is.

You will also be able to yell at me here, as much as you want, for a single dollar. I think that's how this works. If we hit 10000 a month I'll never post again.
Tiers
Aw thanks
$1 or more per month
No really, thank you! Once a month, I will clutch the receipt from this deposit and whisper a solemn thanks to the wind while holding the image I have formed in my head of each of you, just before texting my weed dealer. Just kidding! Weed is legal now.
I don't know how this works
$2 or more per month
I think I'm able to post stuff here, and I get a lot of it, so you guys are going to be able to see that stuff assuming I figure out how anything works.
Feet pics
$10 or more per month
I'll send you feet pics once a month. This is also known as "The Reverse Lil B Tier"
Exalted lord of respect tier
$100 or more per month
You have too much money or something, and I'm glad to help! At this tier you get exclusive "platinum" membership that includes trying to explain this contribution to your wife
Goals
$22 of $100 per month
For 100 a month I'll do a Livestream where I read horrible crap and I dunno, play videogames or whatever you kids like these days.
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Hey there. I run the godawful Facebook page, "Making White Dudes Type Paragraphs". What began as a thing I just did because I thought these "i'm not angry this is how not angry I am" essays were funny as hell, now has way too many followers sending me so much content I often can't read it all. This is awesome and humbling, and why I thought I'd take a stab at this.

Your donation will pay for me to spend more time going through more posts to find those pure-strain golden turds we have all come to love. Also, for like a couple bucks i dunno, I'll post EVERYTHING people are sending me, and you can all gawk at it and how bad it all is.

You will also be able to yell at me here, as much as you want, for a single dollar. I think that's how this works. If we hit 10000 a month I'll never post again.

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Tiers
Aw thanks
$1 or more per month
No really, thank you! Once a month, I will clutch the receipt from this deposit and whisper a solemn thanks to the wind while holding the image I have formed in my head of each of you, just before texting my weed dealer. Just kidding! Weed is legal now.
I don't know how this works
$2 or more per month
I think I'm able to post stuff here, and I get a lot of it, so you guys are going to be able to see that stuff assuming I figure out how anything works.
Feet pics
$10 or more per month
I'll send you feet pics once a month. This is also known as "The Reverse Lil B Tier"
Exalted lord of respect tier
$100 or more per month
You have too much money or something, and I'm glad to help! At this tier you get exclusive "platinum" membership that includes trying to explain this contribution to your wife