Naomi Elizabeth is creating Climbing My Whole Body Into Your Itunes Folder
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Look, I don't want your dumb money!
I don't know what to ask for right now!
You can buy my books on my website!!

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My Actual Best Friends
$2 or more per month

I have nothing special to give you right now because I'm hauling ass trying to do all my projects and I'm way behind and I'm a slob. But if you sign up for this it WILL enable me to buy more frivolous sets and costumes which will have NO utility in regular life for anyone. Also we WILL be best friends which is life's true meaning in Jesus name I pray. 

I'm Your Therapist/Coach
$200 or more per month

Why pay for a regular therapist when I can be your therapist? I am unlicensed and unqualified! 2x per month we can have a 30 minute phone call and I will listen to your issues, symptoms, self limiting beliefs, etc! I can offer advice, or, if you prefer, I can shut the fuck up. If you try to make it sexual I will delete you and send you back in time to the 90s where you will be forced to call phone sex ladies in an infinite loop. Dump your loser psychologist, they probably cost more anyway! Also anyone who copies my idea for this is a worthless slime and should immediately die. 

Look, I don't want your dumb money!
I don't know what to ask for right now!
You can buy my books on my website!!

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Tiers
My Actual Best Friends
$2 or more per month

I have nothing special to give you right now because I'm hauling ass trying to do all my projects and I'm way behind and I'm a slob. But if you sign up for this it WILL enable me to buy more frivolous sets and costumes which will have NO utility in regular life for anyone. Also we WILL be best friends which is life's true meaning in Jesus name I pray. 

I'm Your Therapist/Coach
$200 or more per month

Why pay for a regular therapist when I can be your therapist? I am unlicensed and unqualified! 2x per month we can have a 30 minute phone call and I will listen to your issues, symptoms, self limiting beliefs, etc! I can offer advice, or, if you prefer, I can shut the fuck up. If you try to make it sexual I will delete you and send you back in time to the 90s where you will be forced to call phone sex ladies in an infinite loop. Dump your loser psychologist, they probably cost more anyway! Also anyone who copies my idea for this is a worthless slime and should immediately die.