Captain Nathaniel Wilhelm is creating Adventures
18
patrons
$198
per month
Ahoy! I am a writer/self-declared-pirate who got my start and built my following on Wattpad. I have always loved stories and storytelling and through much trial and error I've finally built up a great pirate crew of supporters. Ultimately, I am hoping to use my love for the craft to become a successful High school creative writing and art teacher. I have many adventures to share through my stories full of fantasy, humor, pirates, and romance. I have two series that I focusing on at the moment; The Pearly Tales, and Foxtails.

Tales of the Pearly City, is the story of a 24-year-old man whose favorite online game is shut down after years of success. He resolves to devote all his efforts to rebuilding his normal life. The next morning he finds himself as his avatar in the game 250 years after he logged out. He disguises himself and explores the city he helped found and inside he discovers old friends, new enemies, a discarded romance, and a dangerous apocalyptic prophecy. He sets in motion and orchestrates a chain of events to prevent Ragnarok while fighting an enemy that's deeply rooted inside the city he originally created under the name The City of Perils.

Foxtails and Fairytails: Reckless Adventures in Another World, is a harem reincarnation story that tries to break many of the rules of the genre. A tragic teen dies and equally tragic death and wakes to find that he has been reborn as a demi-human with fox ears and tail. Utilizing his new lust for life, his unique take on magic, and a wealth of stories he crashes, charms, and recklessly explores his new world. Along the way, he makes his first friends, develops his first innocent childhood romances, and fights the hand of fate that continues to make grabs for his freedom.


These can be found for free to read on Wattpad. I have plans to publish and release edited copies of my works, but until then I wanted to reach out to my loyal crew and readers this way. Through Patreon I want to give back just a little to those crew mates who want to show a little extra love for the Captain. I plan to reward them with early content, teasers, skit interviews with the cast, and additional world building information on my storyscapes for those whose curiosity has been tickled.

You don't have to pay anything if you don't want to, if you are strapped for cash but love the content, show support by going to social media and talking it up, share it with your friends, but most of all just enjoy it. I didn't write these stories for a paycheck, I wrote them to take the readers on an adventure they've never been on before.If you enjoyed the adventure then I am fulfilled everything else is in your hands. 

And may the winds of fortune ever fill your sails. 

-The Captain 

Contact me directly at [email protected]
Tiers
Crew Mates
$1 or more per month 1 patron
You are a Pirate! You've had your fill of the basic, jumped on board and are ready for the adventure. The Captain is at the wheel and I look as majestic as you imagined... if not more so. 


Now it is time for that extra step. Show a little love and and get a little rum. Crew Mates will receive teaser 'quotes' for upcoming chapters of their favorite books before they release on Wattpad and Access to all the Segments from the N.I.B.L.E.T.


Segments from the N.I.B.L.E.T. (a skit parody of a news program) will keep you up to date with 'News, Interviews, Behind-the-scenes, Laughs, Extras, and Teasers'. Hosted by the Popular Catgirl Idol Julie from Foxtails, and Co-hosted by the Callous Pirate Flint a Character from the same. They will answers questions on a modern set with "Audience" and "Readers". Here the cast will personally thank Sponsors, Patrons, and whoever they feel like throwing under the bus(ship). 


  

Benefits:

-Access to Teaser Quotes and Niblet 

-a cutlass and a gun if you have half an aim

-a hammock 

Able-bodied Pirate
$3 or more per month 6 patrons
You've sampled the sweet, savory, and sometimes spicy taste of adventure and you want more. No storm, Kraken, or ghost will scare you from jumping face first into the risky sea of fortune and vice. 


As a Able-bodied Pirate of our merry crew you've given more blood for your captain through the adventures you weathered together or you are simply ready to throw down you life for the cause. The Captain is a handsome devil but he rewards loyalty.


Able-Bodied Pirates receive early access to 

-chapter teasers

-The Niblet 

-Full Chapters of their favorite stories before they are uploaded to Wattpad for free.

-A formal shout-out on wattpad when the chapter is published. 

Seasoned Pirate
$4 or more per month 1 patron
You are not only loyal to the Captain but you admire him as well. You never want the adventures to end and you're willing to give up a part of your share to maintain the ship. 


Seasoned Pirates are good men and women of the sea who can sniff out treasure and booty with the best of them. The drink rum like it's water and can hold a tune better then most. At this point the captain even notices he's seen your face before, he's even likely to call you a pretty name. Yours... probably. If he remembers it after the wild night at the tavern with everyone. 


Seasoned Pirates get all the above. plus. 

-good feelings

-an extra bottle of rum

-and the Illustrious talented captain will give ye a complimentary shout out when it's posted on wattpad. 

Pirate Boatswain
$5 or more per month 4 patrons
You're still here. You haven't been blown off deck and still have half a brain. The Captain is pleased with you. You weren't poor before you joined and you won't be poor after... hopefully. 


The Pirate Boatswain is an officer on deck. Harder to kill and smarter than most you've been trusted with the lives of your mates while at sea. You're in charge of breaking up fights between the crew, running first into battle with your head held high, and bringing it back still attached to your shoulders. 


As compensation for staying alive this long the Pirate Boatswain will get all the above and:

-an extra pistol or sword (You're choice)

-a pat on the back (mostly to make sure yer head really is still attached)

-And the Captain will compliment you on your battle cry and possible leadership qualities. 

  *AND*

-Access to Patreon only: bios on characters and bonus scenes between Foxtails one and two. 

-Access to Patreon only: Scraped ideas, deleted scenes/characters, Author’s process, quotes, and other fun things. 

Pirate Gunner
$7 or more per month 1 patron
Gunners lead a unit of men to aim, fire, reset, swab, and load the cannons. Highly trained at that difficult job, without them the ship would just be a floating ferry, a dolphin instead of a shark. A gun can kill a man and a cannon can stop a ship. Decent gunners can bring down enemy vessels bigger than theirs, but Pirate Gunners do it better. 


You're brave, competent and loyal. the obvious choice to keep the real teeth of any sea-worthy vessel sharp and deadly. You don't see the Captain very well from below deck but you can hear his confident command as you're ordered to fire. 


Pirate gunners get all the above benefits plus:

-A comfier hammock

-A copy of 'How to be a Gunner for dummies'

-A flask of rum to steel your nerves in battle. 

-and a tall tale of your achievements when the captain brags about you on Wattpad. 

Quartermaster
$10 or more per month 3 patrons

When the captain isn’t around you are in charge. From making sure people are swabbing the deck to leading the charge and directly advising the captain. On the deck you are second in command and answer only to him.


A Quartermaster is a trusted crew mate and friend, you have firmly established yourself within the crew and are readily acknowledged in your leadership role. Whether you are handing out spoils or handing out lashes the Captain has the admiration and loyalty of the crew, and you have the respect. 


Benefits:

-all above

-a comfy bunk

-a bottle of the good stuff to celebrate your promotion

-retirement fund(if you live long enough to claim it)

-Dental plan(here’s a string in case you have yank out any of yer teeth)

-Access to chapters from the Captains ‘get-over-writer’s-block’ stories


[Note: Everything after this point includes the above benefits but are more for those of you who want to spend more or like the additional goodies that come with them. Otherwise this gets you best bang for your buck. Everything below is just to give options to crew who are willing to spend more.]

First Mate
$15 or more per month 1 patrons (sold out!)
 The first mate is one step above the quartermaster and that is if there is one on a pirate ship. In terms of hierarchy the first mate is the formally declared second in charge and is the Captains most trusted ally on the ship of scoundrels. 


As the first mate you are usually in line to sail a new ship when one is to be captured and added to the fleet. At that point it is either your honor to sail underneath the captain or remain by his side. 


Benefits

-All the above 

-you’re the only one woo!

-a ship to call your own… soon… probably…

-An appearance on the Niblet to be interviewed by Julie and Flint

-OC appearance in story of your choice(will collaborate)

Trusted Ally
$15 or more per month 1 patron
Pirates do not get by on wit and courage alone, many of the spoils at sea are far from the romance of glittering chests of yellow gold. They often come in the form of spices, silks, and trade goods. One of the most valuable things a Pirate can have is a Trusted Ally.


The pirates rely on allies who have rooted themselves in prosperous ports to sell their haul. The Captain’s Trusted Allies are another breed of excellence and may have been on the crew or the Captain’s acquaintance from before his infamous career. Either way, whenever you hear of the impossible being accomplished, you can be sure the clever captain and his Illusive allies are involved. 


Benefits:

-everything quartermaster and above

-name a city, place, or thing inside one of the books that hasn’t been named yet (will consult, no joke names like ‘captain likes butt’. First off, butt=no, booty=yes. These may also involve names of characters but most likely those that are already created and just need a name)

Captain in the Fleet
$20 or more per month 3 patrons
Captain is only the chosen name of the Crafty Nathaniel Wilhelm’s Misleading career. Underneath the charming smile and daring attitude lay secrets buried beneath shrouds of intrigue. The Captain’s network and influence extends beyond the wooden railings of his flagship. 


As a Captain in the Fleet you are privy to some of the operations within the realm of Nathaniel Wilhelm’s extensive reach and aspirations. You sail beside him, knowing that his mind is always countless steps ahead of your own and the winds of fortune follow his course as if it chases him. 


Benefits:

-Everything Quartermaster and above

-(At this point I know you’re only reading these and thinking ‘oh that’s cool’ but aren’t actually willing to throw this kind of money at me… but if you are or just really want this then…) 

-Will collaborate an OC or you to appear in the book of your choice. (Niblet interview included as optional) (Note: Appearance doesn’t note mean permanent cast member but if they stick around they stick around)

Ghost Pirate Ally
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
(And you’re still here, okay well… let’s continue on then.)


There are many horrors that plague the seas and the little-known fact is that the Captain walks among both the living… and the dead. Whether still loyal from life or seeking revenge the Captain has offered he has many frightful allies that help him maintain control through both Loyalty and when needed: complete and 

overwhelming fear. 


The Ghost Pirate Ally has chosen the Captain as their leader in their life and afterlife. They sail their ghostly vessels with speed and mystery. When fog gathers on the moonless night, the captain’s enemies pray they do not see the hazy blue outline of the ghostly monster and it’s crew. 


Benefits:

-Quartermaster and above

-Cool ghost body

-don’t feel hunger/can’t eat

-Access to the first chapter(Prologue) of Foxtails 2 a week before anyone else(no spoilers)

Leviathan
$30 or more per month 0 patrons
  “’You’re off the edge of the map now, cabin boy. Keep your sword ready and your mind open because, here, there be monsters.’ I’ll never forget the mad grin he wore as he spoke those words while staring at the calm ocean water below us. What he didn’t tell me when the ungodly beast appeared from the deep was that the monster he mentioned wasn’t the creature that threatened our ship… it was the one that defended it from below. Maybe it was the ship itself I’m not even sure anymore. But what I do know is that I’d die twice for that man before I ever consider betraying him.” -A Trusted Ally about his first days with the Captain. 


  

Benefits:

-Quartermaster and above

-Cool monster body bro

-Eats whatever they want (nobody cares if your fat you’re a beastie just eat everything)

-Access to the first three chapters of Foxtails 2 a week before anyone else(no spoilers) and teasers for the rest of the book.

Mermaid/Merman
$40 or more per month 0 patrons
(Look, I know it says merman, but let’s be real. If you really selected this for “Merman” then here’s a magic trident and a wicked set of abs, now go out there and be majestic AF. Your colorful lumberjack-perfect beard and mane of tenacious locks look like the mother-loving gods blessed the way the light reflects off your awesomeness as you rule the waves with every swish of your magnificent tail.)


Mermaids are what make the sea both beautiful and dangerous. Between the haunting song of the siren and the way their hair always perfectly covers them from every angle, they are the sailors’ wet dream in both respects. With beauty, intelligence, an interest in true love, and an appetite for ‘man-flesh’. These creatures will either drag unwitting men of the sea to be their husbands or their dinner.


Benefits:

-Quartermaster and above

-sexy upper half/colorful-tail lower half 

-The voice of an angel

-Magic modesty-covering hair powers(built-in ability to be styled perfectly every time and stay that way… but only when out of water)

-Access to the first half of arc 1 of foxtails 2 (6 chapters including prologue) a week before anyone else(no spoilers) and teasers for the book.

-Teasers for the fate of two of their favorite characters in the book

Dread Pirate Thrall
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
Haunting the waters of the deadliest parts of the ocean are the Dread Pirates and their Thralls. Neither alive or dead these… creatures are no longer human. Whether by they remain by some dark magic or their hatred, cutting down these monstrosities and their unholy vessels of nightmares is beyond a normal man or armed fleet. 


They called him crazy when the captain charted their course for those waters. The captain took only the fearless and loyal while leaving the others on the preferred safety of the flagship… a week later the Captain return with a bounty unlike any before and the ones that stayed on the ship were never heard from again. 


Benefits:

-Quartermaster and above

-Mysterious powers of the forgotten ones

-unmatched sailing and pirating prowess. 

-You are death on the water or on land

-Access to the first arc for foxtails 2 (11 chapters including prologue) a week before anyone else(no spoilers) and teasers for the book. 

-Teasers for the fate of two of their favorite characters in the book. 

-Free ebook of Foxtails 1(when it releases through amazon)

Dread Pirate Captain
$75 or more per month 0 patrons
Beyond the edge of the map are those who sail the edge of the world and its cliffs. Brave or Fearless are no longer a thing for those who have forgotten what death and life are. But when a charismatic mad man and his crew arrived and defeated them they were reminded what true power was, how to follow it, and why to fear it. 


The Dread Pirate Captains command the fleets of the forgotten and damned. Whether by luck or by fate they met a man who gave them purpose and they now wave his flag and wait for his call. If a single Dread Pirate Thrall could threaten an army, imagine the fearsome power of their captains and their fleets. Even more frightening, imagine the living man they choose to follow in admiration and fear. 


Benefits:

-Quartermaster and above

-the mysterious and potent power of the forgotten 

-untouchable commander of a nigh immortal crew

-Nice hat

-I’ll cry

-Access to the first two Arcs(21 chapters including the prologue) of Foxtails 2 a week before anyone else(no spoilers) 

-Teaser for the book and their top 3 favorite characters 

-Appearance of their OC(s) in any or all books/interview(Will collaborate) with a high chance for a reoccurring role in book 3. 

-Free copy of Foxtails and Fairytales ebook(through Amazon) when published, and a signed Hardcopy(shouldn’t be too hard… right?)

King of the Deep
$75 or more per month 1 patrons (sold out!)
Below the waves in the deepest trenches of the ocean lurk monsters that mortal men could not fathom. When news reached the ears of the King over these monsters, of a mortal human pirate who commanded men, monsters, undead, and the forgotten he chose to seek out such an adventurer. 


In the disguise of a human man, the King met with the Pirate at a mortal tavern. There he challenged the Pirate to a drinking game confident of his victory. When he woke, he found the sun had risen, the man in question awake with a large grin, and an empty mug while the king’s remained half full. 


Overjoyed to have found a peer among the mortal rulers, the King revealed his identity and offered an alliance out of friendship. With a warm smile and a hardy hand shake the King returned to the sea to nurse his hangover… unaware of the knowing smile behind him. 


Benefits:

-Quartermaster and above

-(Okay I’m going to be real this is one of those incentive limited time offers and if you are actually considering donating this much EVERY MONTH Then bless you!) 

-Wicked awesome King of the Deep powers to rival the biggest and baddest monsters we can’t even imagine… but you can try.

-Human/monster transformation powers

-Access to the first two Arcs(21 chapters including the prologue) of Foxtails 2 a week before anyone else(no spoilers) 

-Teaser for the book and their top 3 favorite characters 

-Free copy of Foxtails and Fairytales ebook(through Amazon) when published, and a signed Hardcopy(shouldn’t be too hard… right?)

*AND*

-Here’s the limited time offer: A chance to Collaborate on one of Sebas’s future girl Harem Cast members. (If you have no ideas or don’t care about this then just be a Dread Pirate Captain)

Lady of the Sea
$75 or more per month 0 of 1 patrons
The Lady of the Sea reigns over the tides and fates of the sailors who enter her realm. Many sailors love her with their prayers and smiles, while other fear her awesome power. But only one man has ever courted her. Nothing could dash that smile as she sent him clears skies and murderous storms. 


Even the heaviest of her torrents were drowned out by his contagious laughter as he took the wheel and danced with her in the darkest of pitch black nights. And on the clear skies he never prayed for fair weather, he only sang of the beauty of the sea as it was. For both her power and her beauty, he never once feared her or flexed in loving her. As a man of adventure, she fell for his courage. As a man of character, she fell for his charm. And as The Lady, she fell for Her Captain. 


And although his mortality and her divine nature will forever keep them apart, her love affair with a mortal man will ring with laughter, song, and dance as she courts him with every aspect of her being. Until the day his mortality causes his fall and she welcomes him into her eternal embrace. 


Benefits:

 -Quartermaster and above 

-your human form is perfect

-You have the best tragic romance (with the Captain)

-ALL MIGHTY POWERS OVER SEA AND STORM

-Access to the first two Arcs(21 chapters including the prologue) of Foxtails 2 a week before anyone else(no spoilers) 

-Teaser for the book and their top 3 favorite characters 

-Free copy of Foxtails and Fairytales ebook(through Amazon) when published, and a signed Hardcopy(shouldn’t be too hard… right?)

*AND*

-Here’s the limited time offer: A chance to Collaborate on one of Sebas’s future girl Harem Cast members. (If you have no ideas or don’t care about this then just be a Dread Pirate Captain)

The Kraken
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
Feared by all, the Kraken is old, wise, and hungry. None are safe from the devouring nature of the Kraken and its terrible power. But there is one on which it will never dine: A man with many secrets who befriends monsters and courts goddesses. 


Instead, the voracious curiosity peaked by this man has intrigued you to the point of spectating his journeys. But it is not his charm, his wit, or his daring that truly entice you. It is his secrets. Not how he came to power, but where his obtained his illusive magics that you sense deep within him. While others may only see a mortal, you see much more as you peer into his soul and see beyond his toothy grin. 


Inside that man is a power you know can not be obtained by any mortal of this world, and his secret origins elude even your timeless wisdom. And you are not the only one in the ocean that senses this. What will become of the Dear Pirate Captain? Once he has conquered this world, where will he set his sights next?


Benefits:

(Really… your considering this one? Where do you work and where can I apply?)

-Quartermaster and above 

-You’re literally the most terrifying thing under the ocean.

-You’re literally one of my new best friends. 

-Access to the first three Arcs(31 chapters including the prologue) of Foxtails 2 a week before anyone else(no spoilers) 

-Teaser for the book and their top 3 favorite characters 

-Free copy of Foxtails and Fairytales ebook(through Amazon) when published, and a signed Hardcopy(shouldn’t be too hard… right?)

*AND*

-Information on the Captain’s overall goals for the series’ including how every story intersects, a teaser to a greater overarching storyline, future story teasers, who Flint really is, what a Trespasser is, who in the world is Aloysius Davenport, and why everything you know about Isekai novels is wrong. 

Goals
18 of 20 patrons
It's getting a little crowded, but that's not a bad thing. We also have the entire tavern to ourselves. 
5 of 11
Ahoy! I am a writer/self-declared-pirate who got my start and built my following on Wattpad. I have always loved stories and storytelling and through much trial and error I've finally built up a great pirate crew of supporters. Ultimately, I am hoping to use my love for the craft to become a successful High school creative writing and art teacher. I have many adventures to share through my stories full of fantasy, humor, pirates, and romance. I have two series that I focusing on at the moment; The Pearly Tales, and Foxtails.

Tales of the Pearly City, is the story of a 24-year-old man whose favorite online game is shut down after years of success. He resolves to devote all his efforts to rebuilding his normal life. The next morning he finds himself as his avatar in the game 250 years after he logged out. He disguises himself and explores the city he helped found and inside he discovers old friends, new enemies, a discarded romance, and a dangerous apocalyptic prophecy. He sets in motion and orchestrates a chain of events to prevent Ragnarok while fighting an enemy that's deeply rooted inside the city he originally created under the name The City of Perils.

Foxtails and Fairytails: Reckless Adventures in Another World, is a harem reincarnation story that tries to break many of the rules of the genre. A tragic teen dies and equally tragic death and wakes to find that he has been reborn as a demi-human with fox ears and tail. Utilizing his new lust for life, his unique take on magic, and a wealth of stories he crashes, charms, and recklessly explores his new world. Along the way, he makes his first friends, develops his first innocent childhood romances, and fights the hand of fate that continues to make grabs for his freedom.


These can be found for free to read on Wattpad. I have plans to publish and release edited copies of my works, but until then I wanted to reach out to my loyal crew and readers this way. Through Patreon I want to give back just a little to those crew mates who want to show a little extra love for the Captain. I plan to reward them with early content, teasers, skit interviews with the cast, and additional world building information on my storyscapes for those whose curiosity has been tickled.

You don't have to pay anything if you don't want to, if you are strapped for cash but love the content, show support by going to social media and talking it up, share it with your friends, but most of all just enjoy it. I didn't write these stories for a paycheck, I wrote them to take the readers on an adventure they've never been on before.If you enjoyed the adventure then I am fulfilled everything else is in your hands. 

And may the winds of fortune ever fill your sails. 

-The Captain 

Contact me directly at [email protected]

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Tiers
Crew Mates
$1 or more per month 1 patron
You are a Pirate! You've had your fill of the basic, jumped on board and are ready for the adventure. The Captain is at the wheel and I look as majestic as you imagined... if not more so. 


Now it is time for that extra step. Show a little love and and get a little rum. Crew Mates will receive teaser 'quotes' for upcoming chapters of their favorite books before they release on Wattpad and Access to all the Segments from the N.I.B.L.E.T.


Segments from the N.I.B.L.E.T. (a skit parody of a news program) will keep you up to date with 'News, Interviews, Behind-the-scenes, Laughs, Extras, and Teasers'. Hosted by the Popular Catgirl Idol Julie from Foxtails, and Co-hosted by the Callous Pirate Flint a Character from the same. They will answers questions on a modern set with "Audience" and "Readers". Here the cast will personally thank Sponsors, Patrons, and whoever they feel like throwing under the bus(ship). 


  

Benefits:

-Access to Teaser Quotes and Niblet 

-a cutlass and a gun if you have half an aim

-a hammock 

Able-bodied Pirate
$3 or more per month 6 patrons
You've sampled the sweet, savory, and sometimes spicy taste of adventure and you want more. No storm, Kraken, or ghost will scare you from jumping face first into the risky sea of fortune and vice. 


As a Able-bodied Pirate of our merry crew you've given more blood for your captain through the adventures you weathered together or you are simply ready to throw down you life for the cause. The Captain is a handsome devil but he rewards loyalty.


Able-Bodied Pirates receive early access to 

-chapter teasers

-The Niblet 

-Full Chapters of their favorite stories before they are uploaded to Wattpad for free.

-A formal shout-out on wattpad when the chapter is published. 

Seasoned Pirate
$4 or more per month 1 patron
You are not only loyal to the Captain but you admire him as well. You never want the adventures to end and you're willing to give up a part of your share to maintain the ship. 


Seasoned Pirates are good men and women of the sea who can sniff out treasure and booty with the best of them. The drink rum like it's water and can hold a tune better then most. At this point the captain even notices he's seen your face before, he's even likely to call you a pretty name. Yours... probably. If he remembers it after the wild night at the tavern with everyone. 


Seasoned Pirates get all the above. plus. 

-good feelings

-an extra bottle of rum

-and the Illustrious talented captain will give ye a complimentary shout out when it's posted on wattpad. 

Pirate Boatswain
$5 or more per month 4 patrons
You're still here. You haven't been blown off deck and still have half a brain. The Captain is pleased with you. You weren't poor before you joined and you won't be poor after... hopefully. 


The Pirate Boatswain is an officer on deck. Harder to kill and smarter than most you've been trusted with the lives of your mates while at sea. You're in charge of breaking up fights between the crew, running first into battle with your head held high, and bringing it back still attached to your shoulders. 


As compensation for staying alive this long the Pirate Boatswain will get all the above and:

-an extra pistol or sword (You're choice)

-a pat on the back (mostly to make sure yer head really is still attached)

-And the Captain will compliment you on your battle cry and possible leadership qualities. 

  *AND*

-Access to Patreon only: bios on characters and bonus scenes between Foxtails one and two. 

-Access to Patreon only: Scraped ideas, deleted scenes/characters, Author’s process, quotes, and other fun things. 

Pirate Gunner
$7 or more per month 1 patron
Gunners lead a unit of men to aim, fire, reset, swab, and load the cannons. Highly trained at that difficult job, without them the ship would just be a floating ferry, a dolphin instead of a shark. A gun can kill a man and a cannon can stop a ship. Decent gunners can bring down enemy vessels bigger than theirs, but Pirate Gunners do it better. 


You're brave, competent and loyal. the obvious choice to keep the real teeth of any sea-worthy vessel sharp and deadly. You don't see the Captain very well from below deck but you can hear his confident command as you're ordered to fire. 


Pirate gunners get all the above benefits plus:

-A comfier hammock

-A copy of 'How to be a Gunner for dummies'

-A flask of rum to steel your nerves in battle. 

-and a tall tale of your achievements when the captain brags about you on Wattpad. 

Quartermaster
$10 or more per month 3 patrons

When the captain isn’t around you are in charge. From making sure people are swabbing the deck to leading the charge and directly advising the captain. On the deck you are second in command and answer only to him.


A Quartermaster is a trusted crew mate and friend, you have firmly established yourself within the crew and are readily acknowledged in your leadership role. Whether you are handing out spoils or handing out lashes the Captain has the admiration and loyalty of the crew, and you have the respect. 


Benefits:

-all above

-a comfy bunk

-a bottle of the good stuff to celebrate your promotion

-retirement fund(if you live long enough to claim it)

-Dental plan(here’s a string in case you have yank out any of yer teeth)

-Access to chapters from the Captains ‘get-over-writer’s-block’ stories


[Note: Everything after this point includes the above benefits but are more for those of you who want to spend more or like the additional goodies that come with them. Otherwise this gets you best bang for your buck. Everything below is just to give options to crew who are willing to spend more.]

First Mate
$15 or more per month 1 patrons (sold out!)
 The first mate is one step above the quartermaster and that is if there is one on a pirate ship. In terms of hierarchy the first mate is the formally declared second in charge and is the Captains most trusted ally on the ship of scoundrels. 


As the first mate you are usually in line to sail a new ship when one is to be captured and added to the fleet. At that point it is either your honor to sail underneath the captain or remain by his side. 


Benefits

-All the above 

-you’re the only one woo!

-a ship to call your own… soon… probably…

-An appearance on the Niblet to be interviewed by Julie and Flint

-OC appearance in story of your choice(will collaborate)

Trusted Ally
$15 or more per month 1 patron
Pirates do not get by on wit and courage alone, many of the spoils at sea are far from the romance of glittering chests of yellow gold. They often come in the form of spices, silks, and trade goods. One of the most valuable things a Pirate can have is a Trusted Ally.


The pirates rely on allies who have rooted themselves in prosperous ports to sell their haul. The Captain’s Trusted Allies are another breed of excellence and may have been on the crew or the Captain’s acquaintance from before his infamous career. Either way, whenever you hear of the impossible being accomplished, you can be sure the clever captain and his Illusive allies are involved. 


Benefits:

-everything quartermaster and above

-name a city, place, or thing inside one of the books that hasn’t been named yet (will consult, no joke names like ‘captain likes butt’. First off, butt=no, booty=yes. These may also involve names of characters but most likely those that are already created and just need a name)

Captain in the Fleet
$20 or more per month 3 patrons
Captain is only the chosen name of the Crafty Nathaniel Wilhelm’s Misleading career. Underneath the charming smile and daring attitude lay secrets buried beneath shrouds of intrigue. The Captain’s network and influence extends beyond the wooden railings of his flagship. 


As a Captain in the Fleet you are privy to some of the operations within the realm of Nathaniel Wilhelm’s extensive reach and aspirations. You sail beside him, knowing that his mind is always countless steps ahead of your own and the winds of fortune follow his course as if it chases him. 


Benefits:

-Everything Quartermaster and above

-(At this point I know you’re only reading these and thinking ‘oh that’s cool’ but aren’t actually willing to throw this kind of money at me… but if you are or just really want this then…) 

-Will collaborate an OC or you to appear in the book of your choice. (Niblet interview included as optional) (Note: Appearance doesn’t note mean permanent cast member but if they stick around they stick around)

Ghost Pirate Ally
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
(And you’re still here, okay well… let’s continue on then.)


There are many horrors that plague the seas and the little-known fact is that the Captain walks among both the living… and the dead. Whether still loyal from life or seeking revenge the Captain has offered he has many frightful allies that help him maintain control through both Loyalty and when needed: complete and 

overwhelming fear. 


The Ghost Pirate Ally has chosen the Captain as their leader in their life and afterlife. They sail their ghostly vessels with speed and mystery. When fog gathers on the moonless night, the captain’s enemies pray they do not see the hazy blue outline of the ghostly monster and it’s crew. 


Benefits:

-Quartermaster and above

-Cool ghost body

-don’t feel hunger/can’t eat

-Access to the first chapter(Prologue) of Foxtails 2 a week before anyone else(no spoilers)

Leviathan
$30 or more per month 0 patrons
  “’You’re off the edge of the map now, cabin boy. Keep your sword ready and your mind open because, here, there be monsters.’ I’ll never forget the mad grin he wore as he spoke those words while staring at the calm ocean water below us. What he didn’t tell me when the ungodly beast appeared from the deep was that the monster he mentioned wasn’t the creature that threatened our ship… it was the one that defended it from below. Maybe it was the ship itself I’m not even sure anymore. But what I do know is that I’d die twice for that man before I ever consider betraying him.” -A Trusted Ally about his first days with the Captain. 


  

Benefits:

-Quartermaster and above

-Cool monster body bro

-Eats whatever they want (nobody cares if your fat you’re a beastie just eat everything)

-Access to the first three chapters of Foxtails 2 a week before anyone else(no spoilers) and teasers for the rest of the book.

Mermaid/Merman
$40 or more per month 0 patrons
(Look, I know it says merman, but let’s be real. If you really selected this for “Merman” then here’s a magic trident and a wicked set of abs, now go out there and be majestic AF. Your colorful lumberjack-perfect beard and mane of tenacious locks look like the mother-loving gods blessed the way the light reflects off your awesomeness as you rule the waves with every swish of your magnificent tail.)


Mermaids are what make the sea both beautiful and dangerous. Between the haunting song of the siren and the way their hair always perfectly covers them from every angle, they are the sailors’ wet dream in both respects. With beauty, intelligence, an interest in true love, and an appetite for ‘man-flesh’. These creatures will either drag unwitting men of the sea to be their husbands or their dinner.


Benefits:

-Quartermaster and above

-sexy upper half/colorful-tail lower half 

-The voice of an angel

-Magic modesty-covering hair powers(built-in ability to be styled perfectly every time and stay that way… but only when out of water)

-Access to the first half of arc 1 of foxtails 2 (6 chapters including prologue) a week before anyone else(no spoilers) and teasers for the book.

-Teasers for the fate of two of their favorite characters in the book

Dread Pirate Thrall
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
Haunting the waters of the deadliest parts of the ocean are the Dread Pirates and their Thralls. Neither alive or dead these… creatures are no longer human. Whether by they remain by some dark magic or their hatred, cutting down these monstrosities and their unholy vessels of nightmares is beyond a normal man or armed fleet. 


They called him crazy when the captain charted their course for those waters. The captain took only the fearless and loyal while leaving the others on the preferred safety of the flagship… a week later the Captain return with a bounty unlike any before and the ones that stayed on the ship were never heard from again. 


Benefits:

-Quartermaster and above

-Mysterious powers of the forgotten ones

-unmatched sailing and pirating prowess. 

-You are death on the water or on land

-Access to the first arc for foxtails 2 (11 chapters including prologue) a week before anyone else(no spoilers) and teasers for the book. 

-Teasers for the fate of two of their favorite characters in the book. 

-Free ebook of Foxtails 1(when it releases through amazon)

Dread Pirate Captain
$75 or more per month 0 patrons
Beyond the edge of the map are those who sail the edge of the world and its cliffs. Brave or Fearless are no longer a thing for those who have forgotten what death and life are. But when a charismatic mad man and his crew arrived and defeated them they were reminded what true power was, how to follow it, and why to fear it. 


The Dread Pirate Captains command the fleets of the forgotten and damned. Whether by luck or by fate they met a man who gave them purpose and they now wave his flag and wait for his call. If a single Dread Pirate Thrall could threaten an army, imagine the fearsome power of their captains and their fleets. Even more frightening, imagine the living man they choose to follow in admiration and fear. 


Benefits:

-Quartermaster and above

-the mysterious and potent power of the forgotten 

-untouchable commander of a nigh immortal crew

-Nice hat

-I’ll cry

-Access to the first two Arcs(21 chapters including the prologue) of Foxtails 2 a week before anyone else(no spoilers) 

-Teaser for the book and their top 3 favorite characters 

-Appearance of their OC(s) in any or all books/interview(Will collaborate) with a high chance for a reoccurring role in book 3. 

-Free copy of Foxtails and Fairytales ebook(through Amazon) when published, and a signed Hardcopy(shouldn’t be too hard… right?)

King of the Deep
$75 or more per month 1 patrons (sold out!)
Below the waves in the deepest trenches of the ocean lurk monsters that mortal men could not fathom. When news reached the ears of the King over these monsters, of a mortal human pirate who commanded men, monsters, undead, and the forgotten he chose to seek out such an adventurer. 


In the disguise of a human man, the King met with the Pirate at a mortal tavern. There he challenged the Pirate to a drinking game confident of his victory. When he woke, he found the sun had risen, the man in question awake with a large grin, and an empty mug while the king’s remained half full. 


Overjoyed to have found a peer among the mortal rulers, the King revealed his identity and offered an alliance out of friendship. With a warm smile and a hardy hand shake the King returned to the sea to nurse his hangover… unaware of the knowing smile behind him. 


Benefits:

-Quartermaster and above

-(Okay I’m going to be real this is one of those incentive limited time offers and if you are actually considering donating this much EVERY MONTH Then bless you!) 

-Wicked awesome King of the Deep powers to rival the biggest and baddest monsters we can’t even imagine… but you can try.

-Human/monster transformation powers

-Access to the first two Arcs(21 chapters including the prologue) of Foxtails 2 a week before anyone else(no spoilers) 

-Teaser for the book and their top 3 favorite characters 

-Free copy of Foxtails and Fairytales ebook(through Amazon) when published, and a signed Hardcopy(shouldn’t be too hard… right?)

*AND*

-Here’s the limited time offer: A chance to Collaborate on one of Sebas’s future girl Harem Cast members. (If you have no ideas or don’t care about this then just be a Dread Pirate Captain)

Lady of the Sea
$75 or more per month 0 of 1 patrons
The Lady of the Sea reigns over the tides and fates of the sailors who enter her realm. Many sailors love her with their prayers and smiles, while other fear her awesome power. But only one man has ever courted her. Nothing could dash that smile as she sent him clears skies and murderous storms. 


Even the heaviest of her torrents were drowned out by his contagious laughter as he took the wheel and danced with her in the darkest of pitch black nights. And on the clear skies he never prayed for fair weather, he only sang of the beauty of the sea as it was. For both her power and her beauty, he never once feared her or flexed in loving her. As a man of adventure, she fell for his courage. As a man of character, she fell for his charm. And as The Lady, she fell for Her Captain. 


And although his mortality and her divine nature will forever keep them apart, her love affair with a mortal man will ring with laughter, song, and dance as she courts him with every aspect of her being. Until the day his mortality causes his fall and she welcomes him into her eternal embrace. 


Benefits:

 -Quartermaster and above 

-your human form is perfect

-You have the best tragic romance (with the Captain)

-ALL MIGHTY POWERS OVER SEA AND STORM

-Access to the first two Arcs(21 chapters including the prologue) of Foxtails 2 a week before anyone else(no spoilers) 

-Teaser for the book and their top 3 favorite characters 

-Free copy of Foxtails and Fairytales ebook(through Amazon) when published, and a signed Hardcopy(shouldn’t be too hard… right?)

*AND*

-Here’s the limited time offer: A chance to Collaborate on one of Sebas’s future girl Harem Cast members. (If you have no ideas or don’t care about this then just be a Dread Pirate Captain)

The Kraken
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
Feared by all, the Kraken is old, wise, and hungry. None are safe from the devouring nature of the Kraken and its terrible power. But there is one on which it will never dine: A man with many secrets who befriends monsters and courts goddesses. 


Instead, the voracious curiosity peaked by this man has intrigued you to the point of spectating his journeys. But it is not his charm, his wit, or his daring that truly entice you. It is his secrets. Not how he came to power, but where his obtained his illusive magics that you sense deep within him. While others may only see a mortal, you see much more as you peer into his soul and see beyond his toothy grin. 


Inside that man is a power you know can not be obtained by any mortal of this world, and his secret origins elude even your timeless wisdom. And you are not the only one in the ocean that senses this. What will become of the Dear Pirate Captain? Once he has conquered this world, where will he set his sights next?


Benefits:

(Really… your considering this one? Where do you work and where can I apply?)

-Quartermaster and above 

-You’re literally the most terrifying thing under the ocean.

-You’re literally one of my new best friends. 

-Access to the first three Arcs(31 chapters including the prologue) of Foxtails 2 a week before anyone else(no spoilers) 

-Teaser for the book and their top 3 favorite characters 

-Free copy of Foxtails and Fairytales ebook(through Amazon) when published, and a signed Hardcopy(shouldn’t be too hard… right?)

*AND*

-Information on the Captain’s overall goals for the series’ including how every story intersects, a teaser to a greater overarching storyline, future story teasers, who Flint really is, what a Trespasser is, who in the world is Aloysius Davenport, and why everything you know about Isekai novels is wrong.