Nerd³

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  • That warm feeling that comes from helping support someone you think is pretty neat.
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  • Higher chance to call coin flips correctly.
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  • 5% increase to field of view in all video games.
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About Nerd³

Hello, my name is Daniel and I like to make YouTube videos with swearing in them. However, due to a mishap with the concept of time, I've found myself living in the year 2020, where ad agencies shy away from anything even slightly rude, like a puritan in a particularly grubby sex shop. These days it's easier to get blood from a Jehovah's Witnesses stone than to make a living from YouTube.

The solution? This page right here! If you like what I do and have a few coins lying around in neat heaps, then... well first off you might be an NPC, but secondly throw them my way! I'll use them to stave off death so that you can get the videos that you like without me needing to sell you audiobooks twenty times per video! Everybody wins! Hooray!

Lets see what the money you made while browsing reddit at work gets you if you fling it my way!


  • The Weekly Podcast!
    Once per week I take my microphone and chat for an hour or so about... anything really. How life is going, projects I'm working on, that one time I ate a whole bunch of chocolate, video games, movies, which Futurama character I'd most like to fuck (1. Bender, 2. Flexo, 3. Fry) etc etc. The usual podcast things.
  • 24 hour early access to videos!
    Before a video goes live on the channel you'll have an entire day to watch it before anyone else! Feel free to lord it over every single person in your life.(Note: This doesn't apply to the Nerd³ Show videos because I can't write about news that hasn't happened yet. I'm not the cat from Early Edition.)
  • Occasional exclusive bits and pieces!
    Sometimes I make something that's experimental or awful and instead of putting it in a bin or a safe at the bottom of the ocean, I upload it here! Yay for scraps!
  • Keep my videos ad and sponsorship free!
    The big one (for me at least) is that I keep getting to do the thing I love doing. Making videos about video games. With swearing in. Occasionally tits.

If this interests you, then go have a look at the tiers we have available! You get everything at the £1 tier, but if you have any extra you want to give that'll be mighty appreciated.

Right, I'm off. The word "clunge" won't say itself.

Bye.

- Daniel
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$7,733.29 of $8,210.88 per month
As a thank you for helping us out so much over the years, an old catchphrase shall return... Children shall be deafened, old people's ears will explode, and the less said about what it'll do to goldfish the better. However, you will get the irreplaceable thrill of hearing the two words that make you happiest in the world. 

"Hello..."

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