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Hi!  We're Jed & Nehemiah – writers, comedians and biological brothers based in New York City. Together we’re Never Sad.

We create content for the internet and television, and we're looking to spruce up our operation with your help.  Every pledge will support our work tremendously, from affording us the equipment for higher quality videos to helping us pay our casts and crews. If you're not ready to help us with a pledge today, you can help us by sharing this page, subscribing to our YouTube channel, and connecting with us on social media. After all, clicks are currency - just a little saying we have here at the company.

We hope you find a Tier that's right for you!  Thankya :D
Tiers
Comrades
$2 or more per month

The revolution will be live streamed! This tier is for anyone who can read and has a credit card. In exchange for two smackeroos, you’ll receive a personalized thank you video each month from yours truly. You read that right: two dollars for a whole video! Every month! Wow!

Bourgeoisie
$5 or more per month

Wharton types, HBS alumni, Hoyas with jobs, or just hoes with money (yes, sex workers are considered bourgeoisie in the eyes of comedians). if you wear a suit (or heels, or both) to work, give us some of your latte money and we’ll give you a personalized thank you video AND special thanks credit in our upcoming projects. 

Mom & Dad
$10 or more per month
  • If you have $10 a month to spare then you’re either our parents or someone else’s parents or the one person who pays for everyone’s Netflix account. We thank you for your service. For this you’ll get everything in the first two tiers, as well as any merch we have available, AND…
  • If you send us a 1-page script, we’ll film, edit, and send you a fully produced video. We’ll even post it on our YouTube, privately, so you can send the link to whoever you want!
DTF (Down to Film)...(us f***ing)
$20 or more per month
  • Wow okay you must really be tryna smang it. This tier includes everything from the first three, as well as a date with both Jed and Nehemiah at a fast food restaurant of your choosing*. If you play your cards right, you might get to take one of us home**.

*(in NYC only, not including the Bronx or Staten Island, most of Queens or Brooklyn, and anywhere above 125th st)

**(either Jed’s or Nehemiah’s apartment but you have to ask if you can kiss us goodnight to which we’ll sheepishly oblige but then when you ask if you can come upstairs we tell you that we’re not that kind of girl and we had a good time but we should take things slowly)

Landlords
$100 or more per month
  • Never Sad headquarters is currently in the storage unit of a meth lab on Staten Island, so you’re basically paying our rent at this tier. It’s a fancy lab, they’ve really got their shit (meth) together and they’re nice enough to let us use their wifi 5 days a week but we do have to pay them. Still beats the boiler room in Penn Station where we founded the company. 
Reparations
$1,000 or more per month
  • All the money from this tier just goes straight to Nehemiah. Includes all the previous tiers plus a certificate notarized by Nehemiah absolving you of your white guilt.
Jed’s Bar Mitzvah Debt
$10,000 or more per month
  • Help Jed earn back the money his parents spent on his bar mitzvah because they billed him for it.
Hi!  We're Jed & Nehemiah – writers, comedians and biological brothers based in New York City. Together we’re Never Sad.

We create content for the internet and television, and we're looking to spruce up our operation with your help.  Every pledge will support our work tremendously, from affording us the equipment for higher quality videos to helping us pay our casts and crews. If you're not ready to help us with a pledge today, you can help us by sharing this page, subscribing to our YouTube channel, and connecting with us on social media. After all, clicks are currency - just a little saying we have here at the company.

We hope you find a Tier that's right for you!  Thankya :D

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Tiers
Comrades
$2 or more per month

The revolution will be live streamed! This tier is for anyone who can read and has a credit card. In exchange for two smackeroos, you’ll receive a personalized thank you video each month from yours truly. You read that right: two dollars for a whole video! Every month! Wow!

Bourgeoisie
$5 or more per month

Wharton types, HBS alumni, Hoyas with jobs, or just hoes with money (yes, sex workers are considered bourgeoisie in the eyes of comedians). if you wear a suit (or heels, or both) to work, give us some of your latte money and we’ll give you a personalized thank you video AND special thanks credit in our upcoming projects. 

Mom & Dad
$10 or more per month
  • If you have $10 a month to spare then you’re either our parents or someone else’s parents or the one person who pays for everyone’s Netflix account. We thank you for your service. For this you’ll get everything in the first two tiers, as well as any merch we have available, AND…
  • If you send us a 1-page script, we’ll film, edit, and send you a fully produced video. We’ll even post it on our YouTube, privately, so you can send the link to whoever you want!
DTF (Down to Film)...(us f***ing)
$20 or more per month
  • Wow okay you must really be tryna smang it. This tier includes everything from the first three, as well as a date with both Jed and Nehemiah at a fast food restaurant of your choosing*. If you play your cards right, you might get to take one of us home**.

*(in NYC only, not including the Bronx or Staten Island, most of Queens or Brooklyn, and anywhere above 125th st)

**(either Jed’s or Nehemiah’s apartment but you have to ask if you can kiss us goodnight to which we’ll sheepishly oblige but then when you ask if you can come upstairs we tell you that we’re not that kind of girl and we had a good time but we should take things slowly)

Landlords
$100 or more per month
  • Never Sad headquarters is currently in the storage unit of a meth lab on Staten Island, so you’re basically paying our rent at this tier. It’s a fancy lab, they’ve really got their shit (meth) together and they’re nice enough to let us use their wifi 5 days a week but we do have to pay them. Still beats the boiler room in Penn Station where we founded the company. 
Reparations
$1,000 or more per month
  • All the money from this tier just goes straight to Nehemiah. Includes all the previous tiers plus a certificate notarized by Nehemiah absolving you of your white guilt.
Jed’s Bar Mitzvah Debt
$10,000 or more per month
  • Help Jed earn back the money his parents spent on his bar mitzvah because they billed him for it.