The New Flesh Podcast is creating a better horror podcast experience
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The New Flesh Podcast is a horror movie podcast about horror movies and all things tangentially related to the horry lifestyle. Hosted by Brett Arnold and Joe Avella, they talk an even mix of current top horror movies to old scary classics. They are obsessed with all things horror and their cats. 

The New Flesh has been at it for a few years now and the purpose of this Patreon is to increase the quality and frequency of the show. Joe is in LA and Brett is in NYC. Despite their best efforts they need your help to make this kick ass show even more kick ass. Your donations would contribute directly to making the show sound better and reach a wider audience. So many of us live the horror lyfestyle and it's The New Flesh podcast's mission to unite us all against our common enemy: Marcus Nispel. 

Long live the New Flesh!
Tiers
Soda Money
$2 or more per month

For the cost of 2 sodas, you can quench Joe and Brett's monthly thirst for horror with this generous donation. A soda is still $1 right? tbh I haven't bough one in years.

New Flesh Friend Til the End
$5 or more per month

Your act of generosity is paramount to our endless quest to spread the virtues of the horror lyfestyle across the globe and defeat Marcus Nispel. For this, you will get: 


  • A shout out on the show
  • Access to our private New Flesh Facebook group where Joe and Brett will share the week's horror news for us to discuss. A great place to meet fellow horror lyfestylers, and also we can totally rip on Brett's terrible taste in music. 
Horror Lyfestyle
$10 or more per month

You are about that horror life and we thank you. At this tier you get:

  • 2 exclusive bonus episodes of the New Flesh every month. Joe and Brett will go even harder on all things horror life. Plus lots of Nispel and cat talk.
  • Discounts on exclusive New Flesh merch so you can let your ridiculous co-workers know where you stand on Marcus Nispel and Jaws not being a horror movie. NOTE: Joe will be in charge of this so you will definitely get your stuff. 
  • Everything from previous tier.
The Nispel
$15 or more per month

"To defeat your enemy you must become him." - Sun Tzu 


At this tier you know that this is not a game. So for your generous contribution you get:

  • Access to a monthly bonus New Flesh movie commentary. We'll take a stinker and light it up! We've taken down Chappie and Gotti, and we're just getting started! You know we got Nispel in our sights.
  • Everything from previous tiers.
The Puppet Master (one time payment)
$50 or more per month
  • Choose a horror movie for The New Flesh podcast to discuss. They’ll have to do it or their God will punish them. Please don’t abuse this, and pretty please don’t pick any Puppet Master films. 
  • Everything from previous tiers.

NOTE: After a month you can go to a lower tier or stop all together.

The Pontypool (one time payment)
$100 or more per month
  • Be a guest on the New Flesh podcast! Skype in to the show to discuss our main event, help drop some Bs and Ps, and otherwise participate in the show. 
  • Everything from previous tiers.

NOTE: after 1st payment you can move to a lower tier or stop all together. Being a guest on our show will no doubt be a highlight of your life. Also Brett loved Pontypool and Joe didn’t, so you’re walking into a very divisive horror podcast environment. 

Sutter Kane (one time payment)
$150 or more per month
  • Brett will read and do professional industry coverage on your script! He won’t sugarcoat and will mark it up as if you were submitting to a talent agency. 
  • All other tiers

NOTE: After 1st payment you will be moved to the lower tier of your choice, or you can stop all together. You’re not made of money! Are you? If so, your script should be about that. See? Just a lil taste of the insightful coverage you’ll be receiving. 

We work for you now!
$6,000 or more per month

Unless you are Jason Blum don't bother. And if you are Jason, hello! Big fans. Happy to be joining the team. Would you like to hear our pitch about a killer fax machine movie?

Goals
6% complete
$300 a month will yield a much better sounding podcast thanks to higher audio recording quality (especially for Joe) and we can hire an editor to make the show sound real nice. Also the show will migrate to a better hosting platform for better distribution and analytics!
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The New Flesh Podcast is a horror movie podcast about horror movies and all things tangentially related to the horry lifestyle. Hosted by Brett Arnold and Joe Avella, they talk an even mix of current top horror movies to old scary classics. They are obsessed with all things horror and their cats. 

The New Flesh has been at it for a few years now and the purpose of this Patreon is to increase the quality and frequency of the show. Joe is in LA and Brett is in NYC. Despite their best efforts they need your help to make this kick ass show even more kick ass. Your donations would contribute directly to making the show sound better and reach a wider audience. So many of us live the horror lyfestyle and it's The New Flesh podcast's mission to unite us all against our common enemy: Marcus Nispel. 

Long live the New Flesh!

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Tiers
Soda Money
$2 or more per month

For the cost of 2 sodas, you can quench Joe and Brett's monthly thirst for horror with this generous donation. A soda is still $1 right? tbh I haven't bough one in years.

New Flesh Friend Til the End
$5 or more per month

Your act of generosity is paramount to our endless quest to spread the virtues of the horror lyfestyle across the globe and defeat Marcus Nispel. For this, you will get: 


  • A shout out on the show
  • Access to our private New Flesh Facebook group where Joe and Brett will share the week's horror news for us to discuss. A great place to meet fellow horror lyfestylers, and also we can totally rip on Brett's terrible taste in music. 
Horror Lyfestyle
$10 or more per month

You are about that horror life and we thank you. At this tier you get:

  • 2 exclusive bonus episodes of the New Flesh every month. Joe and Brett will go even harder on all things horror life. Plus lots of Nispel and cat talk.
  • Discounts on exclusive New Flesh merch so you can let your ridiculous co-workers know where you stand on Marcus Nispel and Jaws not being a horror movie. NOTE: Joe will be in charge of this so you will definitely get your stuff. 
  • Everything from previous tier.
The Nispel
$15 or more per month

"To defeat your enemy you must become him." - Sun Tzu 


At this tier you know that this is not a game. So for your generous contribution you get:

  • Access to a monthly bonus New Flesh movie commentary. We'll take a stinker and light it up! We've taken down Chappie and Gotti, and we're just getting started! You know we got Nispel in our sights.
  • Everything from previous tiers.
The Puppet Master (one time payment)
$50 or more per month
  • Choose a horror movie for The New Flesh podcast to discuss. They’ll have to do it or their God will punish them. Please don’t abuse this, and pretty please don’t pick any Puppet Master films. 
  • Everything from previous tiers.

NOTE: After a month you can go to a lower tier or stop all together.

The Pontypool (one time payment)
$100 or more per month
  • Be a guest on the New Flesh podcast! Skype in to the show to discuss our main event, help drop some Bs and Ps, and otherwise participate in the show. 
  • Everything from previous tiers.

NOTE: after 1st payment you can move to a lower tier or stop all together. Being a guest on our show will no doubt be a highlight of your life. Also Brett loved Pontypool and Joe didn’t, so you’re walking into a very divisive horror podcast environment. 

Sutter Kane (one time payment)
$150 or more per month
  • Brett will read and do professional industry coverage on your script! He won’t sugarcoat and will mark it up as if you were submitting to a talent agency. 
  • All other tiers

NOTE: After 1st payment you will be moved to the lower tier of your choice, or you can stop all together. You’re not made of money! Are you? If so, your script should be about that. See? Just a lil taste of the insightful coverage you’ll be receiving. 

We work for you now!
$6,000 or more per month

Unless you are Jason Blum don't bother. And if you are Jason, hello! Big fans. Happy to be joining the team. Would you like to hear our pitch about a killer fax machine movie?