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Food and Utilities
Food! Delicious food. With your generosity, I can now eat. What about water, gas, and electric? Check, check, and as long as I don't turn on the AC, check.
Recognition of Self Value, Degradation of Actual Value, Blow up, Bottom Out, Quiet Renaissance
With this goal, I plan on shitting on all my true friends and writing things without any soul. The success will go to my head. Then the seeds of addiction planted innocently in my youth will fruit into isolation and self loathing. Well I'm sorry, but maybe you all should have controlled yourselves and stopped pouring all of your money into my Patreon. Now I'm drunk on wealth and high on your adulation. You can't stop loving me, not even if you tried, you dirty girl.
But lo, your love is not real. For I produce a project unworthy of my name and you turn on me. BUT YOU DON'T TURN ON ME, I TURN ON YOU! So I get sloppy drunk and careen from pisser bar to pisser bar in a wasteland of a night, harming those I can reach and disgusting those I cannot. In spite of my efforts, I survive the night. Alone... or am I? To the left of me, the crack addled vagrant who has sold me his flea ridden rag of a blanket (that's what I'll spend the money on,) to the right, could that be...? It is.
It's you.
Good patrons of my early days surround me on the curb, looking at me with tenderness in their eyes and encouragement in their hearts. Your heart.
I wish I could go back to the way it was, I say. Back when it was about the writing.
No, you say, don't go back. You can never go back.
You're right, I say. So I write a cool review of a TV show that 18 people have ever watched, and you, you rejoice. Nick's back because he finally moved forward. It's been a rough ride, but isn't every journey worth taking a little bumpy?
But lo, your love is not real. For I produce a project unworthy of my name and you turn on me. BUT YOU DON'T TURN ON ME, I TURN ON YOU! So I get sloppy drunk and careen from pisser bar to pisser bar in a wasteland of a night, harming those I can reach and disgusting those I cannot. In spite of my efforts, I survive the night. Alone... or am I? To the left of me, the crack addled vagrant who has sold me his flea ridden rag of a blanket (that's what I'll spend the money on,) to the right, could that be...? It is.
It's you.
Good patrons of my early days surround me on the curb, looking at me with tenderness in their eyes and encouragement in their hearts. Your heart.
I wish I could go back to the way it was, I say. Back when it was about the writing.
No, you say, don't go back. You can never go back.
You're right, I say. So I write a cool review of a TV show that 18 people have ever watched, and you, you rejoice. Nick's back because he finally moved forward. It's been a rough ride, but isn't every journey worth taking a little bumpy?
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I'm Nick and I'm a writer. I write lots of things, comics, short stories, faux erotica set in exaggerated laboratory settings. Also movie reviews. I put it all up on my website www.depravedgenius.com
If you visit my site, and I hope you do, you'll notice that there are no ads. And while you won't notice it, I can assure you that there is no data mining either. This is a 100% reader supported website.
I'm proud of that. Truly independent content is important, even if it's just meaningful sleazy cartoons and snarky insight into the great debates of our time (Sharon Stone v. the Species girl, Judge Judy v. Judge Marilyn Milian, Peaty scotch v. Caramel scotch, Me vs. Corona, etc., etc.) I put up at least three new things every single day, so if you get into the habit of visiting www.depravedgenius.com I'll always have something fresh for you.
If you visit my site, and I hope you do, you'll notice that there are no ads. And while you won't notice it, I can assure you that there is no data mining either. This is a 100% reader supported website.
I'm proud of that. Truly independent content is important, even if it's just meaningful sleazy cartoons and snarky insight into the great debates of our time (Sharon Stone v. the Species girl, Judge Judy v. Judge Marilyn Milian, Peaty scotch v. Caramel scotch, Me vs. Corona, etc., etc.) I put up at least three new things every single day, so if you get into the habit of visiting www.depravedgenius.com I'll always have something fresh for you.