Nicholas Preston is creating opium for the people
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I am writing blog pieces about politics, anthropology, art, animals and other things that I'm probably unqualified to talk about (at This Dilapidated World) because it's the only thing that can save us. 

I cherish each and every one of you on this site. Become a patron and feed a starving artist for the "GOOD POSTS" to continue until I'm nothing more than a lobotomised, puss-filled corpse.
Tiers
I'm ten a penny
$2 or more per month
Thank you

  • All reward tier patrons will gain access to a spasmodically occurring diary (essays, summary of thoughts, blather, tight prose, posts that I'd recommend reading)

For the drudgery
$5 or more per month
Although it's almost entirely inactive, you could add me on Facebook my friend

  • All reward tier patrons will gain access to a spasmodically occurring diary (essays, summary of thoughts, blather, tight prose, posts that I'd recommend reading)
For the good shit to continue as I'm broken down into dust
$20 or more per month
I will cite you in a way of your choosing 

  • All reward tier patrons will gain access to a spasmodically occurring diary (essays, summary of thoughts, blather, tight prose, posts that I'd recommend reading)
For the wine
$100 or more per month
All previous perks apply and I'll also send you a book that I'd recommend with some signatory drivel inside 

  • All reward tier patrons will gain access to a spasmodically occurring diary (essays, summary of thoughts, blather, tight prose, posts that I'd recommend reading)
For my tuition fees and virtue
$1,000 or more per month
If you consent, I will very much treat this like a sugar daddy relationship for getting a dullard through university largely unscathed

  • All reward tier patrons will gain access to a spasmodically occurring diary (essays, summary of thoughts, blather, tight prose, posts that I'd recommend reading)
I am writing blog pieces about politics, anthropology, art, animals and other things that I'm probably unqualified to talk about (at This Dilapidated World) because it's the only thing that can save us. 

I cherish each and every one of you on this site. Become a patron and feed a starving artist for the "GOOD POSTS" to continue until I'm nothing more than a lobotomised, puss-filled corpse.

Recent posts by Nicholas Preston

Tiers
I'm ten a penny
$2 or more per month
Thank you

  • All reward tier patrons will gain access to a spasmodically occurring diary (essays, summary of thoughts, blather, tight prose, posts that I'd recommend reading)

For the drudgery
$5 or more per month
Although it's almost entirely inactive, you could add me on Facebook my friend

  • All reward tier patrons will gain access to a spasmodically occurring diary (essays, summary of thoughts, blather, tight prose, posts that I'd recommend reading)
For the good shit to continue as I'm broken down into dust
$20 or more per month
I will cite you in a way of your choosing 

  • All reward tier patrons will gain access to a spasmodically occurring diary (essays, summary of thoughts, blather, tight prose, posts that I'd recommend reading)
For the wine
$100 or more per month
All previous perks apply and I'll also send you a book that I'd recommend with some signatory drivel inside 

  • All reward tier patrons will gain access to a spasmodically occurring diary (essays, summary of thoughts, blather, tight prose, posts that I'd recommend reading)
For my tuition fees and virtue
$1,000 or more per month
If you consent, I will very much treat this like a sugar daddy relationship for getting a dullard through university largely unscathed

  • All reward tier patrons will gain access to a spasmodically occurring diary (essays, summary of thoughts, blather, tight prose, posts that I'd recommend reading)