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The Tycoon
Everything stays the same, but now we don tophats and monacles for Diamond Time.
The Personal Space
at $2500, we guarantee that once, per month, Justin and Brian do the show in the same physical location. Whether this means Brian flies to Oakland, or Justin flies to Austin, YOU will get a better, more exciting show, and faster progress towards the next Night Attack album.
Forced Relocation
At $10k, I personally promise you that Justin will move to Austin, we'll build a new studio, and start being funny every weekday.
(Also: I haven't discussed this with Justin yet.)
(Also: I haven't discussed this with Justin yet.)
MC Allergy's RAPOCALYPSE
At 20k per episode, we'll finally be able to fund Bonnie's dream album: MC Allergy's RAPOCALYPSE. A high-concept prog-rock dystopian rap tour-de-force, this album simply cannot be created without this level of funding.
Horseboy's FUNDERLAND
At 30k, we finally can begin construction on our chain of pizzerias, "Horseboy's FUNderland." Featuring signature pizzas like the "horse pop," "lemonade dream," and "triple fistin'," you're sure to have a night you'll never forget, and a belly full of bad pizzas.
The Captain's PRIDE
Ah, 50k per episode... now we can finally get something done. At this level, we're able to christen Captain Morgan's 86th vessel, "The Stinkfinger." We'll celebrate by flying 36 our backers out for a party we'll be too blackout drunk to remember, as the Captain serenades us with his hits, including "Shut up, jerk!" "Fuck you!" and "Maybe I am a liar, but you love to caress gerbils and are going to die alone. Get your hands off of me."
Old John SMOKEYPALOOZA
We'll fly 100 patrons to Chatrealm's finest music festival, featuring the music stylings of Get Set Go, The Possum Posse, Marian Call, The DoubleClicks, Ali Spagnola, and more!
*Please note: Both Old John Smokey and his world-famous spoons are banned from attending SMOKEYPALOOZA.
*Please note: Both Old John Smokey and his world-famous spoons are banned from attending SMOKEYPALOOZA.
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Livin' in Texas / Got three daughters /
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If you have life insurance and you're hooked on the premium! /
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Buy an xbox one the day it comes out, woo! /
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Throw your hands in the air if you have an accountant /
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If you have life insurance and you're hooked on the premium! /
WPR!... WPR!
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Night Attack
For over 5 years, Brian Brushwood and Justin Robert Young have brought you the best of the worst of the internet. From BBLiveshow to NSFW, from live events at DragonCon to Nerdtacular, BB and JRY want nothing more than to make you laugh so hard that you feel guilty and ashamed.
We're everything that's right about the internet being so wrong.
After half a decade, we've decided to take our show independent. If you're a long time fan, nothing's changed except we can now do whatever we want... So, I guess a lot has changed.
There's a new "Night Attack" RSS feed you'll need to sign up for, and of course we're asking for help here on Patreon. The more you support us, the higher a priority we can make Night Attack (and you) in our lives.
Who knows? Night Attack might even become our best-paying and most important gig. That'd be a dream come true, as our full time job would be to make you guys laugh. And that'd be pretty awesome.
