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About No Hugging, No Learning

Helloooo! No Hugging, No Learning is the show about nothing ONE thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Hosts Tim Murphy and Ted Hallowell are going through the show with exactly one fresh pair of eyes, because while Tim has been a lifelong fan for years, Ted has somehow NEVER seen Seinfeld.

How does someone skip over one of the most iconic sitcoms of all time? When we asked Ted this he just replied, "Who are you? Get out of my house!"

After starting in 2018, Tim and Ted are almost through all of Seinfeld, but have come to Patreon to publish exclusive bonus-content, extra episodes and videos. So, if you like bullshit, you're in the right place.

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