Jordan Cobb and No Such Thing Productions are creating Audio Drama Podcasts
19

patrons

$142
per month
WHO I AM:

Hi! I'm Jordan Cobb. I'm a New York based writer and actress, and I've been listening to audio fiction since before I knew how to sit up on my own. Acting settled into my heart sometime around the second grade, and since then writing has nestled its way in there too. My mind is always spinning stories, delving into the wild and the weird, and seeking out what it means, at the end of the day, to be a living breathing, sentient being. I find that there's something in the core of every story that tells me a little more about what it is to be human, to have a heart, to exist... It's why I love to read, to listen, to watch, and more than anything else, why I love to tell stories. You never know what little pieces of yourself you can find pressed between pages...

No Such Thing Productions was created as a way for me to continue to develop and explore all horizons of my work as a creator. There are thousands of new vistas opening up every day, and billions of stories waiting to be told. No Such Thing has been, for me, a way to seek out the new, the dark, the strange, beautiful and unusual, so that I can put it to paper and share those stories with all of you. I am at heart, a storyteller, and your support in all forms allows me to continue sharing strange and beautiful new worlds with you.

WHAT I'M CREATING:

Janus Descending, a limited series, science fiction/horror audio drama podcast, follows the arrival of two xenoarcheologists on a small world orbiting a binary star. But what starts off as an expedition to survey the planet and the remains of a lost alien civilization, turns into a monstrous game of cat and mouse, as the two scientists are left to face the creatures that killed the planet in the first place. Told from two alternating perspectives, Janus Descending is an experience of crossing timelines, as one character describes the nightmare from end to beginning, and the other, from beginning to the end.

Descendants, a 4-part science fiction/action mini-series audio drama podcast, set in the world of Janus Descending. A nightmarish homecoming -- Three days after the wreckage of the Adamantine was found, crashed on the barren plains of the Rosseter Moon Colony, the remains of the missing ship were brought back to Aphelion Industries. But something has survived the crash, and now, it's beginning to spread. As the Gorgons begin their rampage to consume and multiply, Axel, Captain Rori, and the ARC Juno team must fight their way out of the quarantined facilities, and find a way to stay alive... but in doing so, they just might damn their world...
Tiers
No such thing as... Imaginary
$1 or more per month 7 patrons
  • My undying gratitude!!!
  • A handwritten thank you letter
  • A social media shout out
  • Access to our Patron-only Discord channel
  • A quick sneak peak of upcoming episodes
  • A sticker
  • And you'll be listed as a supporter on our website!
No such thing as... Time
$3 or more per month 1 patron
  • One link to your show/material on our website
  • Early access to all future episodes
  • My undying gratitude!!!
  • A handwritten thank you letter
  • A social media shout out
  • Access to our Patron-only Discord channel
  • A quick sneak peak of upcoming episodes
  • A sticker
  • And you'll be listed as a supporter on our website!
No such thing as... Magic
$5 or more per month 4 patrons
  • A glimpse of material that didn't make it into the show
  • A series of Aphelion Industries crew files
  • Access to my "Inside the Writer's Studio" sessions
  • My undying gratitude!!!
  • A handwritten thank you letter
  • A social media shout out
  • Access to our Patron-only Discord channel
  • A quick sneak peak of upcoming episodes
  • A sticker
  • You'll be listed as a supporter on our website
  • One link to your show/material on our website
  • And early access to all future episodes!
Special Stickers!Special Offer • 10 days left
Receive a limited edition Descendants show sticker, and stickers of Peter and Chel!
No such thing as... Impossible
$10 or more per month 2 patrons
  • A monthly personal log from Peter or Chel
  • A copy of the Janus Descending official soundtrack
  • An in-episode shout out!
  • My undying gratitude!!!
  • A handwritten thank you letter
  • A social media shout out
  • Access to our Patron-only Discord channel
  • A quick sneak peak of upcoming episodes
  • A sticker
  • You'll be listed as a supporter on our website
  • One link to your show/material on our website
  • Early access to all future episodes
  • A glimpse of material that didn't make it into the show
  • A series of Aphelion Industries crew files
  • And access to my "Inside the Writer's Studio" sessions!
Special Stickers!Special Offer • 10 days left
Receive a limited edition Descendants show sticker, and stickers of Peter and Chel!
No such thing as... Monsters
$15 or more per month 3 patrons
  • An exclusive poster, mailed twice a year (must be a patron for at least a month to receive this benefit)
  • Access to bloopers and directors commentary
  • A letter home from a character
  • My undying gratitude!!!
  • A handwritten thank you letter
  • A social media shout out
  • Access to our Patron-only Discord channel
  • A quick sneak peak of upcoming episodes
  • A sticker
  • You'll be listed as a supporter on our website
  • One link to your show/material on our website
  • Early access to all future episodes
  • A glimpse of material that didn't make it into the show
  • A series of Aphelion Industries crew files
  • Access to my "Inside the Writer's Studio" sessions
  • A monthly personal log from Peter or Chel
  • A copy of the Janus Descending official soundtrack
  • And an in-episode shout out!
Special Stickers!Special Offer • 10 days left
Receive a limited edition Descendants show sticker, and stickers of Peter and Chel!
No such thing as... Reality
$20 or more per month 0 patrons
  • A 20% year-round discount on TeePublic
  • Our Super Fan Package, mailed twice a year: including an exclusive t-shirt, a handwritten thank you from me, and a piece of mystery writing (you must be a patron for at least two months to receive this benefit)
  • My undying gratitude!!!
  • A handwritten thank you letter
  • A social media shout out
  • Access to our Patron-only Discord channel
  • A quick sneak peak of upcoming episodes
  • A sticker
  • You'll be listed as a supporter on our website
  • One link to your show/material on our website
  • Early access to all future episodes
  • A glimpse of material that didn't make it into the show
  • A series of Aphelion Industries crew files
  • Access to my "Inside the Writer's Studio" sessions
  • A monthly personal log from Peter or Chel
  • A copy of the Janus Descending official soundtrack
  • An in-episode shout out
  • An exclusive poster, mailed twice a year (must be a patron for at least a month to receive this benefit)
  • Access to bloopers and directors commentary
  • And a letter home from a character!
Special Stickers!Special Offer • 10 days left
Receive a limited edition Descendants show sticker, and stickers of Peter and Chel!
No such thing as... Miracles
$30 or more per month 2 patrons
  • I'll name a character after you
  • My undying gratitude!!!
  • A handwritten thank you letter
  • A social media shout out
  • Access to our Patron-only Discord channel
  • A quick sneak peak of upcoming episodes
  • A sticker
  • You'll be listed as a supporter on our website
  • One link to your show/material on our website
  • Early access to all future episodes
  • A glimpse of material that didn't make it into the show
  • A series of Aphelion Industries crew files
  • Access to my "Inside the Writer's Studio" sessions
  • A monthly personal log from Peter or Chel
  • A copy of the Janus Descending official soundtrack
  • An in-episode shout out
  • An exclusive poster, mailed twice a year (must be a patron for at least a month to receive this benefit)
  • Access to bloopers and directors commentary
  • A letter home from a character
  • A 20% year-round discount on TeePublic
  • And our Super Fan Package, mailed twice a year: including an exclusive t-shirt, a handwritten thank you from me, and a piece of mystery writing (you must be a patron for at least two months to receive this benefit)!
Special Stickers!Special Offer • 10 days left
Receive a limited edition Descendants show sticker, and stickers of Peter and Chel!
Goals
$142 of $175 per month
How DID Peter and Chel meet? What happened to Peter on the long trip home? Who were Peter and Chel when the recorders weren't rolling? What was going through their heads?

If we reach $175 a month, I'll write 4 mini episodes set in the world of Janus Descending, and you can find out!
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WHO I AM:

Hi! I'm Jordan Cobb. I'm a New York based writer and actress, and I've been listening to audio fiction since before I knew how to sit up on my own. Acting settled into my heart sometime around the second grade, and since then writing has nestled its way in there too. My mind is always spinning stories, delving into the wild and the weird, and seeking out what it means, at the end of the day, to be a living breathing, sentient being. I find that there's something in the core of every story that tells me a little more about what it is to be human, to have a heart, to exist... It's why I love to read, to listen, to watch, and more than anything else, why I love to tell stories. You never know what little pieces of yourself you can find pressed between pages...

No Such Thing Productions was created as a way for me to continue to develop and explore all horizons of my work as a creator. There are thousands of new vistas opening up every day, and billions of stories waiting to be told. No Such Thing has been, for me, a way to seek out the new, the dark, the strange, beautiful and unusual, so that I can put it to paper and share those stories with all of you. I am at heart, a storyteller, and your support in all forms allows me to continue sharing strange and beautiful new worlds with you.

WHAT I'M CREATING:

Janus Descending, a limited series, science fiction/horror audio drama podcast, follows the arrival of two xenoarcheologists on a small world orbiting a binary star. But what starts off as an expedition to survey the planet and the remains of a lost alien civilization, turns into a monstrous game of cat and mouse, as the two scientists are left to face the creatures that killed the planet in the first place. Told from two alternating perspectives, Janus Descending is an experience of crossing timelines, as one character describes the nightmare from end to beginning, and the other, from beginning to the end.

Descendants, a 4-part science fiction/action mini-series audio drama podcast, set in the world of Janus Descending. A nightmarish homecoming -- Three days after the wreckage of the Adamantine was found, crashed on the barren plains of the Rosseter Moon Colony, the remains of the missing ship were brought back to Aphelion Industries. But something has survived the crash, and now, it's beginning to spread. As the Gorgons begin their rampage to consume and multiply, Axel, Captain Rori, and the ARC Juno team must fight their way out of the quarantined facilities, and find a way to stay alive... but in doing so, they just might damn their world...

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Jordan Cobb and No Such Thing Productions has a Special Offer until February 28th
Tiers
No such thing as... Imaginary
$1 or more per month 7 patrons
  • My undying gratitude!!!
  • A handwritten thank you letter
  • A social media shout out
  • Access to our Patron-only Discord channel
  • A quick sneak peak of upcoming episodes
  • A sticker
  • And you'll be listed as a supporter on our website!
No such thing as... Time
$3 or more per month 1 patron
  • One link to your show/material on our website
  • Early access to all future episodes
  • My undying gratitude!!!
  • A handwritten thank you letter
  • A social media shout out
  • Access to our Patron-only Discord channel
  • A quick sneak peak of upcoming episodes
  • A sticker
  • And you'll be listed as a supporter on our website!
No such thing as... Magic
$5 or more per month 4 patrons
  • A glimpse of material that didn't make it into the show
  • A series of Aphelion Industries crew files
  • Access to my "Inside the Writer's Studio" sessions
  • My undying gratitude!!!
  • A handwritten thank you letter
  • A social media shout out
  • Access to our Patron-only Discord channel
  • A quick sneak peak of upcoming episodes
  • A sticker
  • You'll be listed as a supporter on our website
  • One link to your show/material on our website
  • And early access to all future episodes!
Special Stickers!Special Offer • 10 days left
Receive a limited edition Descendants show sticker, and stickers of Peter and Chel!
No such thing as... Impossible
$10 or more per month 2 patrons
  • A monthly personal log from Peter or Chel
  • A copy of the Janus Descending official soundtrack
  • An in-episode shout out!
  • My undying gratitude!!!
  • A handwritten thank you letter
  • A social media shout out
  • Access to our Patron-only Discord channel
  • A quick sneak peak of upcoming episodes
  • A sticker
  • You'll be listed as a supporter on our website
  • One link to your show/material on our website
  • Early access to all future episodes
  • A glimpse of material that didn't make it into the show
  • A series of Aphelion Industries crew files
  • And access to my "Inside the Writer's Studio" sessions!
Special Stickers!Special Offer • 10 days left
Receive a limited edition Descendants show sticker, and stickers of Peter and Chel!
No such thing as... Monsters
$15 or more per month 3 patrons
  • An exclusive poster, mailed twice a year (must be a patron for at least a month to receive this benefit)
  • Access to bloopers and directors commentary
  • A letter home from a character
  • My undying gratitude!!!
  • A handwritten thank you letter
  • A social media shout out
  • Access to our Patron-only Discord channel
  • A quick sneak peak of upcoming episodes
  • A sticker
  • You'll be listed as a supporter on our website
  • One link to your show/material on our website
  • Early access to all future episodes
  • A glimpse of material that didn't make it into the show
  • A series of Aphelion Industries crew files
  • Access to my "Inside the Writer's Studio" sessions
  • A monthly personal log from Peter or Chel
  • A copy of the Janus Descending official soundtrack
  • And an in-episode shout out!
Special Stickers!Special Offer • 10 days left
Receive a limited edition Descendants show sticker, and stickers of Peter and Chel!
No such thing as... Reality
$20 or more per month 0 patrons
  • A 20% year-round discount on TeePublic
  • Our Super Fan Package, mailed twice a year: including an exclusive t-shirt, a handwritten thank you from me, and a piece of mystery writing (you must be a patron for at least two months to receive this benefit)
  • My undying gratitude!!!
  • A handwritten thank you letter
  • A social media shout out
  • Access to our Patron-only Discord channel
  • A quick sneak peak of upcoming episodes
  • A sticker
  • You'll be listed as a supporter on our website
  • One link to your show/material on our website
  • Early access to all future episodes
  • A glimpse of material that didn't make it into the show
  • A series of Aphelion Industries crew files
  • Access to my "Inside the Writer's Studio" sessions
  • A monthly personal log from Peter or Chel
  • A copy of the Janus Descending official soundtrack
  • An in-episode shout out
  • An exclusive poster, mailed twice a year (must be a patron for at least a month to receive this benefit)
  • Access to bloopers and directors commentary
  • And a letter home from a character!
Special Stickers!Special Offer • 10 days left
Receive a limited edition Descendants show sticker, and stickers of Peter and Chel!
No such thing as... Miracles
$30 or more per month 2 patrons
  • I'll name a character after you
  • My undying gratitude!!!
  • A handwritten thank you letter
  • A social media shout out
  • Access to our Patron-only Discord channel
  • A quick sneak peak of upcoming episodes
  • A sticker
  • You'll be listed as a supporter on our website
  • One link to your show/material on our website
  • Early access to all future episodes
  • A glimpse of material that didn't make it into the show
  • A series of Aphelion Industries crew files
  • Access to my "Inside the Writer's Studio" sessions
  • A monthly personal log from Peter or Chel
  • A copy of the Janus Descending official soundtrack
  • An in-episode shout out
  • An exclusive poster, mailed twice a year (must be a patron for at least a month to receive this benefit)
  • Access to bloopers and directors commentary
  • A letter home from a character
  • A 20% year-round discount on TeePublic
  • And our Super Fan Package, mailed twice a year: including an exclusive t-shirt, a handwritten thank you from me, and a piece of mystery writing (you must be a patron for at least two months to receive this benefit)!
Special Stickers!Special Offer • 10 days left
Receive a limited edition Descendants show sticker, and stickers of Peter and Chel!