Rob Schultz is creating things you get in the mail!
7

patrons

$24
per month
WHO ARE YOU?
My name's Rob, I'm a video editor and animator with credits on feature films, cable TV, and lots of commercials and webthings. Stuff I made has racked up millions of hits and loads of crowdfunded cash for other people.

I'm also a comedian who has performed stand-up from coast-to-coast and at comedy festivals of varying fanciness, produces more than a hundred live comedy shows a year in Los Angeles, created an early scripted sketch comedy podcast, and spent a little bit of time doing some improv. 

So naturally, I want to create physical objects and mail them to you.

WAIT, WHAT?
Most of what I create is digital, but there's something just so satisfying about turning files into physical objects. Designing posters, DVD boxes, or little chapbooks and then seeing them in the real world: it's great! 

WHAT IS A CHAPBOOK?
It's a fancy word for a zine, I think. I've decided the difference is that a zine is a grab-bag of content, and a chapbook is pretty much just one thing. One story, roughly 1000 words, and maybe a nice picture on the cover (which is like getting a second 1000 words for free!).

SO IT'S BOOKS?
For now, yeah! Limited edition little books. Maybe there will be other stuff too. I have a poster series I want to do. I have a lot of big ideas. But I'm starting with little books you've got time to read.

AND WHY SHOULD I BE YOUR PATRON?
Because you want to get something good in the mail for a change! 

Look, I could make these books and press them into the hands of polite acquaintances. I could put them on car windshields in my neighborhood. Or I could print a few dozen copies and throw them in the trash myself. Or maybe...

I can use Patreon to get cool projects into the hands of people that want them!


HEY! LOOK OUT!
• If you're outside the U.S., please add more money so that I'm not ruined by shipping tiny amounts of paper.
• Until Patreon lets me use the pay-as-you-enter feature so that I can go monthly without screwing over new subscribers, books will be mailed towards the end of each month.
Tiers
One Not Art, Please!
$3 or more per month 4 of 25 patrons
  • One numbered copy of my chapbook series, NOT ART, will arrive at your door each month!

Eccentric Millionaire
$5 or more per month 3 of 21 patrons
  • One numbered copy of my chapbook series, NOT ART, will arrive at your door each month!
  • You get dibs on a number of your choice in each edition. (For example, 17/50. First come first served)
Collector of... Anticipation
$6 or more per month 0 of 5 patrons
  • One numbered copy of my chapbook series, NOT ART, will arrive at your door each month.
  • No matter when you subscribe, you will start at ISSUE ONE, and receive one new issue each month, you will *never* catch up. 
  • The longer you wait, the farther back you will be, in TIME ITSELF, from every other reader.
Cinephile
$25 or more per month 0 of 3 patrons
  • One numbered copy of my chapbook series, NOT ART, will arrive at your door each month!
  • You get dibs on a number of your choice in each edition. (For example, 42/50. First come first served)
  • Each month, you will also receive one DVD featuring some kind of film, television show, or weirdo art project that I worked on. In most cases, my name will be in the credits, proving I really did work on that thing! (Quality of films, tv shows, and weirdo projects **not** guaranteed.)
Money is no object. Also, objects are no object. (eBook edition)
$26 or more per month 0 patrons
  • One ebook copy of my chapbook series, NOT ART, will be delivered to you electronically each month!
  • One physical, hand-numbered copy of my chapbook series, NOT ART, will be destroyed before it enters circulation.
Sorry I'm Late!
$30 or more per month 0 of 5 patrons
  • One numbered copy of my chapbook series, NOT ART, will arrive at your door each month!
  • As a special one-time reward, your first mailing will include a copy of each of the previous five issues that you missed.
  • It's okay for you to downgrade your subscription after the first mailing arrives. 
Goals
$24 of $25 per month
I will mail Ric Rosario a postcard with a personalized message each month, when I send out the other rewards. Ric is the friendliest guy I know, and I think this will really make his day.

He's also a stellar improviser, and you could do worse than hiring him to coach your team or practice group. 
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WHO ARE YOU?
My name's Rob, I'm a video editor and animator with credits on feature films, cable TV, and lots of commercials and webthings. Stuff I made has racked up millions of hits and loads of crowdfunded cash for other people.

I'm also a comedian who has performed stand-up from coast-to-coast and at comedy festivals of varying fanciness, produces more than a hundred live comedy shows a year in Los Angeles, created an early scripted sketch comedy podcast, and spent a little bit of time doing some improv. 

So naturally, I want to create physical objects and mail them to you.

WAIT, WHAT?
Most of what I create is digital, but there's something just so satisfying about turning files into physical objects. Designing posters, DVD boxes, or little chapbooks and then seeing them in the real world: it's great! 

WHAT IS A CHAPBOOK?
It's a fancy word for a zine, I think. I've decided the difference is that a zine is a grab-bag of content, and a chapbook is pretty much just one thing. One story, roughly 1000 words, and maybe a nice picture on the cover (which is like getting a second 1000 words for free!).

SO IT'S BOOKS?
For now, yeah! Limited edition little books. Maybe there will be other stuff too. I have a poster series I want to do. I have a lot of big ideas. But I'm starting with little books you've got time to read.

AND WHY SHOULD I BE YOUR PATRON?
Because you want to get something good in the mail for a change! 

Look, I could make these books and press them into the hands of polite acquaintances. I could put them on car windshields in my neighborhood. Or I could print a few dozen copies and throw them in the trash myself. Or maybe...

I can use Patreon to get cool projects into the hands of people that want them!


HEY! LOOK OUT!
• If you're outside the U.S., please add more money so that I'm not ruined by shipping tiny amounts of paper.
• Until Patreon lets me use the pay-as-you-enter feature so that I can go monthly without screwing over new subscribers, books will be mailed towards the end of each month.

Recent posts by Rob Schultz

Tiers
One Not Art, Please!
$3 or more per month 4 of 25 patrons
  • One numbered copy of my chapbook series, NOT ART, will arrive at your door each month!

Eccentric Millionaire
$5 or more per month 3 of 21 patrons
  • One numbered copy of my chapbook series, NOT ART, will arrive at your door each month!
  • You get dibs on a number of your choice in each edition. (For example, 17/50. First come first served)
Collector of... Anticipation
$6 or more per month 0 of 5 patrons
  • One numbered copy of my chapbook series, NOT ART, will arrive at your door each month.
  • No matter when you subscribe, you will start at ISSUE ONE, and receive one new issue each month, you will *never* catch up. 
  • The longer you wait, the farther back you will be, in TIME ITSELF, from every other reader.
Cinephile
$25 or more per month 0 of 3 patrons
  • One numbered copy of my chapbook series, NOT ART, will arrive at your door each month!
  • You get dibs on a number of your choice in each edition. (For example, 42/50. First come first served)
  • Each month, you will also receive one DVD featuring some kind of film, television show, or weirdo art project that I worked on. In most cases, my name will be in the credits, proving I really did work on that thing! (Quality of films, tv shows, and weirdo projects **not** guaranteed.)
Money is no object. Also, objects are no object. (eBook edition)
$26 or more per month 0 patrons
  • One ebook copy of my chapbook series, NOT ART, will be delivered to you electronically each month!
  • One physical, hand-numbered copy of my chapbook series, NOT ART, will be destroyed before it enters circulation.
Sorry I'm Late!
$30 or more per month 0 of 5 patrons
  • One numbered copy of my chapbook series, NOT ART, will arrive at your door each month!
  • As a special one-time reward, your first mailing will include a copy of each of the previous five issues that you missed.
  • It's okay for you to downgrade your subscription after the first mailing arrives.