Rob Schultz is creating things you get in the mail!
7

patrons

$24
per month
WHO ARE YOU?
My name's Rob, I'm a video editor and animator with credits on feature films, cable TV, and lots of commercials and webthings. Stuff I've made has racked up millions of hits and loads of crowdfunded cash for other people.

I'm also a comedian who has performed stand-up from coast-to-coast and at comedy festivals of varying fanciness, produces more than a hundred live comedy shows a year in Los Angeles, created an early scripted sketch comedy podcast which has been recently reborn, and spent a little bit of time doing some improv. 

So naturally, I want to create physical objects and mail them to you.

WAIT, WHAT?
Most of what I create is digital, but there's something just so satisfying about turning files into physical objects. Designing posters, DVD boxes, or little chapbooks and then seeing them in the real world: it's great! 

WHAT IS A CHAPBOOK?
It's a fancy word for a zine, I think. I've decided the difference is that a zine is a grab-bag of content, and a chapbook is pretty much just one thing. One story, roughly 1000 words, and maybe a nice picture on the cover (which is like getting a second 1000 words for free!).

SO IT'S BOOKS?
For now, yeah! Limited edition little books. Maybe there will be other stuff too. I have a poster series I want to do. I have a lot of big ideas. But I'm starting with little books you've got time to read.

AND WHY SHOULD I BE YOUR PATRON?
Because you want to get something good in the mail for a change! 

Look, I could make these books and press them into the hands of polite acquaintances. I could put them on car windshields in my neighborhood. Or I could print a few dozen copies and throw them in the trash myself. Or maybe...

I can use Patreon to get cool projects into the hands of people that want them!

(Looking for a specific back issue? I have a small number of most issues available (edition numbers not guaranteed) over on my 
normal website.)
Tiers
One Not Art, Please!
$3 or more per month 4 of 25 patrons
  • One numbered copy of my chapbook series, NOT ART, will arrive at your door each month!

Includes Discord rewards
Eccentric Millionaire
$5 or more per month 3 of 21 patrons
  • One numbered copy of my chapbook series, NOT ART, will arrive at your door each month!
  • You get dibs on a number of your choice in each edition. (For example, 17/50. First come first served)
Includes Discord rewards
The Penpal Experience
$6 or more per month 0 of 5 patrons
  • One numbered copy of my chapbook series, NOT ART, will arrive at your door each month.
  • No matter when you subscribe, you will start at ISSUE ONE, and receive one new issue each month, you will *never* catch up. 
  • The longer you wait, the farther back you will be, in TIME ITSELF, from every other reader.
Includes Discord rewards
Cinephile
$25 or more per month 0 of 3 patrons
  • One numbered copy of my chapbook series, NOT ART, will arrive at your door each month!
  • You get dibs on a number of your choice in each edition. (For example, 42/50. First come first served)
  • Each month, you will also receive one DVD featuring some kind of film, television show, or weirdo art project that I worked on. In most cases, my name will be in the credits, proving I really did work on that thing! (Quality of films, tv shows, and weirdo projects **not** guaranteed.)
Money is no object. Also, objects are no object. (eBook edition)
$26 or more per month 0 patrons
  • One ebook copy of my chapbook series, NOT ART, will be delivered to you electronically each month!
  • One physical, hand-numbered copy of my chapbook series, NOT ART, will be destroyed before it enters circulation.
Goals
$24 of $25 per month
I will mail Ric Rosario a postcard with a personalized message each month, when I send out the other rewards. Ric is the friendliest guy I know, and I think this will really make his day.

He's also a stellar improviser, and you could do worse than hiring him to coach your team or practice group. 
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WHO ARE YOU?
My name's Rob, I'm a video editor and animator with credits on feature films, cable TV, and lots of commercials and webthings. Stuff I've made has racked up millions of hits and loads of crowdfunded cash for other people.

I'm also a comedian who has performed stand-up from coast-to-coast and at comedy festivals of varying fanciness, produces more than a hundred live comedy shows a year in Los Angeles, created an early scripted sketch comedy podcast which has been recently reborn, and spent a little bit of time doing some improv. 

So naturally, I want to create physical objects and mail them to you.

WAIT, WHAT?
Most of what I create is digital, but there's something just so satisfying about turning files into physical objects. Designing posters, DVD boxes, or little chapbooks and then seeing them in the real world: it's great! 

WHAT IS A CHAPBOOK?
It's a fancy word for a zine, I think. I've decided the difference is that a zine is a grab-bag of content, and a chapbook is pretty much just one thing. One story, roughly 1000 words, and maybe a nice picture on the cover (which is like getting a second 1000 words for free!).

SO IT'S BOOKS?
For now, yeah! Limited edition little books. Maybe there will be other stuff too. I have a poster series I want to do. I have a lot of big ideas. But I'm starting with little books you've got time to read.

AND WHY SHOULD I BE YOUR PATRON?
Because you want to get something good in the mail for a change! 

Look, I could make these books and press them into the hands of polite acquaintances. I could put them on car windshields in my neighborhood. Or I could print a few dozen copies and throw them in the trash myself. Or maybe...

I can use Patreon to get cool projects into the hands of people that want them!

(Looking for a specific back issue? I have a small number of most issues available (edition numbers not guaranteed) over on my 
normal website.)

Recent posts by Rob Schultz

Tiers
One Not Art, Please!
$3 or more per month 4 of 25 patrons
  • One numbered copy of my chapbook series, NOT ART, will arrive at your door each month!

Includes Discord rewards
Eccentric Millionaire
$5 or more per month 3 of 21 patrons
  • One numbered copy of my chapbook series, NOT ART, will arrive at your door each month!
  • You get dibs on a number of your choice in each edition. (For example, 17/50. First come first served)
Includes Discord rewards
The Penpal Experience
$6 or more per month 0 of 5 patrons
  • One numbered copy of my chapbook series, NOT ART, will arrive at your door each month.
  • No matter when you subscribe, you will start at ISSUE ONE, and receive one new issue each month, you will *never* catch up. 
  • The longer you wait, the farther back you will be, in TIME ITSELF, from every other reader.
Includes Discord rewards
Cinephile
$25 or more per month 0 of 3 patrons
  • One numbered copy of my chapbook series, NOT ART, will arrive at your door each month!
  • You get dibs on a number of your choice in each edition. (For example, 42/50. First come first served)
  • Each month, you will also receive one DVD featuring some kind of film, television show, or weirdo art project that I worked on. In most cases, my name will be in the credits, proving I really did work on that thing! (Quality of films, tv shows, and weirdo projects **not** guaranteed.)
Money is no object. Also, objects are no object. (eBook edition)
$26 or more per month 0 patrons
  • One ebook copy of my chapbook series, NOT ART, will be delivered to you electronically each month!
  • One physical, hand-numbered copy of my chapbook series, NOT ART, will be destroyed before it enters circulation.