Rob Schultz

is creating things you get in the mail!

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One Not Art, Please!

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  • One numbered copy of my chapbook series, NOT ART, will arrive at your door each month!

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Eccentric Millionaire

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  • One numbered copy of my chapbook series, NOT ART, will arrive at your door each month!
  • You get dibs on a number of your choice in each edition. (For example, 17/50. First come first served)
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The Penpal Experience

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  • One numbered copy of my chapbook series, NOT ART, will arrive at your door each month.
  • No matter when you subscribe, you will start at ISSUE ONE, and receive one new issue each month, you will *never* catch up. 
  • The longer you wait, the farther back you will be, in TIME ITSELF, from every other reader.
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About Rob Schultz

WHO ARE YOU?
My name's Rob, I'm a video editor and animator with credits on feature films, cable TV, and lots of commercials and webthings. Stuff I've made has racked up millions of hits and loads of crowdfunded cash for other people.

I'm also a comedian who has performed stand-up from coast-to-coast and at comedy festivals of varying fanciness, produces more than a hundred live comedy shows a year in Los Angeles, created an early scripted sci-fi comedy podcast, and even spent a little bit of time doing some improv. 

So naturally, I want to create physical objects and mail them to you.

WAIT, WHAT?
Most of what I create is digital, but there's something satisfying about turning files into physical objects. Designing posters, DVD boxes, stickers, or little zines and chapbooks and then seeing them in the real world: it's great! 

WHAT IS A CHAPBOOK?
It's a fancy word for a zine, I think. I've decided the difference is that a zine is a grab-bag of content, and a chapbook is pretty much just one thing. One story, roughly 1000 words, and maybe a nice picture on the cover (which is like getting a second 1000 words for free!).

SO IT'S BOOKS?
So far, yeah! Limited edition little books. Maybe there will be other stuff too. I have a poster series I want to do. I have a lot of big ideas. 

AND WHY SHOULD I BE YOUR PATRON?
Because you want to get something good in the mail for a change! 

(Looking for a specific back issue? I have a small number of most issues available (edition numbers not guaranteed) over on my normal website.)
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$31.66 of $100 per month
This goal used to say that I would call my pal Asterios every month while I was mailing out your stuff. Asterios seems pretty busy though. Maybe we should do something else instead? It seems like I shouldn't promise TOO much - this project already doesn't make any sense. How about, when this goal is reached, I will start a patrons-only fight club? I'm open to better ideas.
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