Nothing Ever Happens in Canada

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Most people think Nothing Ever Happens in Canada but this simply is not true. This is a Canadian podcast, looking to explore the myths, legends and just truly good old tales Canada has to tell. Join the Crew of your choice and find surprise "treasures", stumble upon ghost stories, chase UFO's, travel around the world or reward yourself with the Golden Maple Syrup Status, that's hard to beat here in Canada.  

Tiers
The Lost Lemon Mine Crew
$1 or more per month

The adventure that started them all!  

I thank you so much for coming along on each adventure and now you're a part of the crew! 

Watch for the odd "treasure" to pop up now and again as you're off hunting for gold! 


The Lost Lemon Mine Crew for being such a valued member of the crew!

  • EARLY access to all regular show content
  • A spot on the Crew Members Hall of Fame on our web page, (nothingcanada.com) 
  • a shout out once a month on the show  
  • The odd "treasure" will pop up now and again, things such as small bloopers, polls for up coming episodes and other small gems. 
  • Also my absolute gratitude for your support!!! 

Monthly benefit 

The Haunted Crew
$3 or more per month

You're the spooky loving bunch that follows me around, chasing all things haunted, all over Canada.  

With your help we will be able to discover even MORE, haunted places, ghost stories and the paranormal.  

We need experts like you, so these spooky stories don't get lost in history.  


The Haunted Crew 

  • membership to The Lost Lemon Mine Crew and The Cryptid Crew with all the perks.  -  That's 2 BONUS shows a month! 


  • Once a month receive a BONUS mini episode of a haunted story from Canada.

Monthly benefit 

The Cryptid Crew
$3 or more per month

You're the cryptid loving bunch that follows me around, searching for all things creepy and weird across Canada.  

With your help we will be able to discover even MORE, cryptid habitats , cyptid sightings and the unknown.  

We need experts like you, so these cryptid sightings don't get lost in history.  


The Cryptid Crew 

  • membership to The Lost Lemon Mine Crew , The Haunted Crew and all  the perks.  -  That's 2 BONUS shows a month! 


  • Once a month receive a BONUS mini episode of a Cryptid story from Canada.

Monthly benefit 

The UFO Crew
$5 or more per month

You're the peeps that are out of this world!!  

You leave no stone unturned when it comes to searching for what's lurking just outside our comfort zone.  

We need researchers like you on this crew to gather more information about what is really flying around our skies or even hiding in our waters! 


The UFO Crew 

  • membership to The Lost Lemon Mine Crew and The Haunted Crew, The Cryptid Crew , along with all perks.  -  That's 3 BONUS shows a month! 

Monthly benefit

  •  For your generosity, a thank you note, with a Canadian Girl sticker and UFO Crew pin.

One-time benefit 

  • To help with some of that extra curiosity, a BONUS medium episode once a month exclusively looking at all things UFO in Canada.

Monthly benefit 

The Canadian Girl Crew
$10 or more per month

This crew is known for going on top secret adventures and that are most often out of the country!!!  

Still looking at tales with some kind of Canadian connection.  

This crew requires scientists, historians, archaeologists, paleontologists and more! 

Bring your Passport, research materials and a travel bag. 

The Canadian Girl Crew is off to discover the Canadian world! 


The Canadian Girl Crew 

  • membership to The Lost Lemon Mine Crew, The Haunted Crew, The Cryptid Crew and The UFO Crew , along with all perks.  - That's 4 BONUS shows a month!

Monthly benefit 

  • access to one FULL BONUS episode a month, with opportunities once and while to vote which country to head to next.

Monthly benefit 

  • Surprise exclusive gifts sent by mail when available. - One is available NOW! 



The Maple Syrup Crew Leader
$25 or more per month

For your heart of gold, you get to claim the Golden Status that comes with The Maple Syrup Crew Leader.  

Your investment and commitment allows this shows to grow and research so MUCH MORE than we could ever imagine! 

The Maple Syrup Crew Leader gets recognition on EVERY full length episode as the show's Crew Leader and their CHOICE of Show Topic (must be Canadian related, one time benefit)

being that you're an expert in all things like Canadian History, Science, Paranormal, Archaeology, Paleontology and more. You're now a part of the most elite adventure crew in the Canadian Podcast World,  

So go out there and start telling everyone, that this shows the GREATEST choose your adventure podcast, thanks to you and all that you do!!! 


The Maple Syrup Crew Leader - Golden Status 


  •  ALL Crew Memberships perks. - That's 4 BONUS shows a month! 

Monthly benefit  


  •  gets recognition on  EVERY single full length episode as the show's Crew Leader 

Monthly benefit 


  •   CHOICE of Show Topic (must be Canadian related)

one time benefit 


  • Exclusive gifts when available.  


  • Current FREE GIFT AVAILABLE NOW an EXCLUSIVE MAPLE SYRUP CREW

"What the Maple Syrup!?" T-Shirt!!!


Goals
7 of 10 patrons
To grow a community that loves to adventure all over Canada and beyond.
Discovering stories less often told. 
These kind of stories are most likely to be found by reaching out to those who are also interested in the same kind of adventures.
 
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Most people think Nothing Ever Happens in Canada but this simply is not true. This is a Canadian podcast, looking to explore the myths, legends and just truly good old tales Canada has to tell. Join the Crew of your choice and find surprise "treasures", stumble upon ghost stories, chase UFO's, travel around the world or reward yourself with the Golden Maple Syrup Status, that's hard to beat here in Canada.  

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Tiers
The Lost Lemon Mine Crew
$1 or more per month

The adventure that started them all!  

I thank you so much for coming along on each adventure and now you're a part of the crew! 

Watch for the odd "treasure" to pop up now and again as you're off hunting for gold! 


The Lost Lemon Mine Crew for being such a valued member of the crew!

  • EARLY access to all regular show content
  • A spot on the Crew Members Hall of Fame on our web page, (nothingcanada.com) 
  • a shout out once a month on the show  
  • The odd "treasure" will pop up now and again, things such as small bloopers, polls for up coming episodes and other small gems. 
  • Also my absolute gratitude for your support!!! 

Monthly benefit 

The Haunted Crew
$3 or more per month

You're the spooky loving bunch that follows me around, chasing all things haunted, all over Canada.  

With your help we will be able to discover even MORE, haunted places, ghost stories and the paranormal.  

We need experts like you, so these spooky stories don't get lost in history.  


The Haunted Crew 

  • membership to The Lost Lemon Mine Crew and The Cryptid Crew with all the perks.  -  That's 2 BONUS shows a month! 


  • Once a month receive a BONUS mini episode of a haunted story from Canada.

Monthly benefit 

The Cryptid Crew
$3 or more per month

You're the cryptid loving bunch that follows me around, searching for all things creepy and weird across Canada.  

With your help we will be able to discover even MORE, cryptid habitats , cyptid sightings and the unknown.  

We need experts like you, so these cryptid sightings don't get lost in history.  


The Cryptid Crew 

  • membership to The Lost Lemon Mine Crew , The Haunted Crew and all  the perks.  -  That's 2 BONUS shows a month! 


  • Once a month receive a BONUS mini episode of a Cryptid story from Canada.

Monthly benefit 

The UFO Crew
$5 or more per month

You're the peeps that are out of this world!!  

You leave no stone unturned when it comes to searching for what's lurking just outside our comfort zone.  

We need researchers like you on this crew to gather more information about what is really flying around our skies or even hiding in our waters! 


The UFO Crew 

  • membership to The Lost Lemon Mine Crew and The Haunted Crew, The Cryptid Crew , along with all perks.  -  That's 3 BONUS shows a month! 

Monthly benefit

  •  For your generosity, a thank you note, with a Canadian Girl sticker and UFO Crew pin.

One-time benefit 

  • To help with some of that extra curiosity, a BONUS medium episode once a month exclusively looking at all things UFO in Canada.

Monthly benefit 

The Canadian Girl Crew
$10 or more per month

This crew is known for going on top secret adventures and that are most often out of the country!!!  

Still looking at tales with some kind of Canadian connection.  

This crew requires scientists, historians, archaeologists, paleontologists and more! 

Bring your Passport, research materials and a travel bag. 

The Canadian Girl Crew is off to discover the Canadian world! 


The Canadian Girl Crew 

  • membership to The Lost Lemon Mine Crew, The Haunted Crew, The Cryptid Crew and The UFO Crew , along with all perks.  - That's 4 BONUS shows a month!

Monthly benefit 

  • access to one FULL BONUS episode a month, with opportunities once and while to vote which country to head to next.

Monthly benefit 

  • Surprise exclusive gifts sent by mail when available. - One is available NOW! 



The Maple Syrup Crew Leader
$25 or more per month

For your heart of gold, you get to claim the Golden Status that comes with The Maple Syrup Crew Leader.  

Your investment and commitment allows this shows to grow and research so MUCH MORE than we could ever imagine! 

The Maple Syrup Crew Leader gets recognition on EVERY full length episode as the show's Crew Leader and their CHOICE of Show Topic (must be Canadian related, one time benefit)

being that you're an expert in all things like Canadian History, Science, Paranormal, Archaeology, Paleontology and more. You're now a part of the most elite adventure crew in the Canadian Podcast World,  

So go out there and start telling everyone, that this shows the GREATEST choose your adventure podcast, thanks to you and all that you do!!! 


The Maple Syrup Crew Leader - Golden Status 


  •  ALL Crew Memberships perks. - That's 4 BONUS shows a month! 

Monthly benefit  


  •  gets recognition on  EVERY single full length episode as the show's Crew Leader 

Monthly benefit 


  •   CHOICE of Show Topic (must be Canadian related)

one time benefit 


  • Exclusive gifts when available.  


  • Current FREE GIFT AVAILABLE NOW an EXCLUSIVE MAPLE SYRUP CREW

"What the Maple Syrup!?" T-Shirt!!!