Not Safe For Life Productions is creating Not Safe For Life Material
9

patrons

$20
per month
Forget all the pretenders: this is the Mecca for offensive comedy. We are a collaborative alliance with members from some of the best and worst offensive comedy podcasts: Who's Right podcast, Blunt Mommy podcast, Team Alme Productions & Man Brain podcast. Sign up to gain access to exclusive offensive comedy content that you won't find anywhere else. We even offer a 1 month satisfaction guarantee.
Tiers
Foot Worshippers
$1 or more per month

Worship our feet 

- gain access to exclusive content

- we'll mail you some stickers

- we'll mail you some Spunklube samples (subject to availability)

- show mention

Armpit Worshippers
$5 or more per month

Worship our armpits 

- gain access to exclusive content

- we'll send you some stickers 

- we'll mail you some Spunklube samples (subject to availability)

- gain access to our NSFL Creators' Chatroom

- show mentions

- other benefits may be bestowed upon you at our discretion

Whole body Worshippers
$15,000 or more per month

Worship our whole bodies

- gain access to everything. yes everything

- executive producer credit

- final decision on hosts and topics and humiliation stunts

- Blunt Mommy will quit drinking & be celibate for each month you stay subscribed

- We'll fly you to New Hampshire to be entertained by Jason and cunt's wife and cunt will cook you duck and bake you a bukkacake. (Jason's preferred gender pronouns are cunt/cunt/cunt. Please respect his self-identity)

- Dave's disabled wife will be able to get world class medical treatment they can't currently afford

- Anthony will publish a music track each month you stay subscribed

- Doug will diet and exercise for each month you stay subscribed

Goals
9 of 10 patrons
When we reach 10 Patrons, we'll release a special group episode roasting all our Patrons and a bunch of other podcasters as well.
1 of 1
Forget all the pretenders: this is the Mecca for offensive comedy. We are a collaborative alliance with members from some of the best and worst offensive comedy podcasts: Who's Right podcast, Blunt Mommy podcast, Team Alme Productions & Man Brain podcast. Sign up to gain access to exclusive offensive comedy content that you won't find anywhere else. We even offer a 1 month satisfaction guarantee.

Recent posts by Not Safe For Life Productions

Tiers
Foot Worshippers
$1 or more per month

Worship our feet 

- gain access to exclusive content

- we'll mail you some stickers

- we'll mail you some Spunklube samples (subject to availability)

- show mention

Armpit Worshippers
$5 or more per month

Worship our armpits 

- gain access to exclusive content

- we'll send you some stickers 

- we'll mail you some Spunklube samples (subject to availability)

- gain access to our NSFL Creators' Chatroom

- show mentions

- other benefits may be bestowed upon you at our discretion

Whole body Worshippers
$15,000 or more per month

Worship our whole bodies

- gain access to everything. yes everything

- executive producer credit

- final decision on hosts and topics and humiliation stunts

- Blunt Mommy will quit drinking & be celibate for each month you stay subscribed

- We'll fly you to New Hampshire to be entertained by Jason and cunt's wife and cunt will cook you duck and bake you a bukkacake. (Jason's preferred gender pronouns are cunt/cunt/cunt. Please respect his self-identity)

- Dave's disabled wife will be able to get world class medical treatment they can't currently afford

- Anthony will publish a music track each month you stay subscribed

- Doug will diet and exercise for each month you stay subscribed