North Shore Sea Lion are creating the news, and nothing but the news.
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The North Shore Sea Lion was founded in 1626 shortly after Salem was settled by a band of fishermen led by Roger Conant. The founder, John Johnnerson, established the newspaper after going on a bender that consisted of hard alcohol and apples. From there, the paper just kinda' stuck around because, man, that was a hell of a thing. Ever see a man just go hard eating apples and drinking? Strange as hell.

The original newspaper title, "The 'You're Not Going To Believe Me' Courant" was changed to "The Why Are We Still Doing This Patriot" in 1845 after a failed "re-name our paper" contest. The current title, "The North Shore Sea Lion" was selected in 1967 because some dude in California bought us out and we didn't have the heart to tell him that the name was weird. We now focus strictly on the local news other publications don't publish. Because why not.

We've been asked many times by folks how they can support us. Honestly, we're just happy that you're reading our articles and sharing them with your friends. And, if you didn't know, we also sell mugs! We intentionally cut the commission down on the mugs because we didn't feel a need to jack up the price on something like that, and we're a lot more satisfied knowing you got something for a good price and like it as opposed to us raking in cash hand-over-fist.

But, you all still asked us for ways to support us, so here's a Patreon page. It's a way to give any amount monthly to us. Honestly, we don't even deserve pocket change, so we set up one single tier on here with fun stuff, but otherwise anything is above and beyond our expectations. Seriously, we get more joy out of sharing fun stuff with you all than anything else. If you enjoy what we do, then we're smitten. But, since you asked, here's a way to give us some coffee money.

Thank you for reading, and thank you for supporting us just by looking at our stuff. Seriously.
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You've given us more money than we deserve. Honestly. Thank you from the bottom of our hearts.
The North Shore Sea Lion was founded in 1626 shortly after Salem was settled by a band of fishermen led by Roger Conant. The founder, John Johnnerson, established the newspaper after going on a bender that consisted of hard alcohol and apples. From there, the paper just kinda' stuck around because, man, that was a hell of a thing. Ever see a man just go hard eating apples and drinking? Strange as hell.

The original newspaper title, "The 'You're Not Going To Believe Me' Courant" was changed to "The Why Are We Still Doing This Patriot" in 1845 after a failed "re-name our paper" contest. The current title, "The North Shore Sea Lion" was selected in 1967 because some dude in California bought us out and we didn't have the heart to tell him that the name was weird. We now focus strictly on the local news other publications don't publish. Because why not.

We've been asked many times by folks how they can support us. Honestly, we're just happy that you're reading our articles and sharing them with your friends. And, if you didn't know, we also sell mugs! We intentionally cut the commission down on the mugs because we didn't feel a need to jack up the price on something like that, and we're a lot more satisfied knowing you got something for a good price and like it as opposed to us raking in cash hand-over-fist.

But, you all still asked us for ways to support us, so here's a Patreon page. It's a way to give any amount monthly to us. Honestly, we don't even deserve pocket change, so we set up one single tier on here with fun stuff, but otherwise anything is above and beyond our expectations. Seriously, we get more joy out of sharing fun stuff with you all than anything else. If you enjoy what we do, then we're smitten. But, since you asked, here's a way to give us some coffee money.

Thank you for reading, and thank you for supporting us just by looking at our stuff. Seriously.

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You've given us more money than we deserve. Honestly. Thank you from the bottom of our hearts.