NZSA

is creating a community funded public Minecraft server.

16

patrons

Welcome!

The New Zealand Shitposting Administration, in association with @hump_hunters and Beta Male Hangout Arena, brings you the official NZSA Minecraft Server!
Enjoy the classic Minecraft Multiplayer experience with a great community, consisting of only the most sexy shitpost connoisseurs.

Join the growing community - Now with over 240 unique members!

Our aim is to keep both the rules and atmosphere of this server as casual and friendly as possible! The server currently costs us $30 (~$44NZD) per month, by contributing to our Patreon you are helping us keep the server online. Donations are not compulsory in order to play however are greatly appreciated. Patrons will receive in-game rewards as a thank you from the team, listed below.

Rewards:

  • A coloured name in-game so people can tell that they're in the midst of a legend.
  • Multiple /sethome locations!
  • Access to hectic commands like /hat, /workbench, /enderchest and more!
  • Access to a secret VIP chatroom on discord shhhhhh.
  • My love and affection x
  • More coming soon!

these rewards are only available to active patrons!

(you will only get to enjoy these rewards only while you are a current patron).
Aside from these small bonuses for our patron friends, we are keeping the server as close to the classic Minecraft experience as possible, so we will be keeping custom plugins to a minimum.

If you decide to contribute, please read below!
Please link your Discord and Patreon accounts.
This can be done through Patreon under My Profile Settings > Apps > Discord.
Once you are a VIP in our discord, drop us your Minecraft name in the VIP chat. This is how we keep track of who you are across Minecraft and Discord so we can provide the rewards you deserve on each platform!
Note: This system does not work with custom pledges! please contribute through the VIP tier ($1 minimum, pay what you want!)


  • The server IP is as follows: nzsa.xyz
  • If you wish to join the NZSA Discord server, click here.

FAQ:

Do I need to contribute to be allowed on the server?
No, but we'd appreciate it if you could chuck our little project a dollar when possible. <3

What happens with excess donations?
Excess donations are funds that exceed the amount that we deem necessary to cover both the cost of hosting and maintaining the NZSA Minecraft Server. We plan to put these excess funds towards charity through services such as Humble Bundle, allowing us to give back to our community of wonderful patrons in the form of game keys as well as help with some real issues in the world. If you are unfamiliar with what Humble Bundle is, check them out here - they do some really good stuff. Note, this is a plan for the future and has not been implemented as of yet.

Is this a survival server?
Yes

Do I need to own a valid copy of Minecraft to play?
Yes

Disclaimer: Keep in mind this project is very new and things are changing rapidly at this early stage but we will be trying our best keep you updated and stay as transparent as possible. Thank you for your understanding <3

Note: Patreon payments are in USD and renew monthly on the 1st of each month and can be cancelled at any time.

For any additional questions please message an admin in the discord server, or email us at  [email protected] and we will be happy to help.
Tiers
VIP
$1 or more per month


Includes Discord rewards

Welcome!

The New Zealand Shitposting Administration, in association with @hump_hunters and Beta Male Hangout Arena, brings you the official NZSA Minecraft Server!
Enjoy the classic Minecraft Multiplayer experience with a great community, consisting of only the most sexy shitpost connoisseurs.

Join the growing community - Now with over 240 unique members!

Our aim is to keep both the rules and atmosphere of this server as casual and friendly as possible! The server currently costs us $30 (~$44NZD) per month, by contributing to our Patreon you are helping us keep the server online. Donations are not compulsory in order to play however are greatly appreciated. Patrons will receive in-game rewards as a thank you from the team, listed below.

Rewards:

  • A coloured name in-game so people can tell that they're in the midst of a legend.
  • Multiple /sethome locations!
  • Access to hectic commands like /hat, /workbench, /enderchest and more!
  • Access to a secret VIP chatroom on discord shhhhhh.
  • My love and affection x
  • More coming soon!

these rewards are only available to active patrons!

(you will only get to enjoy these rewards only while you are a current patron).
Aside from these small bonuses for our patron friends, we are keeping the server as close to the classic Minecraft experience as possible, so we will be keeping custom plugins to a minimum.

If you decide to contribute, please read below!
Please link your Discord and Patreon accounts.
This can be done through Patreon under My Profile Settings > Apps > Discord.
Once you are a VIP in our discord, drop us your Minecraft name in the VIP chat. This is how we keep track of who you are across Minecraft and Discord so we can provide the rewards you deserve on each platform!
Note: This system does not work with custom pledges! please contribute through the VIP tier ($1 minimum, pay what you want!)


  • The server IP is as follows: nzsa.xyz
  • If you wish to join the NZSA Discord server, click here.

FAQ:

Do I need to contribute to be allowed on the server?
No, but we'd appreciate it if you could chuck our little project a dollar when possible. <3

What happens with excess donations?
Excess donations are funds that exceed the amount that we deem necessary to cover both the cost of hosting and maintaining the NZSA Minecraft Server. We plan to put these excess funds towards charity through services such as Humble Bundle, allowing us to give back to our community of wonderful patrons in the form of game keys as well as help with some real issues in the world. If you are unfamiliar with what Humble Bundle is, check them out here - they do some really good stuff. Note, this is a plan for the future and has not been implemented as of yet.

Is this a survival server?
Yes

Do I need to own a valid copy of Minecraft to play?
Yes

Disclaimer: Keep in mind this project is very new and things are changing rapidly at this early stage but we will be trying our best keep you updated and stay as transparent as possible. Thank you for your understanding <3

Note: Patreon payments are in USD and renew monthly on the 1st of each month and can be cancelled at any time.

For any additional questions please message an admin in the discord server, or email us at  [email protected] and we will be happy to help.

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Tiers
VIP
$1 or more per month


Includes Discord rewards