The Ellisons are creating The Holly and Oak Podcast
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patrons

$23
per broadcast
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Tiers
Tinfoil Hats
$1 or more per broadcast 10 patrons

Aluminum foil really adds up when you use as much of it as we do. Help us buy some in bulk, maybe? Perks:

  • Access to private transmissions
  • Early access to all transmissions
  • Access to some exclusive Patreon stuff on the Discord
Includes Discord rewards
Leia Can Haz Cheezburger?
$3 or more per broadcast 1 patron

Leia is STARVING. :( For hours, she has been forced to eat cat food like some kind of peasant. Can you hear the Sarah McLachlan music playing? Please think of the small adorable starving cat. :( Perks:

  • All previous rewards
  • Extra bonus content
  • Access to #outtakes and other exclusive Discord perks
Includes Discord rewards
Camping Pass (Daily)
$5 or more per broadcast 0 patrons

Help us boondock somewhere safe and quiet—and most importantly, away from other people and their fragile electronics and pacemakers and cars. Perks:

  • All previous rewards
  • Twitter follow/shoutout (if you contact me with your twitter handle)
  • Secret rewards and exclusive ARG elements, like postcards and letters
Includes Discord rewards
Gym Fee (Monthly)
$10 or more per broadcast 2 patrons

Campsite showers are cold and terrifying—if we're lucky enough to even have one. Showering at the gym is way nicer. Perks:

  • All previous rewards
  • In-universe mention of you or your brand (send me an email if you want a specific name or brand mentioned)
  • Cooler/nicer ARG elements (think flash drives, CDs, merchandise, etc.)
Includes Discord rewards
Tech Replacement Fund
$25 or more per broadcast 0 patrons

We love Ivy. We really do. But she destroys our phones, laptops, watches, and/or vehicles on at least a monthly basis. We're so tired. And broke. And tired of sharing a laptop. Please help. Perks:

  • All previous rewards
  • A custom thank you clip (or voice work of your choice) from Holly, up to 5 edited/finished minutes.
  • Cool secret merch
  • 3 hints per month on any cipher(s)/puzzle
Includes Discord rewards
Goals
$23 of $100 per broadcast
When I get to $100 per episode, I will have a Q&A for all my Patrons!
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Tiers
Tinfoil Hats
$1 or more per broadcast 10 patrons

Aluminum foil really adds up when you use as much of it as we do. Help us buy some in bulk, maybe? Perks:

  • Access to private transmissions
  • Early access to all transmissions
  • Access to some exclusive Patreon stuff on the Discord
Includes Discord rewards
Leia Can Haz Cheezburger?
$3 or more per broadcast 1 patron

Leia is STARVING. :( For hours, she has been forced to eat cat food like some kind of peasant. Can you hear the Sarah McLachlan music playing? Please think of the small adorable starving cat. :( Perks:

  • All previous rewards
  • Extra bonus content
  • Access to #outtakes and other exclusive Discord perks
Includes Discord rewards
Camping Pass (Daily)
$5 or more per broadcast 0 patrons

Help us boondock somewhere safe and quiet—and most importantly, away from other people and their fragile electronics and pacemakers and cars. Perks:

  • All previous rewards
  • Twitter follow/shoutout (if you contact me with your twitter handle)
  • Secret rewards and exclusive ARG elements, like postcards and letters
Includes Discord rewards
Gym Fee (Monthly)
$10 or more per broadcast 2 patrons

Campsite showers are cold and terrifying—if we're lucky enough to even have one. Showering at the gym is way nicer. Perks:

  • All previous rewards
  • In-universe mention of you or your brand (send me an email if you want a specific name or brand mentioned)
  • Cooler/nicer ARG elements (think flash drives, CDs, merchandise, etc.)
Includes Discord rewards
Tech Replacement Fund
$25 or more per broadcast 0 patrons

We love Ivy. We really do. But she destroys our phones, laptops, watches, and/or vehicles on at least a monthly basis. We're so tired. And broke. And tired of sharing a laptop. Please help. Perks:

  • All previous rewards
  • A custom thank you clip (or voice work of your choice) from Holly, up to 5 edited/finished minutes.
  • Cool secret merch
  • 3 hints per month on any cipher(s)/puzzle
Includes Discord rewards