The Ellisons

is creating The Holly and Oak Podcast
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Tinfoil Hats
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Aluminum foil really adds up when you use as much of it as we do. Help us buy some in bulk, maybe? Perks:

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  • Early access to all transmissions
  • Access to some exclusive Patreon stuff on the Discord
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Leia Can Haz Cheezburger?
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Leia is STARVING. :( For hours, she has been forced to eat cat food like some kind of peasant. Can you hear the Sarah McLachlan music playing? Please think of the small adorable starving cat. :( Perks:

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  • Extra bonus content
  • Access to #outtakes and other exclusive Discord perks
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Camping Pass (Daily)
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Help us boondock somewhere safe and quiet—and most importantly, away from other people and their fragile electronics and pacemakers and cars. Perks:

  • All previous rewards
  • Twitter follow/shoutout (if you contact me with your twitter handle)
  • Secret rewards and exclusive ARG elements, like postcards and letters
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About The Ellisons

The Ellison family interviews guests, reviews products, and investigates [REDACTED]. 01001001 01110100 00100000 01010111 01100001 01110011 00100000 01100001 00100000 01001101 01101001 01110011 01110100 01100001 01101011 01100101
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When I get to $100 per episode, I will have a Q&A for all my Patrons!
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