Witch, Please

is creating excuses for owl hoots and Knight Bus honks.

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Our listeners always tell us they want unedited episodes. That seems highly misguided to us, but we're not here to yuck your yum.
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About Witch, Please

Welcome to the new and possibly improved Witch, Please, a fortnightly podcast about the Harry Potter world. In each episode the hosts, feminists and lady-scholars Hannah McGregor and Marcelle Kosman, take a deep dive into one of the Harry Potter books, tackling topics like Harry’s unreliable narration, Hermione’s feminist activism, and the outrageous burden of emotional labour that Mrs. Weasley takes on. Join us every second week as we ask the hard questions that make sense of the wizarding world!

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