The Ovenmen are creating Tales from the Trough
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patrons

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Rewards
Bronze Satyr Tier
$5 or more per month
We will record a five minute rant insulting you on a personal level to the point where you will be forced to seek counseling. You also get access to our rare meme collection.
Silver Sushi (COMPED) Tier
$10 or more per month
This ups the ante in terms of rewards and spiritual ruin. At your request our talented group of artists and painters will draw for you a lewd rendition of anyone you desire. Rule 34 is in full effect. Nudity is nonnegotiable. You'll also get custom made ringtones for your cellular device, isn't that neat? 
Diamond Hoggs Tier
$20 or more per month
You've proved yourself worthy, welcome to the #Resistance. Follow these coordinates: Longitude: -179.00071° Latitude: 58.109141° and meet us in our underwater fortress. You can also request a topic or person for a commercial, if you would prefer that. 


WHITE GODS Tier
$50 or more per month
Congratulations, you are a trve aristocrat. You'll receive all the rewards listed in the lesser categories, and so much more. Two words, CUM TRIBUTE.  
Goals
3% complete
We'll buy off a South East Asian government, install ourselves as the ruling body and give all our patrons citizenship.
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Rewards
Bronze Satyr Tier
$5 or more per month
We will record a five minute rant insulting you on a personal level to the point where you will be forced to seek counseling. You also get access to our rare meme collection.
Silver Sushi (COMPED) Tier
$10 or more per month
This ups the ante in terms of rewards and spiritual ruin. At your request our talented group of artists and painters will draw for you a lewd rendition of anyone you desire. Rule 34 is in full effect. Nudity is nonnegotiable. You'll also get custom made ringtones for your cellular device, isn't that neat? 
Diamond Hoggs Tier
$20 or more per month
You've proved yourself worthy, welcome to the #Resistance. Follow these coordinates: Longitude: -179.00071° Latitude: 58.109141° and meet us in our underwater fortress. You can also request a topic or person for a commercial, if you would prefer that. 


WHITE GODS Tier
$50 or more per month
Congratulations, you are a trve aristocrat. You'll receive all the rewards listed in the lesser categories, and so much more. Two words, CUM TRIBUTE.