Shen is creating Comics
for you & your friends & your cow & your cow's friends
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$209.75
Milestone Goals
I get the good ramen.
I'll do a review of it and let y'all know if the rumors are true.
Owl Turd Comix becomes daily.
Absolutely guaranteed daily content for Owl Turd Comix.
I quit my day job.
I'll tell off my boss. I'll be like "I-I'm so-sorry but um, I-I have to give, um, 2 weeks notice."
I go back to my day job, just for shits.
It'll be funny.
About
I make stuff on the internet, usually to try and make you laugh or smile or feel good or something. Most of the time it's comics.
Location
Massachusetts, USA
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Ladies and gentlemen, I am tired for the $0.35 ramen. I have decided that I want to truly live, and even prosper -- I wanna buy the $0.75 ramen. Now, you might be thinking "Shen, isn't this a bit much?? Isn't this like Icarus flying too close to the sun?" Perhaps, yes. But what is life without a little danger? A little temptation? Here are just a few of the rumors I've heard about the $0.75 ramen:
- It's got more veggies.
- It's got 90% of your daily recommended salt intake per cup, unlike the $0.35 cent brand's feeble 50%.
- Sometimes, due to factory errors, a stray dried shrimp makes it into one of the cups. You know it's gonna be a good day if you get one of those.
- Girls like it, so if you eat it then girls like you too.
- The noodles are noodlier.
- It says you have to wait for 4 minutes after microwaving it, but I don't. This one's just a confession.
So basically, I want this marginally fancier instant soup. And from what I hear, you want comics. Ohohoh, my friend, with your help, we might have a beautiful synergy here. What do you say? Might you toss a few non-metaphorical bucks into my metaphorical hat?
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