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patrons

$17
per month
Unicef.
The Red Cross.
Papa's Basement.

All three of these organizations are ready, willing and able to take your money on a monthly basis. But what would you rather see your money do: Help 3d print prosthetic legs to let a child walk for the first time, or keeping your favorite podcaster in his twice-a-day Chipotle habit? The choice is as clear as the inoculations that you didn’t help pay for because you correctly chose to donate to Papa's Basement.
You're might be thinking to yourself, "What exactly will I get in return for a monthly donation?" This is where I’d like to remind you that we have done a free weekly show for close to a decade. Asking what you get from us takes bigger balls than asking the dad who paid for your braces and college tuition for the $3 you spotted him to pay the pizza guy's tip. But, like The Giving Tree, it looks like giving you free apples and shade isn't enough. So here's what you'll get if you take an axe to our metaphorical trunk.
Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per month
0 patrons
$1 - Social Media Greeting - For a dollar a month, Pete and I will each give you a humorous, one-time mention on the platform of your choice. (Twitter, Facebook or Instagram. Or Snapchat, if you’re into nudity.) This is great bang for your buck if your handle is something along the lines of @IHaveTenInches and you want to get the word out.  Please email [email protected] with your handle of choice.
Pledge $1 or more per month
0 patrons
$1 - Stickers For Life - We will ship you five of our current stickers and, when we redesign them, you'll get those as well. You'll probably have to remind me to send the new ones when they come out. Four years of high school drug use has left my brain with holes you could drive one of those British double-decker buses through. It’s amazing I can remember my home address.
Pledge $2 or more per month
0 patrons
$2 - Stickers For Life With A Handwritten Thank You - Exactly like the above, but you also get a handwritten thank you note. I promise you’ll enjoy this because I have the handwriting of a doctor or a serial killer. It's bad to the point the note would look more appropriate written in crayon with doodles of cats and stick figures with the words “MOM,” “DAD” and “ME” written above them in the margins.
Subscription
$4 or more per month 3 patrons
$4 - The Subscription Package- Special Access To Behind the Scenes Papa's Basement - Now here's something I can get behind: Once a month we will record episodes that aren't for the air, meaning we can say whatever we want. Which means pretty much our current show plus f-bombs. I do pronounce “labia" like a champ, so four bucks is a steal to hear me say it.  (Includes media, stickers and shout-out on the show)

Please email [email protected] so we can add your email to the subscription list.
Pledge $10 or more per month
1 patron
$10 - Access To A Monthly Periscope Session - Usually we use Periscope to air the show. But, in this situation, we will take a page from from the cam girl playbook and talk to you guys directly. We will discuss the subjects of your choice, answer your questions, and do anything short of eat our own excrement or renounce our radical jihadi politics. (Media,Stickers, Subscriber, Shout-out)
Pledge $20 or more per month
0 patrons
$20 - Pick The Topic For A Dirty Show - For the entirety of one of our aforementioned dirty episodes, you get to pick the topic. Don’t be a prick and say “Calculus AB” or “the parallels between Gogol and Tieck,” because we’re going to pretend we heard “rank the sexiest female leads in Adam Sandler’s movies” and you’ll have wasted your pick. (Media, Stickers, Subscriber, Shout-out)
Pledge $25 or more per month
0 patrons
$25 - Papa's Basement T-Shirt  - High school proms, Baptisms, Bar Mitzvahs, weddings, even at a stranger's bris you'll be dressed for the occasion in your new Papa's Basement T-Shirt.  (Media, Stickers, Subscriber, Shout-out)

Check it out here!
Pledge $25 or more per month
0 of 12 patrons
$25 - Co-Host A Dirty Show - In addition to picking the topic of one of our “Seven Deadly Shows,” you get to call in and co-host the segment. If you’ve ever listened to our show and thought to yourselves, “Christ, I’m funnier than those dunces”: 1. You’re probably right. 2. Here’s your chance to prove it. 3. If you fail to get a laugh, we expect you to chop off your pinkie like a disgraced Yakuza gangster. (Media, Stickers, Subscriber, Shout-out)
Goals
$17 of $500 per month
This helps us buy equipment for home studio recordings, assist in travel needs, keep the website healthy and makes it easier to get more guests into the studio.
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Unicef.
The Red Cross.
Papa's Basement.

All three of these organizations are ready, willing and able to take your money on a monthly basis. But what would you rather see your money do: Help 3d print prosthetic legs to let a child walk for the first time, or keeping your favorite podcaster in his twice-a-day Chipotle habit? The choice is as clear as the inoculations that you didn’t help pay for because you correctly chose to donate to Papa's Basement.
You're might be thinking to yourself, "What exactly will I get in return for a monthly donation?" This is where I’d like to remind you that we have done a free weekly show for close to a decade. Asking what you get from us takes bigger balls than asking the dad who paid for your braces and college tuition for the $3 you spotted him to pay the pizza guy's tip. But, like The Giving Tree, it looks like giving you free apples and shade isn't enough. So here's what you'll get if you take an axe to our metaphorical trunk.

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Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per month
0 patrons
$1 - Social Media Greeting - For a dollar a month, Pete and I will each give you a humorous, one-time mention on the platform of your choice. (Twitter, Facebook or Instagram. Or Snapchat, if you’re into nudity.) This is great bang for your buck if your handle is something along the lines of @IHaveTenInches and you want to get the word out.  Please email [email protected] with your handle of choice.
Pledge $1 or more per month
0 patrons
$1 - Stickers For Life - We will ship you five of our current stickers and, when we redesign them, you'll get those as well. You'll probably have to remind me to send the new ones when they come out. Four years of high school drug use has left my brain with holes you could drive one of those British double-decker buses through. It’s amazing I can remember my home address.
Pledge $2 or more per month
0 patrons
$2 - Stickers For Life With A Handwritten Thank You - Exactly like the above, but you also get a handwritten thank you note. I promise you’ll enjoy this because I have the handwriting of a doctor or a serial killer. It's bad to the point the note would look more appropriate written in crayon with doodles of cats and stick figures with the words “MOM,” “DAD” and “ME” written above them in the margins.
Subscription
$4 or more per month 3 patrons
$4 - The Subscription Package- Special Access To Behind the Scenes Papa's Basement - Now here's something I can get behind: Once a month we will record episodes that aren't for the air, meaning we can say whatever we want. Which means pretty much our current show plus f-bombs. I do pronounce “labia" like a champ, so four bucks is a steal to hear me say it.  (Includes media, stickers and shout-out on the show)

Please email [email protected] so we can add your email to the subscription list.
Pledge $10 or more per month
1 patron
$10 - Access To A Monthly Periscope Session - Usually we use Periscope to air the show. But, in this situation, we will take a page from from the cam girl playbook and talk to you guys directly. We will discuss the subjects of your choice, answer your questions, and do anything short of eat our own excrement or renounce our radical jihadi politics. (Media,Stickers, Subscriber, Shout-out)
Pledge $20 or more per month
0 patrons
$20 - Pick The Topic For A Dirty Show - For the entirety of one of our aforementioned dirty episodes, you get to pick the topic. Don’t be a prick and say “Calculus AB” or “the parallels between Gogol and Tieck,” because we’re going to pretend we heard “rank the sexiest female leads in Adam Sandler’s movies” and you’ll have wasted your pick. (Media, Stickers, Subscriber, Shout-out)
Pledge $25 or more per month
0 patrons
$25 - Papa's Basement T-Shirt  - High school proms, Baptisms, Bar Mitzvahs, weddings, even at a stranger's bris you'll be dressed for the occasion in your new Papa's Basement T-Shirt.  (Media, Stickers, Subscriber, Shout-out)

Check it out here!
Pledge $25 or more per month
0 of 12 patrons
$25 - Co-Host A Dirty Show - In addition to picking the topic of one of our “Seven Deadly Shows,” you get to call in and co-host the segment. If you’ve ever listened to our show and thought to yourselves, “Christ, I’m funnier than those dunces”: 1. You’re probably right. 2. Here’s your chance to prove it. 3. If you fail to get a laugh, we expect you to chop off your pinkie like a disgraced Yakuza gangster. (Media, Stickers, Subscriber, Shout-out)