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Originally from his birth hospital, Parker now resides in a rather roofed building. A self-described Christian-Humanist and student of Paronomasia, he is also one of the four original Meme Warlords. Currently in the process of “getting learnt” he divides his time and is at work. At this point, Parker is wondering why you are still reading his "About You" instead of doing something more productive, such as a school work or impulse-googling. Nevertheless, he wishes you nothing but the best.
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Originally from his birth hospital, Parker now resides in a rather roofed building. A self-described Christian-Humanist and student of Paronomasia, he is also one of the four original Meme Warlords. Currently in the process of “getting learnt” he divides his time and is at work. At this point, Parker is wondering why you are still reading his "About You" instead of doing something more productive, such as a school work or impulse-googling. Nevertheless, he wishes you nothing but the best.

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Heh, heh, alliteration.  For those who can spare a little extra.
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For those who read every post the day they come out, like them, and maybe even leave a comment.  I can't imagine why you're giving me this much money, but I certainly won't argue.