Garth Jones is creating decadent, serialised pulp rock & roll lunacy
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The occult, sleaze, drugs and rock ‘n roll collide in Home Brewed, Vampire Bullets, a profane black comedy that cruises the outback highways, dive pub khazis and scabby upper echelons of society in the Republic of Australia circa 1993.




Throw down THREE BUCKS and punch your ticket for bi-weekly serialised pulp lunacy. 

Patrons who drop THREE BUCKS 
get two illustrated chapters a week - one on Sunday arvo, one on Thursday morning. FIVE BUCKS a month gets you access to a shitload of extras, artwork, playlists, blog posts, deep cuts, audio book content and more. Printed volumes and digital collections are on the cards down the track, too.

Non patrons
get the free chapter on Thursdays, but miss out on Sunday's premium edition, meaning they'll have sweet FA idea what's going on!



There's over a year's worth of content already in the chamber, meaning this project won't shit the bed and disappear up its own fundament after a few weeks of furious posting.



Early adopters score a free copy of FUCKED BY ROCK, a 32 page illustrated ebook as thanks for taking a punt. FUCKED BY ROCK is a key tale in the Home Brewed, Vampire Bullets universe - it's chockers with bad drugs, bad decisions, dodgy magic and all manner of darkly comic larks in the Outback. It'll be up for grabs on the FIVE BUCK tier after the initial promo.



What will three bucks even buy you these days? A few contraband ciggies?

Get on board for this riotously unique double shot of bi-weekly mayhem, satire and raunch - if Tony Martin says it's good for you, you really have to ask yourself why you're still scratching your arse and not hitting subscribe right bloody now!




ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Garth writes on pop culture, health and, inexplicably, theology for a range of publications.

He's inspired by the works of decadent rock and roll scholars, fantasists and occult piss-takers.

Garth's drawn comics, made music videos, did a brief stint designing ads for 0055 numbers and has plied one or more of his various trades for various comedy and music festivals across the country.

He did some time bothering Christians at one of the less offensive protestant religious organisations, too.

Garth worked with David Lee Roth once, meaning he’d achieved all of his career goals at the age of 23.



Tiers
Bi-weekly pulp lunacy!
$3 or more per month

Get two chapters of Home Brewed, Vampire Bullets a week on Sundays and Thursdays, with access to every previous chapter when you pledge! Non patrons only get the Thursday edition, so they'll have sweet F.A. clue what's going on!

BONUS MATERIALS
$5 or more per month

Once upon a time there were these things called DVD extras - that's sort of the deal here. Five bucks a month gets you essays, design notes, character designs, occasional video content and whatever else floats my boat as it occurs to me!


The occult, sleaze, drugs and rock ‘n roll collide in Home Brewed, Vampire Bullets, a profane black comedy that cruises the outback highways, dive pub khazis and scabby upper echelons of society in the Republic of Australia circa 1993.




Throw down THREE BUCKS and punch your ticket for bi-weekly serialised pulp lunacy. 

Patrons who drop THREE BUCKS 
get two illustrated chapters a week - one on Sunday arvo, one on Thursday morning. FIVE BUCKS a month gets you access to a shitload of extras, artwork, playlists, blog posts, deep cuts, audio book content and more. Printed volumes and digital collections are on the cards down the track, too.

Non patrons
get the free chapter on Thursdays, but miss out on Sunday's premium edition, meaning they'll have sweet FA idea what's going on!



There's over a year's worth of content already in the chamber, meaning this project won't shit the bed and disappear up its own fundament after a few weeks of furious posting.



Early adopters score a free copy of FUCKED BY ROCK, a 32 page illustrated ebook as thanks for taking a punt. FUCKED BY ROCK is a key tale in the Home Brewed, Vampire Bullets universe - it's chockers with bad drugs, bad decisions, dodgy magic and all manner of darkly comic larks in the Outback. It'll be up for grabs on the FIVE BUCK tier after the initial promo.



What will three bucks even buy you these days? A few contraband ciggies?

Get on board for this riotously unique double shot of bi-weekly mayhem, satire and raunch - if Tony Martin says it's good for you, you really have to ask yourself why you're still scratching your arse and not hitting subscribe right bloody now!




ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Garth writes on pop culture, health and, inexplicably, theology for a range of publications.

He's inspired by the works of decadent rock and roll scholars, fantasists and occult piss-takers.

Garth's drawn comics, made music videos, did a brief stint designing ads for 0055 numbers and has plied one or more of his various trades for various comedy and music festivals across the country.

He did some time bothering Christians at one of the less offensive protestant religious organisations, too.

Garth worked with David Lee Roth once, meaning he’d achieved all of his career goals at the age of 23.



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Tiers
Bi-weekly pulp lunacy!
$3 or more per month

Get two chapters of Home Brewed, Vampire Bullets a week on Sundays and Thursdays, with access to every previous chapter when you pledge! Non patrons only get the Thursday edition, so they'll have sweet F.A. clue what's going on!

BONUS MATERIALS
$5 or more per month

Once upon a time there were these things called DVD extras - that's sort of the deal here. Five bucks a month gets you essays, design notes, character designs, occasional video content and whatever else floats my boat as it occurs to me!