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Extra Shows
Also, whenever there's a live show video, I usually post it on the Patreon feed and you'll have access to it. Not all live shows include video, but some of them do.
YouTube Sponsor
You'll receive approximately 1 extra show per week, called a Hobosode. Hobosodes are usually between 10 and 30 minutes long and there's usually at least one per week.
Also, whenever there's a live show video, I usually post it on the Patreon feed and you'll have access to it. Not all live shows include video, but some of them do.
Podcast Sponsor
You also get a screen credit on the main PLA channel and/or the Snow Plow Show channel at least every couple of months.
You'll receive approximately 1 extra show per week, called a Hobosode. Hobosodes are usually around 15 minutes long and I try my best to do at least 1 per week.
Also, whenever there's a live show video, I usually post it on the Patreon feed and you'll have access to it. Not all live shows include video, but some of them do.
And at this point, I'd probably do anything you want me to, within reason, such as recording a personalized voicemail or answering machine greeting for you, or following you on Twitter or Facebook, even if I hate you.
Quit Calling Me A Hobo
For $50, you will be a sponsor of The Snow Plow Show podcast. You will either be a sponsor of the entire show, or you will sponsor a segment of the show. You will be a sponsor at approximately every 2 months, though I'll try my best to make it monthly.
You also get a screen credit on the main PLA channel and/or the Snow Plow Show YouTube channel.
You'll receive approximately 1 extra show per week, called a Hobosode. Hobosodes are usually between 10 and 30 minutes long and I average at least one per week, sometimes more.
Also, whenever there's a live show video, I usually post it on the Patreon feed and you'll have access to it. Not all live shows include video, but some of them do.
And at this point, I'd probably do anything you want me to, within reason, such as recording a personalized voicemail or answering machine greeting for you, or following you on Twitter or Facebook, even if I hate you. I could place an ad on phonelosers.org for you as long as it follows my own Christian values and morals.
I'll even mail you some PLA stickers whenever you want. Just send me a message on Patreon or at [email protected] and include your mailing address if you want a sticker.
You Think A Tracer Can Stop Me?
For $75, you will be a sponsor of The Snow Plow Show podcast. You will either be a sponsor of the entire show, or you will sponsor a segment of the show. You will be a sponsor at approximately every 2 months, though I'll try my best to make it monthly.
You also get a screen credit on the main PLA channel . These are the singles, the "best of" pranks, and you will receive an on screen credit on at least 1 video every couple of months.
You'll receive approximately 1 extra show per week, called a Hobosode. Hobosodes are usually around 15 minutes long and I try my best to do at least 1 per week.
I also do occasional full sized secret shows for the $5+ supporters, and you get access to the live show video archives. Not all live shows include video, but some of them do.
And at this point, I'd probably do anything you want me to, within reason, such as recording a personalized voicemail or answering machine greeting for you, or following you on Twitter or Facebook, even if I hate you. I could place an ad on phonelosers.org for you as long as it follows my own Christian values and morals.
I'll even mail you some PLA stickers whenever you want. Just send me a message on Patreon or at [email protected] and include your mailing address if you want a sticker.
Oh Okay Mister Moneybags
At $100 I'm not giving you anything. Instead I will scoff at you because you think you're just better than everyone else with your fancy $100/month contributions. Just who the hell do you think you are?
Okay, fine, I'll at least give you the same thing the $20 and above people get, which is the Hobosodes, YouTube credits, and show sponsorship.
About Phone Losers of America
For over 20 years now, PLA has entertained weirdos like you with music, text files, articles, books, prank phone calls, albums, podcasts, animation, live shows, videos, and just nonstop hilarity in general. This Patreon keeps that stuff happening at a much quicker rate than it used to, and helps provide better quality content.
Pledging $1 per month can help us keep things truckin' along here at the PLA Situation Room, and $5 per month gets you at least one extra show per week, called the Hobosodes. You'll also have full access to the Hobosodes archive, which is at least 20 hours of new stuff that you get to listen to instantly once you sign up.
If you have some weird thing against Patreon, another way to contribute to PLA is to sign up for the Elite Cactus Squad through the PLA website. It's not as fancy as Patreon, but at least it'll let you sign up for a year in advance. I've also set up a page at phonelosers.org/donate where you can donate in ways that Patreon doesn't support, such as with Bitcoin, but you won't get any of the amazing extra shows if you do it that way. Come on, don't be a dummy.
There are many other ways that you can help PLA without spending any money at all. I've made a list of things you can do to support PLA at phonelosers.org/help. The best way you can help, though, is to spread the gospel of PLA. Tell everyone you know about PLA and force them to listen to our material. Badger them about it until they won't take your calls anymore.
Thanks you, everyone who's supported my stuff these past few years. Because of you I've become trapped in my own personal hell where I have to make prank calls every day just to eat. Seriously, you guys are the best!