Phone Losers of America

One dollar each month is the perfect way to support the show without blowing too much of your hard-earned money.  For a mere $1 per month, you'll get absolutely nothing except for a good feeling in your heart, knowing that you're supporting something that you love, even if you're being sort of a cheapskate about it.

For $5 per month, you'll receive approximately 1 extra show per week, called a Hobosode.  Hobosodes are usually between 10 and 30 minutes long and I average at least one per week, sometimes more.

Also, whenever there's a live show video, I usually post it on the Patreon feed and you'll have access to it.  Not all live shows include video, but some of them do.

For $10 per month, your name will appear on one of our YouTube videos on the main PLA channel or the Snow Plow Show channel. 

You'll receive approximately 1 extra show per week, called a Hobosode.  Hobosodes are usually between 10 and 30 minutes long and there's usually at least one per week.

Also, whenever there's a live show video, I usually post it on the Patreon feed and you'll have access to it. Not all live shows include video, but some of them do.

For $20 per month, you will be a sponsor of The Snow Plow Show podcast or a Hobosode.   You will either be a sponsor of the entire show, or you will sponsor a segment of the show.  You will be a sponsor at approximately every 2 months, though I'll try my best to make it monthly.

You also get a screen credit on the main PLA channel and/or the Snow Plow Show channel at least every couple of months.

You'll receive approximately 1 extra show per week, called a Hobosode.  Hobosodes are usually around 15 minutes long and I try my best to do at least 1 per week.

Also, whenever there's a live show video, I usually post it on the Patreon feed and you'll have access to it. Not all live shows include video, but some of them do.

And at this point, I'd probably do anything you want me to, within reason, such as recording a personalized voicemail or answering machine greeting for you, or following you on Twitter or Facebook, even if I hate you.   

At $50, you get exactly the same thing that the $20 people get, but your heart is filled with complete joy and love, knowing that you're doing the work of 10 Patreons to help make The Snow Plow Show the most popular show on planet Earth.

For $50, you will be a sponsor of The Snow Plow Show podcast.   You will either be a sponsor of the entire show, or you will sponsor a segment of the show.  You will be a sponsor at approximately every 2 months, though I'll try my best to make it monthly.

You also get a screen credit on  the main PLA channel and/or the Snow Plow Show YouTube channel.

You'll receive approximately 1 extra show per week, called a Hobosode. Hobosodes are usually between 10 and 30 minutes long and I average at least one per week, sometimes more.

Also, whenever there's a live show video, I usually post it on the Patreon feed and you'll have access to it. Not all live shows include video, but some of them do.

And at this point, I'd probably do anything you want me to, within reason, such as recording a personalized voicemail or answering machine greeting for you, or following you on Twitter or Facebook, even if I hate you.   I could place an ad on phonelosers.org for you as long as it follows my own Christian values and morals.


I'll even mail you some PLA stickers whenever you want.  Just send me a message on Patreon or at [email protected] and include your mailing address if you want a sticker.

At $75, you get exactly the same thing that the $20 and $50 people get, but your heart is filled with complete joy and love, knowing that you're doing the work of 10 Patreons to help make The Snow Plow Show the most popular show on planet Earth.  I also think of you personally when I post a new show, and they are always warm and pleasant thoughts.

For $75, you will be a sponsor of The Snow Plow Show podcast.   You will either be a sponsor of the entire show, or you will sponsor a segment of the show.  You will be a sponsor at approximately every 2 months, though I'll try my best to make it monthly.

You also get a screen credit on  the main PLA channel .  These are the singles, the "best of" pranks, and you will receive an on screen credit on at least 1 video every couple of months.

You'll receive approximately 1 extra show per week, called a Hobosode.  Hobosodes are usually around 15 minutes long and I try my best to do at least 1 per week.

I also do occasional full sized secret shows for the $5+ supporters, and you get access to the live show video archives.  Not all live shows include video, but some of them do.

And at this point, I'd probably do anything you want me to, within reason, such as recording a personalized voicemail or answering machine greeting for you, or following you on Twitter or Facebook, even if I hate you.   I could place an ad on phonelosers.org for you as long as it follows my own Christian values and morals.

I'll even mail you some PLA stickers whenever you want.  Just send me a message on Patreon or at [email protected] and include your mailing address if you want a sticker.

At $100 I'm not giving you anything.  Instead I will scoff at you because you think you're just better than everyone else with your fancy $100/month contributions.  Just who the hell do you think you are?

Okay, fine, I'll at least give you the same thing the $20 and above people get, which is the Hobosodes, YouTube credits, and show sponsorship.