The Phone Losers of America are currently responsible for several hours of comedy material every single week, including The Snow Plow Show, Hobosodes, Mr. Dobalina's Wonderful World of Prank Calls, and Brad's Cactus Shack. All of these shows are produced by me. Hi. I'm Brad.

For over 20 years now, PLA has entertained weirdos like you with music, text files, articles, books, prank phone calls, albums, podcasts, animation, live shows, videos, and just nonstop hilarity in general. This Patreon keeps that stuff happening at a much quicker rate than it used to, and helps provide better quality content.

Pledging $1 per month can help us keep things truckin' along here at the PLA Situation Room, and $5 per month gets you at least one extra show per week, called the Hobosodes. You'll also have full access to the Hobosodes archive, which is at least 20 hours of new stuff that you get to listen to instantly once you sign up.

If you have some weird thing against Patreon, another way to contribute to PLA is to sign up for the Elite Cactus Squad through the PLA website. It's not as fancy as Patreon, but at least it'll let you sign up for a year in advance. I've also set up a page at phonelosers.org/donate where you can donate in ways that Patreon doesn't support, such as with Bitcoin, but you won't get any of the amazing extra shows if you do it that way. Come on, don't be a dummy.

There are many other ways that you can help PLA without spending any money at all. I've made a list of things you can do to support PLA at phonelosers.org/help. The best way you can help, though, is to spread the gospel of PLA. Tell everyone you know about PLA and force them to listen to our material. Badger them about it until they won't take your calls anymore.

Thanks you, everyone who's supported my stuff these past few years. Because of you I've become trapped in my own personal hell where I have to make prank calls every day just to eat. Seriously, you guys are the best!