Making you LOL with wacky morning shows, videos and music.

Once I reach $100 per month, I will blow at least $100 on radio bumpers & promos.  You know, those radio guy voices saying, "You're listening to the shitty show you're listening to!"  But they won't be just for my show.  At least half of them will be for Carlito's new radio network, so that all the broadcasters on his network can use them in their own shows.

If there's one thing that people like in 2014, it's compact discs.  I will make a brand new album of old PLA material!  Most likely this album will end up being centered around the car ding pranks that we did back in 2012.  It will feature around 74 minutes of the best car ding prank calls and will be available on CD and as a free album download from both phonelosers.org and from our Bandcamp page.  Everyone donating $10/month or more will receive a free compact disc in your monthly PLA package.

I have a notebook full of song ideas, most of them involving phones, technology and the other odd things that PLA does.  While I'm sure songs will continue to happen at their current rate of around 1 per year no matter what, reaching this milestone will make it happen a little quicker.

I will place a large order from Sticker Robot (they make super high quality stickers) for a Snow Plow Show themed sticker.  I will give 1 free sticker to everyone pledging $5/month or more and I will offer them for free to the listeners.  And, of course, they will be available for sale in the phonelosers.org store until I run out of them.

You know what PLA needs? A poster. That's right, a poser. I don't know what it would be a poster of. Maybe some kind of movie poster spoof. Maybe fan art. Maybe just a giant stupid cactus. Or a blender. Or a fake concert poster for Redbox & The Chilipeppers. A poster of Telephone Falls.  A poster of Laugh Track Matt naked.  Hell if I know. All I know is that PLA has been seriously lacking in the poster department these past 20 years and this Patreon is going to make it happen.  It's probably time for YOU to begin submitting poster art and ideas.

I will organize a radio station phone mob for us all to participate in.  Just like the good ole days.  If you don't know what a phone mob is, then here's a link to one.  This is a guarantee for just one phone mob, but the more money PLA can rake in, the more time I'll have to organize shenanigans like this on a regular basis.

I really wanted to make a bunch of episodes of Telephone Falls.  I love the whole idea of the show and I'm more or less happy with the way the first episode turned out.  I know it needs to do some major evolving, but I was happy with it.  The problem is that Telephone Falls ate up a ton of my free time just for that one episode.  I'm embarrassed to admit how much time I spent on that show.  If this Patreon reaches $500 for just a single month, I promise I will put out another episode.  As of right now I've done no work at all on a second episode and I really want to, but it's just so time-consuming.  So I will put out one more episode of Telephone Falls.  If the funding continues, I will do my best to make more.  If PLA funding works out really well, maybe I can even hire some real animators and just concentrate on the actual content.  But I'm getting ahead of myself.  This monthly goal guarantees that one more episode of Telephone Falls will happen.

Yes, an LP vinyl record of PLA prank calls.  This is something I've been wanting to make for many years, just for the hell of it.  It'll be a fun collectible thing for PLA people to have and it'll just be so goddamn hilarious to have a PLA record.  Most likely the record  will contain the best Tenants From Hell calls.  If there's enough room on the album, I will stick my Free Water song on it too.  This album will also be available as a free download, on our Bandcamp, and on compact disc.  But making a vinyl record is where all the real money will go.

I would definitely give free copies of this album on vinyl to all the $10/month donators (and higher) on this page. There will also be an option to buy the record on phonelosers.org and I will make it as cheap as I possibly can for the first few months, probably selling it at cost plus shipping.  Most likely I will press between 500 and 1,000 copies of the record.

At $1,000/month, I'm officially devoting no less than a full week to PLA.  That's 8 hours a day, 40 hours a week, 1 week per month.  This is the point where I'm going to start ditching clients from my real job so that I have more time for PLA.  Up until this point, this Patreon stuff has been more like an extra job, working nights.  This is where PLA begins actually replacing my full-time job.  What will I do during this full week of PLA?  I will put things together that will eventually entertain you, whether it be shows, music, videos, writing, or whatever.

I will order at least 200 "challenge coins."  Look on this page if you don't know what I'm talking about.  It will probably be a two inch diameter coin that will have some kind of PLA symbolism on it.  Probably the PLA logo with some lettering around the edges.  Maybe we can all design it together.  It will be awesome, though, and I will send a free coin to everyone who's a $10/month or higher contributor.  I will also make the coins available to buy on phonelosers.org.