PodWeaver is creating a Surrealist Sketch Comedy Podcast
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patron

$23
per episode
PodWeaver is delivering surrealist sketch comedy directly to your ear-holes, without all distractions of visuals and movement, to help fill the time between now and the inevitable, infinite void that awaits us all. Also, we wanted to try and make something entertaining. Our hope is that PodWeaver will amusing you enough to stave off the crushing existential dread of our brief existence on this earth, at least for a little while. If you would like to help us continue, why not become a Patreon supporter?

Things to keep in mind!
  • Episodes will continue to be freely released on podweaver.comiTunesStitcherYouTubeSoundCloud regardless of Patreon support, don't worry!
  • Contributions are entirely voluntary. No pressure.
  • If you don't have the money, but still want to support us, there are plenty of non-monetary ways! Rate/Review PodWeaver on iTunes/Stitcher, like/follow us on Facebook/Twitter, tell friends and family to give PodWeaver a listen. All of these are also greatly appreciated!
  • And remember, the biggest support you can give PodWeaver is simply to listen and enjoy!
Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per episode
For the low, low price of $1 per episode, you will get that warm-fuzzy feeling for supporting a creative project (Disclaimer: warm-fuzzy feeling not guaranteed). Also, all the creators of PodWeaver will whisper your name into the darkness before falling asleep every night.
Pledge $5 or more per episode
For the low price of only $5 per episode, not only will you get the warm-fuzzy feeling (see Disclaimer above), but you'll also get access to the PodWeaver Patreon Feed! We'll be posting high-res version of  episode art, scripts for skits, early cuts of new skits as well as alternate cuts/deleted scenes from old episodes. Wow, what a great deal if you really are a PodWeaverer (Note to Staff: need better name for listener of PodWeaver).
Pledge $10 or more per episode
For the low-ish price of only $10 per episode, not only will you gain everything from the previous reward levels, but a name of your choosing will be featured prominently in a future skit of PodWeaver. It could be your name (for the self-aggrandizing types), a name of a loved one (for those romantic types), or the name of your enemy ("No mister Bond, I expect you to die."). We'll also add your name (or pseudonym) to the Hall of Heroes!
Pledge $25 or more per episode
For the amount you would be paying before the internet made us all think every form of entertainment must be free ($25 per episode), you will receive all the previous reward levels, as well as a custom skit just for you! That's right, the creators of PodWeaver will write, perform, and produce a skit and send it only to you! (It's like that Wu-Tang Clan album thing, so Pharma-bros, please send us millions of dollars for this exclusive skit!) You can even specify the topic of the skit if you want! Warning: as with all PodWeaver skits, there's no telling who may or may not be offended.
Pledge $666 or more per episode
only 666 left
We will finish the blood ritual and release the Beast unto the world. So begins the thousand year reign of Darkness and Fire. Also, we'll let you write/perform skits in an upcoming PodWeaver episode.
Goals
$23 of $400 per episode
This is a very lofty goal, but if we were able to make $400 per episode, that would allow us to increase the number of PodWeavers per month from 1 to 2, since we wouldn't be as focused on being able to provide food and shelter for our families.
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PodWeaver is delivering surrealist sketch comedy directly to your ear-holes, without all distractions of visuals and movement, to help fill the time between now and the inevitable, infinite void that awaits us all. Also, we wanted to try and make something entertaining. Our hope is that PodWeaver will amusing you enough to stave off the crushing existential dread of our brief existence on this earth, at least for a little while. If you would like to help us continue, why not become a Patreon supporter?

Things to keep in mind!
  • Episodes will continue to be freely released on podweaver.comiTunesStitcherYouTubeSoundCloud regardless of Patreon support, don't worry!
  • Contributions are entirely voluntary. No pressure.
  • If you don't have the money, but still want to support us, there are plenty of non-monetary ways! Rate/Review PodWeaver on iTunes/Stitcher, like/follow us on Facebook/Twitter, tell friends and family to give PodWeaver a listen. All of these are also greatly appreciated!
  • And remember, the biggest support you can give PodWeaver is simply to listen and enjoy!

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Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per episode
For the low, low price of $1 per episode, you will get that warm-fuzzy feeling for supporting a creative project (Disclaimer: warm-fuzzy feeling not guaranteed). Also, all the creators of PodWeaver will whisper your name into the darkness before falling asleep every night.
Pledge $5 or more per episode
For the low price of only $5 per episode, not only will you get the warm-fuzzy feeling (see Disclaimer above), but you'll also get access to the PodWeaver Patreon Feed! We'll be posting high-res version of  episode art, scripts for skits, early cuts of new skits as well as alternate cuts/deleted scenes from old episodes. Wow, what a great deal if you really are a PodWeaverer (Note to Staff: need better name for listener of PodWeaver).
Pledge $10 or more per episode
For the low-ish price of only $10 per episode, not only will you gain everything from the previous reward levels, but a name of your choosing will be featured prominently in a future skit of PodWeaver. It could be your name (for the self-aggrandizing types), a name of a loved one (for those romantic types), or the name of your enemy ("No mister Bond, I expect you to die."). We'll also add your name (or pseudonym) to the Hall of Heroes!
Pledge $25 or more per episode
For the amount you would be paying before the internet made us all think every form of entertainment must be free ($25 per episode), you will receive all the previous reward levels, as well as a custom skit just for you! That's right, the creators of PodWeaver will write, perform, and produce a skit and send it only to you! (It's like that Wu-Tang Clan album thing, so Pharma-bros, please send us millions of dollars for this exclusive skit!) You can even specify the topic of the skit if you want! Warning: as with all PodWeaver skits, there's no telling who may or may not be offended.
Pledge $666 or more per episode
only 666 left
We will finish the blood ritual and release the Beast unto the world. So begins the thousand year reign of Darkness and Fire. Also, we'll let you write/perform skits in an upcoming PodWeaver episode.