PoisonedAl is creating stupid comics. (S.S.D.D.)
166

patrons

$666
per month
Hey there! Thanks for considering giving me your hard earned money so I can keep making this comic and not starve! I appreciate that you're even reading this, but before we go on, there's something you have to know. This Patreon account is special and unlike most, will CHARGE YOU UPFRONT! Most accounts will charge you at the end of the month. This one takes money before it lets you see the content. 

This is because my account was targeted by a "scraper" bot, coded by an idiot. Scraper bots make fake accounts to steal art from Patron pages without any intent for paying for it. Then they upload the art to their shitty, virus laden image boards. The bot that attacked me was created by a paint huffing spaz, so it would make a new account every time I uploaded something. It would always go for the highest tier rewards and quickly became a problem dispite the account being very obvious. This meant Patreon let me on their beta program to charge upfront. As December's debacle that almost sunk the site showed, they had no interest in expanding this, so I'm extremely lucky. So thank you bottom feeding script kiddie! Your mad github copying skills has bagged me a rare account!

So what you can do is pledge then withdraw immediately if you so desire. This is a dick move to most Patreon users, but it's fine for me as I still get paid. Once you pay, you have access to the content until end of the month, so there's no need to wait until the last day to pull your pledge and screw my estimates up.
Rewards
Pledge $1 or more per month
70 patrons
You can see some random sketches and crap I deem worth uploading whenever the voices tell me.
Pledge $5 or more per month
86 patrons
"Exclusive" piece of artwork at least every month with random "higher quality" (read: "less shit") stuff in between.
I want stuff.
$20 or more per month 9 of 10 patrons
Want me to draw for you? Why? Have you seen this crap? Anyway, if you pledge $20 I'll do a quick, custom digital inked drawing for you each month. Also you still have access to all the exclusive content. Note; your payment will have to clear before I start work for you. Also I reserve the right to reject ideas if they are too weird and refund you. If you have to ask yourself "is this too weird" then the answer is probably "yes" (you freak).
More money than sense.
$50 or more per month 0 of 3 patrons
Have a pathological fear of having money? I've got you covered! Give me $50 and each month I'll make a colour picture of your choice, worth $50 of my time. That's worth nothing in the real world! Again, payment will have to clear before I start and I reserve the right to reject requests of weird stuff like shitting dick nibbles or pictures of Donald Trump and give a refund. Oh yeah and you have access to the exclusive art of the site too.
Goals
$666 of $800 per month
I start "The Church of Poisoned Minds" again.
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Hey there! Thanks for considering giving me your hard earned money so I can keep making this comic and not starve! I appreciate that you're even reading this, but before we go on, there's something you have to know. This Patreon account is special and unlike most, will CHARGE YOU UPFRONT! Most accounts will charge you at the end of the month. This one takes money before it lets you see the content. 

This is because my account was targeted by a "scraper" bot, coded by an idiot. Scraper bots make fake accounts to steal art from Patron pages without any intent for paying for it. Then they upload the art to their shitty, virus laden image boards. The bot that attacked me was created by a paint huffing spaz, so it would make a new account every time I uploaded something. It would always go for the highest tier rewards and quickly became a problem dispite the account being very obvious. This meant Patreon let me on their beta program to charge upfront. As December's debacle that almost sunk the site showed, they had no interest in expanding this, so I'm extremely lucky. So thank you bottom feeding script kiddie! Your mad github copying skills has bagged me a rare account!

So what you can do is pledge then withdraw immediately if you so desire. This is a dick move to most Patreon users, but it's fine for me as I still get paid. Once you pay, you have access to the content until end of the month, so there's no need to wait until the last day to pull your pledge and screw my estimates up.

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Rewards
Pledge $1 or more per month
70 patrons
You can see some random sketches and crap I deem worth uploading whenever the voices tell me.
Pledge $5 or more per month
86 patrons
"Exclusive" piece of artwork at least every month with random "higher quality" (read: "less shit") stuff in between.
I want stuff.
$20 or more per month 9 of 10 patrons
Want me to draw for you? Why? Have you seen this crap? Anyway, if you pledge $20 I'll do a quick, custom digital inked drawing for you each month. Also you still have access to all the exclusive content. Note; your payment will have to clear before I start work for you. Also I reserve the right to reject ideas if they are too weird and refund you. If you have to ask yourself "is this too weird" then the answer is probably "yes" (you freak).
More money than sense.
$50 or more per month 0 of 3 patrons
Have a pathological fear of having money? I've got you covered! Give me $50 and each month I'll make a colour picture of your choice, worth $50 of my time. That's worth nothing in the real world! Again, payment will have to clear before I start and I reserve the right to reject requests of weird stuff like shitting dick nibbles or pictures of Donald Trump and give a refund. Oh yeah and you have access to the exclusive art of the site too.