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If you are a Radio Personality, then you know that content is king when it comes to doing a show. We know that not everything needs to be "Late Breaking" news or "Celebrity Gossip". We prefer to keep things topical or on theme. This service is great for Air Personalities who need to have show prep in advance. We usually have it done and ready two days ahead. However, we have made last minute changes to keep up with the current events.
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When you sign up for this tier, you will get access to custom sound works we create that you can download onto your smart devices or on your computer for your amusement and entertainment. Some of these things that can be used as ringtones, small bits, random left-overs, or crazy sounding pieces that make no sense whatsoever. You'll have access to:
- Dry pieces (Vocal Only);
- and #TBJSPrePrep
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For this level of partnership, we are willing to create ear-catching advertisements, professional voice mail messages, website greetings, brief narrations, or general voice-overs. Depending on the project you need completed, please take into consideration that it may require some time and resources. Normally our turn-around time is within 48 hours, although most projects don't take that long. You will be notified should it take extra time.
When you sign up for this, be advised the following:
- We will only use royalty free music unless you own the rights to the music (WE NEED PROOF - NO KARAOKE OR COVERS!);
- It's your choice of dry (vocal only) or fully produced audio;
- You must have the script completely detailed as needed;
- We reserve the right to let it be heard on on our show, website, or for demonstration purposes.
This offer is a non-exclusive service for the month you pay for. When you sign up for this, you will have access to our previous PARTNERSHIP tiers.
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With that being said, it is strongly advised that you heed our warning:The sounds, voices, and oddities you may hear are not necessarily the opinions, views, or subliminal messages of Pornaudiography, TBJS Radio Network, or any other of it's properties. The preceding audio may contain sounds of extreme auditory violence, casually forced (but consensual) ear sodomization that may include the wreckage of the inner-ear, the lack of logic emanating catatonic euphoric bliss over extended periods of time, and/or uncontrollable or predicted brief flashes of psychological nudity. Indulgent or usage of this service and products may cause some radio Program Directors, Imaging Directors, Corporate CEO's, World, and Religious Leaders to absolutely lose their mental as well as their physical bowels. Extreme caution advised for innocent bystanders who suffer from a nervous disposition as they may wish to consider listening to something without the risk of their ears becoming pregnant. For everyone else, listener discretion is advised.
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