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I will drop to my knees and scream your name to the heavens as if you had just murdered an only son whose existence I only recently discovered. I will also send you a code to get a free download of my album Out of the Past: The Best and the Rest of Todd Stadtman 1999-2007.
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To you, sir or madam, I will give an autographed copy of Funky Bollywood, along with a code to download my album for free.
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To you, imagined though you may be, I will bequeath not only an autographed copy of Funky Bollywood, but also the opportunity to pick a set of 3-4 songs that I will play on the next episode of Pop Offensive. Oh, hell, I’ll also give you the album.

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