Alex was my first, and as yet my only, Patreon subscriber. I wrote this story with them, and our mutual love of Discworld, in mind. It's a humorous bit of fluff, but I thought it would make Alex laugh. It was to be my first paid subscriber story, but in the wake of Alex's death I am offering it here for free.
Instead of asking you to subscribe this week, I am going to ask you to donate to Take This in Alex's memory.
This free story will be attached here as an epub, and also available on my website at http://meadhbh.me for those who don't wish to download to an e-reader.
I miss you, my friend.