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The Soup Witch's Funeral Dinner (audio)
 
Audiobook edition of the Friday Fictionette for March 16, 2018. Narrated by the author. There may be some slight whining of the upstairs neighbor's vacuum cleaner in the background. I run some aggressive noise filtering, but that thing's shrill like a circular saw got together with a power drill and had a baby.

Also available in ebook formats.

Now the Fictionette Freebie for March 2018!

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An ebook subscription to Friday Fictionettes.
$1 or more per month 3 patrons
A brand-new story-like object, about 800 to 1200 words long, once every first through fourth Friday. (Current available formats: PDF, EPUB, MOBI.) This is what the whole project is about.
Access the Audiofictionette.
$3 or more per month 0 patrons
An audio recording of each Friday's fictionette, narrated by the author (hi!) and downloadable as an MP3.
One-of-a-kind Fictionette Artifacts.
$5 or more per month 2 of 3 patrons
I will mail you a typed, illustrated, signed copy of one of the previous month's Patrons-only fictionettes. There will be doodles, illustrated capitals, and marginalia. There will be a surprise inside! There will even be genuine typewritten typos messily corrected with white-out ribbon and correction tape, which is how you can tell its handmade.
Fictionettes: The handbound chapbook collection.
$25 or more per month 0 of 1 patrons
I will print, bind, sew, sign and number a chapbook of the previous month's four fictionettes. (The number will be 1, unless I discover unused time of my hands sufficient to offer this reward to more than one Patron per month.) This unique art object will involve fun stationery, found objects, and anything else that catches my magpie eye. It'll look marvelous on your bookshelf.
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