My problem is this: My best friend's girlfriend is nothing but bad news--a real snake. But he can't see it. He's infatuated. How do I get him away from her before it's too late?
Me and my friend--I'll call him "Adam"--are both in grad school. We've been best friends since seventh grade--he's like a brother to me. But suddenly it's like he doesn't see me anymore. He's stopped enjoying all the things we do together. On study dates, he can't concentrate on the material. During LAN parties his attention wanders away from the game and our whole party gets wiped out.
It's because he's thinking about his new girlfriend--let's call her "Lily." She's all he can think about. She's all he can talk about. He talks about her all the time. When he's not talking about her, he's staring into space daydreaming about her. Sometimes whatever he's remembering makes him giggle. It's actually kind of creepy.
All right, so, new relationship energy takes you that way sometimes. Sure. But it's more than just NRE. Everything about him has changed. It's like my friend got replaced with a pod person. A pod person with bags under his eyes and a weird rash on his neck....
This has been an excerpt from the Friday Fictionette for April 13, 2018. Subscribers can download the full-length fictionette (982 words) from Patreon as an ebook or audiobook depending on their pledge tier.
Cover art incorporates and modifies “Lamia” (1905) by John William Waterhouse